Sometime back in the early 2000s, some San Diegan must have sold their soul or performed some heinous act of karma, because the entire city has been getting punished for the past 6 years. I mean, first our entire city sets on fire, and then our entire city sinks to the bottom of the ocean, […]
Apparently, this is all Eiffel Tower propaganda. Well now I’m just confused. My idea of France was always that it was a country full of smelly hairy people who drank a ton of red wine and then boned in the streets on piles of croissants, but NEWS FLASH: apparently that’s not the case. According to […]
In more Celebrities Being D*cks news, Owen Wilson is peeing on a golf course, because when you’re an insanely successful movie actor the world is not just your oyster, but also your toilet. The cuter brother would NEVER do this.
Let’s me preface this rant by saying I love meat. I eat just about every animal out there, and would probably wear leather if it didn’t look so god-awful on me. That being said, COME ON, LADY GAGA. THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. Lady Gaga won 8 awards at the VMAs last night, all […]
Somewhere, Elizabeth Taylor’s ears are ringing and she’s experiencing withdrawal-like symptoms because there is a diamond in the universe that she does not own yet, and it just happens to be floating about 50 light years away from Earth. “Lucy,” as scientists have named it, is a 4,000 km wide white dwarf, the shrunken […]
It’s been, what, 24 hours since Google Instant premiered? And already the geniuses over at Urlesque have put together a fantastic music video for Billy Joel’s 80s hit, “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” The video tops the song by 100 fold. Trust us.
We didn’t get a chance to dictate your weekend last week because the BCU staff got a miraculous 4 days off for the holiday. It’s okay to be jealous, we won’t judge. Needless to say, this sad two day weekend is going to be a smack in the face, but we’ve still got a few […]
BCU got some flak a couple months back for apparently misinforming the public about the book Tactile Mind — we called it porn, and the author shot back saying, “I have never referred to my work as pornographic,” and we cowered in You’ve-Been-Told shame. Luckily, Jezebel swooped in and saved the day with their post […]
As the BCU staff digs up their football jerseys and starts stocking the communal lunch fridge with beer (seriously guys, where am I supposed to keep my carrot sticks), we come to realize that a new age is upon us. Fantasy football strategy sites are added to the Bookmarks bar, and office pranks begin […]
It was only a matter of time before the gorgeous, busty sex-tape star and Carl’s Jr. spokeswoman Kim Kardashian got her own sex doll. In fact, considering she’s been popular since 2006, AND already has a wax figure at Madame Tussauds, I’m surprised it’s taken this long to create a latex doppleganger for use by […]
