It’s fairly well known that guys, for the most part, understand about 1/1000th of women’s brains. And considering the human brain is about 3 pounds, and we only use about 10% of it, that means… well, I’m not going to do that math but pretty much you know JACK about women. And since no one […]
I’m sorry. That heading was supposed to say, “Vienna Girardi Wins ‘The Bachelor’,” although I still think mine is more accurate. Here are the questions that don’t matter: Did Vienna have an affair with a crew member? Did she really steal money from her Marine ex-husband? IS SHE LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE? Here are the […]
OMG OMG OMG OMG. Alright guys, I know that I might have a teeny weeny itty bitty crush on Zach Galiafinakis that might be borderline stalker status, but I can not be the only one in the world who is out-of-this-world excited to see him host SNL this weekend. Especially since the last few guest […]
I recently wrote an article for the hilarious website RegretfulMorning, listing ways that guys can completely ruin their chances of picking up a lady. However, after contemplating the subject further, I realized there are actual lifestyle choices guys make that unwittingly ruin their chances of getting laid. Let us discuss. 1) Your Video Game Habit […]
Are you a particularly nefarious, multi-millionaire professional golfer who enjoys dozens of mistresses at once while keeping your unfairly sexy Swedish wife around too? Probably not. But if you’ve got his tendencies (cheating, lying, Ambien problem, etc), you might want to download this new iPhone app; “Tiger Text,” which you can program to automatically delete […]
The US is currently facing one of the worst economic crises in decades, and people are being forced to take a hard look at their spending and decide what their priorities are. Entertainment, such as movies, theme parks, and concerts, have taken especially hard hits, as people have realized they aren’t really necessities. Even many […]
Pillow talk (noun): confidences exchanged in bed or in intimate circumstances between spouses or lovers. We might add to the very end of that definition, perhaps “or a random chick you met at a bar,” but either way, you get the jist. Pillow talk is the bedroom banter that you would probably not ever want […]
Along with misspellings, fart jokes, and people falling down, the BCU staff’s immature 12-year-old boy sense of humor includes unintended sexual innuendo. Luckily, some guy in Connecticut snapped this pic from a Friendly’s menu that made us giggle like children.
We all know it sucks to go through a break up. Not only do you feel confused and heartbroken, but your self-esteem plummets. However, we at BCU always try to see the bright side of things, so here are our top 5 ways to get over a tough break up. 1) Hit the gym Not […]
Other than the obvious reasons to have a booty call on retainer (no gifts, meeting parents, or responsibility), there are actually surprising health benefits to having booty calls. Here are a few that made us have to pick up the phone and set up a booty call for tonight! 1. Sex relieves stress In a […]
