OBC has been saying “You don’t have to promise marriage just to get a date” for years, shouting it from the rooftops, car windows, and public bathroom toilets in Barstow, CA (sidenote: don’t ever go to Barstow, California). And yet, for some reason, everyone construed it as us preaching dirty, offensive filth that would […]
Let this be a warning: Always ask yourself, is this really a photo I’d be okay with the entire universe seeing? Because whether there be a suspicious looking gadget, blatant proof that you shouldn’t have procreated, or a major example of TMI, SOMEONE from lamebook will find it, save it, and keep it for the […]
We’ve said it a hundred times and we’ll say it a hundred more: we’re staunchly anti-drunk-driving. Cab prices are far less than paying fines for a DUI, and the chance that you could kill yourself or someone else is too high for it to be acceptable to risk it. HOWEVER, on the absolutely ZERO percent […]
It’s a big day for Team OBC over here: it’s Taco Tuesday, I received my monthly Cheese Aficionado magazine, and OH YEAH GUESS WHAT, OnlineBootyCall.com reached 5 MILLION MEMBERS! Can you believe it? To put that in perspective, if we were a city, we’d have a bigger population than that of Los Angeles and San […]
JetBlue, notoriously affordable airline company and purveyor of awesome commercials is back with their totally awesome “All You can Jet” package, offering unlimited flights for an entire month starting September 7th for a mere $699 (or $499 if you don’t mind not flying on Friday or Sunday). Since the summer’s winding down (although by our […]
I don’t know if you ever saw Gone, Baby, Gone, but it was was a pretty damn good movie, what with the kidnapping and prostitution and drugs and whatnot, except for the fact that Casey Affleck played a badass? Which makes no sense? I mean, he’s got the skin of a newborn infant baby boy, […]
When a lady walks by and she’s wearing like, I don’t know, thin white pants, or a skin-tight dress, or teeny short shorts, and you’re thinking like, man, she really needs some work down there, what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it A) She should probably hit the gym. B) She […]
Dwyane Wade blocking childrens’ shots from John Karalis on Vimeo. Because nothing gives underprivileged youth the confidence to follow their dreams like having an NBA baller squash them like a disgusting little cockroach in front of all their friends and family.
You might know Tila Tequila from her MySpace fame-whore days, or her “Shot at Love” fame-whore days, or her “Shawne Merriman beat me up” fame whore days (which is totally ridiculous because Merriman is a gentleman and a scholar and is going take the Chargers to the Super Bowl this year, guaranteed). And now it […]
Timmy made headlines a while back with his Mickey Mouse PJ’d rendition of Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance,‘ despite his chubby little muffin top and awkward dad/creepy uncle/mystery guy prancing around in his skivvies in the background. Now, he’s classing it up with a newly remodeled kitchen and t-shirt that fits, but we can still feel […]
