After all the creepy drive-through sex shops and dudes with their oral sex requests all over the place, I feel like we could all use a little mind rinse with the sexiest women in fashion: that’s right: THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOOOOOW.

The actual prime time event isn’t premiering until the end of November, but we got a sneak peek at some of the shots from the world’s most important fashion show, and let me tell you: they’re a teeny, tiny bit weird. I mean, sure, we all need a little variety in our lingerie cat-walks, but at the same time, come on — do we need this creepy weight-lifter uniform (above) or the several demonic-looking winged things that made an appearance at several times throughout the show? Let me just see the sexy Santa outfits and glittery angel outfits of yesteryear! All these gol-darn new-fangled get-ups are makin’ me feel like a durn geezer over here! WILLIKERS!

Anyway, if there is one thing we’re thankful for it was the aptly chosen musical guest, Katy Perry, donning her VS Angel’s status bod in some incredible outfits. Sure her voice sounds like a dying Rhesus monkey’s desperate AIDS-fueled howls, but hey – it’s not a true Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show party unless the TV’s on mute and everyone drinks each time an ass cheek is shown, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?

Check back with us for BCU’s certified Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Drinking game on Tuesday, November 30th!