Oh, hoorayyyy! Finally a win for the down-on-his-luck golfer. Although porn star Devon James has recently been making claims that Tiger is the father of her 9-year-old son, a DNA test proved her a liar — a DNA test that was in fact taken 8 years ago, in 2002. Further research into the matter by […]
Do you ever experience second-hand embarrassment? When watching a particularly terrible American Idol audition do you cringe and occasionally have to leave the room? Does watching the horrific acting on Grey’s Anatomy make you ache for the time when actors knew how to cry and didn’t just smoosh up their faces like they have to […]
Zip up those jean shorts and put your business away, gentlemen, because Chat Roulette wants nothing to do with your flopping junk all over their screens anymore. What prudes, huh? I mean, seriously, what’s even the point of Chat Roulette if I don’t get to watch 45 year old unemployed Italian dudes in their mom’s […]
I don’t know if you know this (I mean, maybe you live on Mars or are deaf and also blind, who knows), but there is an oil spill thing going on. Don’t quote me on this, but I’m under the impression that the entire ocean is made of oil now? And maybe, (don’t quote me […]
Last night was game 6 of the NBA Finals. Celtics Vs. Lakers. I had two 36 packs (two!), tequila, hot dogs, homemade potato salad and chips and salsa and EVERYTHING that should have made that game the most fun house party ever. And then my cable went out. Really? TV gods? REALLY? You’ve got to […]
Ah, yes, basketball. A good ol’ fashioned American sport, with guaranteed rioting, bleeped out curse words, and Jack Nicholson with his sunglasses and 20 year old girlfriend watching from the front row. Oh, and also Delonte West boning Lebron’s mom? What? How did I miss that? Anyway, tonight is game 6 of the NBA finals […]
There’re really very few things better on a cold, hungover morning than the vacuum-sealed styrofoam goodness that is CUP NOODLE. In America, there is no need for advertising for Cup Noodle because a) they cost like, 3 cents each, and b) they have officially won the “Prepare for Disaster” spot in our cupboards AND c) […]
Silly New York mass transit system sign creator, you obviously haven’t been following internet trends, have you? I will assume you also don’t know what LOL, LMAO, WTF, SMH is, but that’s precisely what I’m thinking about you. However, perhaps I’m wrong. Maybe you know exactly what I’m talking about, and this whole “change the […]
I have no words.
Alright, World Cup, you win this time. I wanted to hate you. Your stupid Vuvuzuelas, your confusing rules, your TIES. All of these things made me want to hate you, and then I realized during the Germany Vs… someone match, that HEY! I get it! The World Cup is an awesome, multi-million dollar excuse to […]
