Welcome, readers, to your weekly dose of a female staffer pretending she knows anything about sports or physical activity of any kind! In this weeks episode: FOOTBALL! The sport I could have sworn ended like, a month ago is apparently back in full swing, with something called a “draft,” which I thought was a handwritten […]
Currently, the weather in the fair city of San Diego has taken a disastrous turn. Grey clouds litter our normally blue sky and a for some strange reason there is this liquid substance falling from the sky which strangely forces people to drive terribly and my flip flops to be unsuitable shoe choices. It’s completely […]
Just in case my description of Coachella was not quite vivid enough for you, here is a video that will make it perfectly clear how intoxicated 90% of the festival participants were for the three day weekend. All this young gent wants is to walk to the portable bathrooms. Unfortunately, he has to deal with […]
This post should have been written, approved, and posted at least two days ago, but unfortunately the brain power of yours truly has just recently regained full power since this past weekend. So now, here goes… The Coachella Valley Music and Art Festival occurs every year in the third weekend of April in Indio, CA. […]
As a woman, I constantly have to witness those of my own gender reinforcing stereotypes that make us look like terrible, materialistic airheads. You always hear women saying, “I wish that people cared more about my brains and less about my looks,” and then five minutes later on national television a candidate for Miss Teen […]
We over here at the BCU offices don’t condone illegal activity, which means, of course, that we definitely don’t indulge in the celebrations that some do on this 20th of April. However, if we were to, we’d probably utilize the new KLUCKR app for the iPhone. The KLUCKR app is a program that helps you […]
Just a couple days ago we posted a few results of a survey of women, just to get a peek into their hurricane-like brains. And although we generally consider males to be the… er… simpler sex, we figure we’d post this “Great Male Survey” so all the lady-readers can have a quick glance into their […]
If you thought the blind must be missing out on the glorious joy that is pornography, you’re actually amazingly wrong. Enter Lisa J. Murphy, the world first porn creator specifically for the visually impaired. She created the book “Tactile Mind,” which features 2-D touchable sculptures of human genitalia and other parts, accompanied by Braille descriptions […]
The optometrist is never fun. They confuse you with those ancient lens machines, blow that gust of wind in your eye ball without warning, and sometimes dilate your pupils, leaving you feeling like someone slipped some LSD in your morning OJ. However, if the eye doctor starts using the eye chart below, I think I’ll […]
The Curse of the Bad Booty Call is one that we’ve all encountered. You mistakenly bring someone home thinking you’ll have an awesome hookup and call it a night, but sometime between hailing a cab and arriving at your front door you realize this is the 2nd worst idea, right after throwing your cat off […]
