If you know one thing about the BCU staff, it’s probably that we’ve all matured to about age 12, and then just stopped. It’s the reason we still laugh at fart jokes and make penises out of silly putty. However, when Tiger finished his Masters round yesterday, it’s like he was just trying to get […]
We all know that women are freaks of nature that no one understands. Books like Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus sold millions of copies because of this phenomenon. Luckily, purveyors of fine rum, Don Q, recently recently decided to try their hand at cracking the mysterious woman code with their new site […]
Recently, Nike released a new somewhat-heart wrenching and completely unnecessary ad, where Tiger Woods manages to hold his recently acquired sad-shameful-apologetic-tired-victimized-horny face for a never-ending 33 seconds. Meanwhile, in the background, the voice of his deceased father Earl gives him the “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” speech that we all knew and hated at age […]
Let’s hope your favorite brew isn’t Danish beer Carlsberg, because you won’t be getting any shipments of it anytime soon. The workers of the brewery in Denmark are on strike… can you guess what for? a) Unsafe working conditions b) Unfair wages c) Only being allowed 3 beers per day, during their lunch break, and […]
You’ve been chatting with that girl in your Psych class since the beginning of the semester, getting to know each other, studying together, and generally being glad to have someone to bear the hours of mindless lecture with. But the semester is now coming to an end, and you’re wondering if maybe you should ask […]
You might have heard that 60-year-old Tom Watson has been doing uncharacteristically well at the Masters, which has put him at the top of the leaderboard after today’s first round of play. In fact, despite being one of the oldest players in the game, he’s matched his lowest score at the Masters in 37 years. […]
Surprise, surprise. Just as we’d always assumed, dudes like sex more than chicks. However, now there is scientific evidence to prove its true. And no, your tally marks on your bed post of how many times your lady has denied you don’t count as “scientific evidence.” A new book has just come out by Dr. Louann […]
Hooking up in public is one of the most exhilarating and spontaneous things to do with boyfriend/girlfriend or just a booty call! Instead of your usual indoor bed or couch activity, taking your naughty business outside can be a great way to spice up your sex life. However, there is always a certain risk to gettin’ it […]
Don’t you wish that every bar had this outside of it? A cute girl with a sign detailing the hotness spread going on inside? Malibu Bar, located in Austin, Texas, has come up with an earth-shatteringly great idea. Never again will you be forced to quickly chug your beers to escape a dreaded Beast Convention, or […]
Remember Tiger Woods? And that thing he did? I don’t know, some boring garbage about a couple affairs or whatever? It’s all a dull haze now that we have Sandra Bullock and her unfaithful headcase neo-Nazi husband. We Americans are great at forgiveness if someone else does something worse than you! Anyway, Tiger Woods had […]
