We didn’t get a chance to dictate your weekend last week because the BCU staff got a miraculous 4 days off for the holiday. It’s okay to be jealous, we won’t judge. Needless to say, this sad two day weekend is going to be a smack in the face, but we’ve still got a few […]
BCU got some flak a couple months back for apparently misinforming the public about the book Tactile Mind — we called it porn, and the author shot back saying, “I have never referred to my work as pornographic,” and we cowered in You’ve-Been-Told shame. Luckily, Jezebel swooped in and saved the day with their post […]
As the BCU staff digs up their football jerseys and starts stocking the communal lunch fridge with beer (seriously guys, where am I supposed to keep my carrot sticks), we come to realize that a new age is upon us. Fantasy football strategy sites are added to the Bookmarks bar, and office pranks begin […]
It was only a matter of time before the gorgeous, busty sex-tape star and Carl’s Jr. spokeswoman Kim Kardashian got her own sex doll. In fact, considering she’s been popular since 2006, AND already has a wax figure at Madame Tussauds, I’m surprised it’s taken this long to create a latex doppleganger for use by […]
I am a lucky woman, in that I can honestly say I have never accidentally taken a man-atee home before (man-atee (n): a man, who if you saw him floating in the water face down, could be mistaken for a Trichechus manatus, or the West Indian manatee). However, I have friends who have accidentally taken […]
First off– we don’t personally have a huge problem with Mr. Francis. I mean, no one seems to have a problem with FemSkin, or sexing up toddlers, or the Brazzers franchise (super NSFW, duhh), and each of these businesses do nothing to further the female plight in life. Joe Francis took a worldwide affinity for […]
So, so many things. A) Those boots make so much sense. She’s an Eskimo, you guys. So all that time we were making fun of her height/weight/face/life, she’s been trying to survive the winter in her igloo full of Bump-Its and P’zones. B) What you don’t know is that she’s hiding a well worn […]
The Amazing Race is one of those shows that I never ever watch cause there is too much sappy “I couldn’t have done this without you” bulls— where I’m like, uh, yeah you could’ve, what if you had Bear Grylls himself with you? You’d have probably done way better because I doubt Bear is afraid […]
I came across this image while doing my normal 3 hour perusal of new internet things this morning. A nervous look to my left? Hand sanitizer. Great. So when the end of the world comes and the undead attack the BCU offices, I will be here, makin’ sure I don’t catch a cold. If […]
Every time I see a video with a title like this, like say “driver falls asleep at the wheel,” or “amusement park ride gone wrong,” or “adorable kitten murders owner by clawing out her appendix,” I think, why did I watch that? I wasn’t afraid of driving or amusement park rides and ESPECIALLY NOT KITTENS, […]
