As a bleeding heart hippie liberal who thinks we should all ride bikes everywhere and have free health care, I tend to treat Fox News Station the way I would a senile great-grandfather. Lots of eye-rolling, “uh-huh”s, and the occasional desire to shove an ether soaked rag in his mouth. However, on this blog I […]
This one should go in the record books for MOST obvious news in the HISTORY of Obviously Obvious News: According to a GROUNDBREAKING report by the New York Daily News, the more attractive a female is, the less likely she is to have to pay on a date! NO WAY. I AM IN SHOCK. MY […]
Bars are opening across the country and many restrictions are being dropped — and it just so happens to be the holiday that most inspires people to get complete hammered drunk. What could go wrong? If you’re a single dude looking to go out and enjoy some drinks to celebrate this Irish holiday – let […]
Guess what’s BACK, everyone! It’s Obviously Obvious News, straight from channel obvious in Obviousville! According to a very scientific and most likely extremely expensive study, two researchers from Indiana University learned that when men are explained something by a hot girl, they don’t remember it as well. After having men watch a sexualized news anchor […]
From the studio that brought you “Running of the Bulls: Still Dangerous”, comes another tale of Obviously Obvious News: starring OLD DUDES and SEX! This winter comes: OLD MEN ARE STILL INTERESTED IN SEX: A STORY OF DUH and NO DUH and OBVIOUSLY According to an Australian study, old (and I mean OLDER, […]
Sometimes I’m researching for BCU and I’m like, you know what we haven’t talked about in a long time? Obviously Obvious News! And then I’m like, well maybe that’s because the world has finally stopped reporting on utterly inane sh-t because it realizes that all that does is further our communal stupidity level and stop […]
First off– we don’t personally have a huge problem with Mr. Francis. I mean, no one seems to have a problem with FemSkin, or sexing up toddlers, or the Brazzers franchise (super NSFW, duhh), and each of these businesses do nothing to further the female plight in life. Joe Francis took a worldwide affinity for […]
Awww. Obviously Obvious News, I missed you! It’s been so long since we learned that Running with the Bulls is still dangerous. Luckily, Reuters is at it again, letting us know that subjecting yourself to ungodly heat for extended periods of time could, kill you. The world sauna championships go down every year in Finland, […]
Oh, yay! It’s our favorite time of the week! Obviously obvious news time at BCU! This week’s edition: Obviamente obvio news from the streets of Pamplona, Spain. Last week was the historic(ly stupid) event of the Running of the Bulls, and according to the Red Cross’ customary post-race injury report (CUSTOMARY?), three people are injured, […]
