Fine. You can play the violin phenomenally well and have a super freaking awesome white suit with tails and a matching piano and everything. So what, what does that make you? Some sort of internet superstar? Well… yep. Guess so.
What is the deal with Lakers fans? Seriously, you guys are almost as bad as Raiders fans these days, and combined, you’re basically just turning our entire state into one big freakshow of people who take professional sports more seriously than their jobs and families. Like, hooray! Our favorite sports team won! Let’s push over […]
Truth time: No, I did not wake up at 6:30 this morning to watch the USA vs Slovenia World Cup match, but from the screams of agony I heard from my living room, apparently there is quite a stir going on surrounding a foul called on Maurice Edu, USA World Cup player, that cost USA […]
Everyone seems to be abuzz these days after the announcement at E3 that Microsoft was releasing it’s new controller-less motion sensing system, eliminating the need for a controller all together. Awesome! I mean, how many times a day do you think, sure, this game is fun and all but BOY all this controller holding has […]
Oh, hoorayyyy! Finally a win for the down-on-his-luck golfer. Although porn star Devon James has recently been making claims that Tiger is the father of her 9-year-old son, a DNA test proved her a liar — a DNA test that was in fact taken 8 years ago, in 2002. Further research into the matter by […]
Do you ever experience second-hand embarrassment? When watching a particularly terrible American Idol audition do you cringe and occasionally have to leave the room? Does watching the horrific acting on Grey’s Anatomy make you ache for the time when actors knew how to cry and didn’t just smoosh up their faces like they have to […]
Zip up those jean shorts and put your business away, gentlemen, because Chat Roulette wants nothing to do with your flopping junk all over their screens anymore. What prudes, huh? I mean, seriously, what’s even the point of Chat Roulette if I don’t get to watch 45 year old unemployed Italian dudes in their mom’s […]
I don’t know if you know this (I mean, maybe you live on Mars or are deaf and also blind, who knows), but there is an oil spill thing going on. Don’t quote me on this, but I’m under the impression that the entire ocean is made of oil now? And maybe, (don’t quote me […]
Last night was game 6 of the NBA Finals. Celtics Vs. Lakers. I had two 36 packs (two!), tequila, hot dogs, homemade potato salad and chips and salsa and EVERYTHING that should have made that game the most fun house party ever. And then my cable went out. Really? TV gods? REALLY? You’ve got to […]
Ah, yes, basketball. A good ol’ fashioned American sport, with guaranteed rioting, bleeped out curse words, and Jack Nicholson with his sunglasses and 20 year old girlfriend watching from the front row. Oh, and also Delonte West boning Lebron’s mom? What? How did I miss that? Anyway, tonight is game 6 of the NBA finals […]
