Just when I thought there was no possible way I hadn’t heard every disgusting sex metaphor in The Book Of Disgusting Sex Metaphors, the human-like parasites of the Jersey Shore stumble drunkenly in and explain how wrong I really am. In a recent episode, Snooki was overheard comparing her and Vinny’s awkwardly propositioned sex to […]
We’re halfway through National Singles Week and decided to make this a bit of an educational day. HEY SIT BACK DOWN RIGHT NOW, DUMMY. Don’t leave. I promise you this information is good. We’ve been doing a lot of browsing on OBC recently, checking out all the hot singles that have joined recently (there are […]
It’s all making sense now, guys. All those times we sat in the lunch room drinking our little boxes of Juicy Juice and eating our little bags of Cheetos, we’re were just dosing ourselves with gay nutrients that were gaying up our pure little straight bodies. Next time you get irritated with the flamboyancy of […]
It’s day two of National Singles Week, and since we started off your morning with a depressing tale of unhappy marriages and divorces and grown women who can’t read, we thought we’d brighten your day with your daily National Singles Week tip! Today’s tip: Nighttime Grown Up Scavenger Hunt! Because we should all be celebrating […]
In your every day, average court room, a divorce settlement is rocky, emotional, and stressful. Dividing assets and custody of children and pets can take a severe toll on ones psyche. However, in the world of multi-million dollar (and sometimes billion dollar) marriages, the divorce settlements reach national headlines. Like, say you just happened to […]
In honor of Unmarried and Single Americans Week, which started yesterday and goes until Saturday, BCU is going to update once a day with a hot idea for all of us smarter-than-the-average-bears out there who have made the socially, environmentally, and fiscally brilliant decision to stay single. From workout trends to vacation hotspots to entertainment […]
Ever since the discovery of Google Instant, people have been checking out how dirty they can get. Unfortunately, it seems all searches rated PG-13 and up have been blocked from showing up automatically, although of course, with a quick hit of the Enter button, you’ll find all the info your dirty mind desires. Unfortunately this […]
Etsy.com is an interesting place. It’s an online store where people can buy and sell handmade items from clothing, to art, to furniture and more. In general, the stuff you find is original, creative, and beautifully made. Other times, they are penis pillows. I consider myself to be an open-minded, forward thinking individual. I am […]
This weekend in football was full of exciting moments– Chargers beating Jacksonville, Packers tearing the Bills a new exit-only, and an incredibly exciting game between the Texans and the Redskins (again, sounds so, so racist). However, looking past the NFL was where you found the most exciting moment of the weekend: this incredible overtime move […]
You’ve gotta hand it to scientists. They spend all day in labs, figuring out the answers to questions nobody has ever asked, performing tests on rats and doing math so difficult that it makes my head hurt just looking at the numbers. And on top of that, because of said hours doing experiments, combined with […]
