Picking up a lady at the gym is quite the conundrum. On one hand, she’s probably not looking to meet anybody while she’s sweating profusely and jamming out to Lady Gaga. On the other hand, her sculpted booty and perfectly toned abs are calling to you like a siren song. If you decide to muster […]
There are things in life that cannot be unseen. War photos, the creepy music video for the Hot Chip song “I Feel Better”, and Joe Theismann’s leg break back in December of 1985 are all on my personal list. And now, by some evil twist of fate, I have another. The photo below, which, on […]
If you know one thing about the BCU staff, it’s probably that we’ve all matured to about age 12, and then just stopped. It’s the reason we still laugh at fart jokes and make penises out of silly putty. However, when Tiger finished his Masters round yesterday, it’s like he was just trying to get […]
We all know that women are freaks of nature that no one understands. Books like Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus sold millions of copies because of this phenomenon. Luckily, purveyors of fine rum, Don Q, recently recently decided to try their hand at cracking the mysterious woman code with their new site […]
Recently, Nike released a new somewhat-heart wrenching and completely unnecessary ad, where Tiger Woods manages to hold his recently acquired sad-shameful-apologetic-tired-victimized-horny face for a never-ending 33 seconds. Meanwhile, in the background, the voice of his deceased father Earl gives him the “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” speech that we all knew and hated at age […]
Let’s hope your favorite brew isn’t Danish beer Carlsberg, because you won’t be getting any shipments of it anytime soon. The workers of the brewery in Denmark are on strike… can you guess what for? a) Unsafe working conditions b) Unfair wages c) Only being allowed 3 beers per day, during their lunch break, and […]
You’ve been chatting with that girl in your Psych class since the beginning of the semester, getting to know each other, studying together, and generally being glad to have someone to bear the hours of mindless lecture with. But the semester is now coming to an end, and you’re wondering if maybe you should ask […]
You might have heard that 60-year-old Tom Watson has been doing uncharacteristically well at the Masters, which has put him at the top of the leaderboard after today’s first round of play. In fact, despite being one of the oldest players in the game, he’s matched his lowest score at the Masters in 37 years. […]
Surprise, surprise. Just as we’d always assumed, dudes like sex more than chicks. However, now there is scientific evidence to prove its true. And no, your tally marks on your bed post of how many times your lady has denied you don’t count as “scientific evidence.” A new book has just come out by Dr. Louann […]
Hooking up in public is one of the most exhilarating and spontaneous things to do with boyfriend/girlfriend or just a booty call! Instead of your usual indoor bed or couch activity, taking your naughty business outside can be a great way to spice up your sex life. However, there is always a certain risk to gettin’ it […]
