If in an elevator with P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Howdy Doody orwhateverhe’scalled, there are many thoughts that might run through one’s head. Do I acknowledge him? Do I nod and say hi? Do I say “I love your work” or “man most of your shows are too humiliating to even watch?” Well, whatever you decide to do […]
This week in Obviously Obvious News… I’ve never understood dudes’ affinity for punching each other in the balls. I mean, really, what do you get out of watching your friend writhing in pain, looking like they’re going to throw up all over themselves? You men practically cry watching a TV show where someone hurts their […]
TGIF, woo hoo! It’s Friday, San Diego weather is at a balmy 75 degrees, and OH YEAH, The Official BCU World Cup countdown is at T-minus 7 days! Aiiiyyyeee! Today’s World Cup update is a little more depressing than we’d like, but were determined to report all the WC2k10 news, good or bad. This news […]
Wedding Crashers is quite possibly one of my favorite comedies of all time. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn kept me in hysterics from minute one to the closing credits, and the Will Ferrell cameo at the end put the icing on the cake. If you’ll recall, Will plays Chazz- the founder and by far most […]
First the 130 pound girl was fired for being too heavy for Hooters, and now this — a woman named Debrahlee Lorenzana has been fired from her position at a bank for being “too hot” for her position at a Citibank in Manhattan. First, they demanded a very strict dress code (including no pencil skirts, no […]
Today’s official countdown to the World Cup post is a look at the players who are about to star in the 2nd most exciting sports tournament in the history of tournaments, falling only behind those Lion versus Man fights back in Ancient Rome. Unfortunately, yours truly has absolutely no idea who or what is good/bad […]
9 days and counting, people. We’re getting closer to one of the most watched sporting events in the entire world, a month-long booze fest where grown men are reduced to tears and occasionally pissing in their high school soccer shorts. Now it’s getting to the time when you need to start making your World Cup […]
In some sort of sadistic, twisted way, being on a Most Wanted list is kind of awesome. You probably consider yourself the ultimate bad ass- like maybe someday they’ll make a movie about you and Benicio Del Toro will play you and maybe even win an Oscar or something. What ruins those chances, though, is […]
We all have different music tastes, some enjoy country, some enjoy rap, and some enjoy music that’s actually good. Just kidding, I like country and rap when the situation calls for it which is never. However, a surveying of the recent music sensations has made me realize that there are definitely a few “music” stars […]
Teaching first-graders to spell, grocery lists, reminders to throw the trash out- these were the uses for magnetic alphabet letters when I was a kid. Somewhere around age 13 my friends and I turned to trying to spell “penis” even though the only letters left were W, R, M, and a number 4 (how’d that […]
