The Booty Call Song
Disclaimer: We neither endorse getting women “sloppy,” nor are we sure what “chocolate covered booty panties” are. That being said, enjoy.
Weekend To-Dos: WINE
Welcome back, Weekend Warriors, it’s the second weekend of fall, and we’re back to give you the run down on the top 3 things you have to do this weekend. This week: Cheese and Wine edition. Because those are my two favorite things and I write this blog and what I say goes, dummy. 1) […]
Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson Parody Bobby Brown
Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson Note to self: 1) chug a Smirnoff Ice and down some fast food before bed, 2) have awesome dance party dreams featuring Mike Tyson, Wayne Brady, and hilariously bad 80s singles, 3) make video about it. Happy Friday everyone!
Countries Ranked By Penis Size
As residents of America’s Finest City, we were pretty proud of the news that San Diego ranks #3 on the top ten list of cities with the biggest penises. I mean, that’s something to be proud about, right? I’m pretty sure personality and intelligence are directly correlated to the size of one’s member, so obviously […]
Your Porn Habits May Go Public
even this guy isn’t safe. img via jimfairthorne Time to do a complete swipe of your laptops, everyone. According to Gawker, “U.S. companies are tracking porn downloads from networks like BitTorrent, and experts say they are easy prey for hackers.” ACS: Law, an anti-piracy firm in the UK, has for a while used less than […]
Ochocinco Sends Fans to Sex Line
Hey Bengals, can we sit down real quick and discuss the current state of your two star players? Yes, I mean Terrell Owens and the other one whose legal name I refuse to say out loud. Can we just get together and maybe have a little talk about their egos? Look: I know they are […]
Swedish Band Pukes On Stage
Videos of people puking always make me laugh. I know that vomiting is awful and uncomfortable and once the dry heaves start you’re really in trouble, but something about watching peoples’ eyes bulge out while bile spews uncontrollably from their organs and they make that inevitable “HUUHHHHHHLLLGFHGHHG” noise just makes me giggle! So watching this […]
The Snuggie Sutra
Tumblrs and blogs make up a huge percent of the internet these days. From DEALBREAKER to Crap At My Parents House to Awkward Family Photos, hours and hours can be spent browsing photos with hilarious captions. But rarely are these blogs as informative and strange as The Snuggie Sutra: a blog dedicated to sex positions […]
Kissing: It’s Science
Sometimes I think we take the joy of kissing for granted. Like straight sexin’, it takes talent, and there are many around who somehow made it to adulthood and still have not yet figured it out. At the same time, though, we’ve always wondered… exactly what purpose does kissing hold? Sure it’s fun, and at […]
Gross.
Alright, magazine companies. It’s time we had a talk. I was okay with you featuring half naked chicks and women with no noses and even photos of starving children in war-torn countries. But when you take it a step further, Billboard, and put a corpse on the cover of your magazine, a NAKED corpse, at […]