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5 Things to Do On Tuesdays Now That Lost is Over

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5 Things to Do On Tuesdays Now That Lost is Over

BCU Dominic Moynahan, end of Lost, Evangeline Lilly, fansite, forums, Lost, Lost finale, Lost season 6, what to do on a Tuesday night 2 Comments May 24, 2010

I have to admit I was never bitten by the Lost bug, the same bug that took 6 years of brainpower off friends’ lives. Their Tuesday nights were spent with the same confused look on their face that I get when I look at Bret Michaels bandana hair, and every end of the show was riddled […]

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Why MySpace is Dead

BCU bands, crappy music, Facebook, MySpace, MySpace music, sparkly GIFs, tila tequila, top 8, why MySpace is dead 0 Comments May 24, 2010

MySpace brought us a lot of awesome things. A way to avoid homework for 6 hours, rediscovering why you hated that kid in elementary school, and stalking ex-boyfriends while silently hating everything about them are a few of my favorites. However, as Facebook expanded from just the college crowd to businesses and eventually anyone with […]

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Hooters Waitress Suspended for Being Too Fat

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Hooters Waitress Suspended for Being Too Fat

BCU crazy, Detroit, fired, Hooters, Hooters waitress told she's too fat, terminated, too fat, waitress too fat 0 Comments May 21, 2010

Is it just me or has the hotness-level of Hooters waitresses kind of been on a downward slope recently? I mean, not to say most of them could probably be plucked from a crowd to sleep with the lead singer of Good Charlotte or anything, cause I’m sure they’re still hot enough for that, but […]

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Benefits of a Two-Ton Bed

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Benefits of a Two-Ton Bed

BCU 2 ton bed, booty call, crazy, furniture, marble bed, Pavane for a Dead Princess, Rick Owens 0 Comments May 21, 2010

Parisian designer Rick Owen (Rick Owens? That’s like, the least French name I’ve ever heard) just came up with a fascinating piece of furniture: a 2 ton bed made with alabaster, bronze and marble, called Pavane for a Dead Princess, which sounds exactly like a place that you’d die in your sleep. It may seem […]

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New Nike Ad For World Cup

BCU ad, Alejandro Inarritu, awesome video, commercial, Football, Nike, Soccer, World Cup, World Cup 2010, Write the Future 0 Comments May 20, 2010

You can always count on Nike to make big-screen-worthy commercials that induce tears while simultaneously giving you a bulge in your pants over whatever sports event is on the horizon. This ad for the coming world cup (which the BCU staff is counting down the days to) is no exception. Filmed by Alejandro G Inarritu, […]

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This Post Is Not About Penis

BCU affirmations, believing in yourself, hilarious video, idiot, inspiration, painful, smashing your head into a board 0 Comments May 20, 2010

Scanning the last, oh, 5 or so articles, I’ve realized a trending topic on BCU: Penis. Or, more specifically, penis, penis, porn, pope penis, and penis, respectively. So to clear your palate of awkward posts about penis and porn, here is a video very motivated and confident man smashing his face into a piece of […]

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New Olympic Mascots: Eerily Familiar

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New Olympic Mascots: Eerily Familiar

BCU 2012 Olympics, England, Lisa Simpson, London, Olympics, oral sex, penis, penis mascots, phallic, weird mascots 0 Comments May 20, 2010

It wasn’t long ago that some very observant (and just as creepy) person pointed out that the logo for the 2012 Olympics in London looks a tad bit like Lisa Simpson passin’ out a BJ. And now, after months of waiting, London has finally released the first shots of the 2012 Olympic mascots, and they […]

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Guitarist Takes Too Much Viagra

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Guitarist Takes Too Much Viagra

BCU 48 hours, awkward, erection, guitarist, ill, sick, Tokio Hotel, Tom Kaulitz, too much Viagra, Viagra 0 Comments May 20, 2010

Despite the 30 seconds of barely audible side-effects that are heard at the end of Viagra commercials (I always assume they’re saying “explosive diarrhea” and “sudden death”), young men all over the world are popping the little blue pill for fun, just to see how it benefits their sex life. “Please contact your physician if […]

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How Porn Affects Your Life

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How Porn Affects Your Life

BCU colorful, funny charts, funny graphs, horse penises, how porn affects your life, porn 0 Comments May 19, 2010

We at BCU appreciate just about everything in graph form. Our short attention spans and kitten-like excitability make colorful lines and bars far more engrossing than boring old words and numbers. So when we found this colorful line graph about porn, we were like, BONUS POINTS!

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Pope Condoms

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Pope Condoms

BCU Catholic Church, Church, condoms, condoomfabriek.nl, contraceptives, pope Benedict, pope condoms, religion, safe sex, STDs, unwanted pregnancies 0 Comments May 19, 2010

If I were to think of one sexy gentleman on the planet that I’d want plastered on a condom, it would most definitely be Pope Benedict of the Catholic Church. Something about that Dart Sidious face and creepy white robe just gets me riled up, y’know? Luckily, Dutch Condom company De Condoomfabriek ( The Condom Factory) […]

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