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New Old Spice Commercial is Even Awesomer

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When I had my first crush at 16 (I was a late bloomer who turned into a beautiful flower), I remember that he wore Old Spice cologne. And I thought it was so George Clooney of him. Like, so totally mature and OH EM GEE KATIE HE IS SO SOPHISTICATED. And now, a whole 6 …
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Cougar Vs. Bear

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Sometimes my mom likes to talk about pop culture. It's pretty hilarious, because as a rule, she doesn't know what she's talking about. She calls celebrities the wrong names, loves the Jersey Shore, and totally believes the Bachelorette is a legitimate show about people looking for love. This is another great example of how older …
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R-Kelly's World Cup Video

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It looks like everyone is getting in on the World Cup fever... even Americans (gasp! AMERICANS!) are tuning in at the god-awful hour of 7 am to watch 90 minutes of running, fake injuries, bleached hair, and OH YEAH, AWESOME DISPLAYS OF AGILITY AND ATHLETICISM. Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, and other notable Americans have been …
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Star Trek Tok

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If you're like me, the first time you heard Kesha's hit single "Tik Tok," you thought, sure, this is kinda catchy, but it would be a million times better if it was set to a mash up of old school William Shatner era Star Trek clips, you know? No? You didn't think that? Well shut …
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DC Metro Dancer Tears It Up

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People today just don't appreciate good performance art when they see it. They see a slightly pudgy guy with his shirt tucked into his khakis, giving it 100% with his awkward, rhythm-less dance in the middle aisle on a public metro and they think, "WTF," instead of "Sweet mother of our Lord, we have been …
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Violinist Plays Whole Super Mario Theme

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Fine. You can play the violin phenomenally well and have a super freaking awesome white suit with tails and a matching piano and everything. So what, what does that make you? Some sort of internet superstar? Well... yep. Guess so.
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The BP Coffee Spill

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I don't know if you know this (I mean, maybe you live on Mars or are deaf and also blind, who knows), but there is an oil spill thing going on. Don't quote me on this, but I'm under the impression that the entire ocean is made of oil now? And maybe, (don't quote me …
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Jamiroquai for Cup Noodle

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There're really very few things better on a cold, hungover morning than the vacuum-sealed styrofoam goodness that is CUP NOODLE. In America, there is no need for advertising for Cup Noodle because a) they cost like, 3 cents each, and b) they have officially won the "Prepare for Disaster" spot in our cupboards AND c) …
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Vince Young Goes Nuts At a Strip Club

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Legacy embedded media Happy Monday, readers! Just thought I'd swing by and greet you this lovely 70 degree morning with a fun story from American football before we dive headfirst into the loud, confusing mess that is the World Cup. So GUESS WHAT. Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young is currently under investigation by the NFL …
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Woody Harrelson Has a World Cup Moment

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I've always been a little weirded out by Woody Harrelson. My parents loved Cheers, and No Country For Old Men was awesome, but that scene from Kingpin with the gross old lady in the rearview mirror and her fingers and tongue... it just... iickkk. Scarred me. However, Zombieland changed all that for me. His performance …
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Was Obama in a Music Video?

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If you had told me in 1993 that I'd be watching the video for Tag Team's single "Whoomp (There it is)" in the year 2010 at my desk at work I'd have told you, "hey man, that video is totally all that and a bag of chips, but you buggin, yo," or something like that. …
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Awesome Assist, Dude!

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Uh oh, two WC2K10 posts in one day! What's gotten into us?! I'll tell you what -- World Cup Fever, Soccer Sickness, the Football Flu. We just can not wait any longer for moments like these, that make us wonder how America still hasn't caught onto the awesomeness of this sport.* Legacy embedded media *Note: …
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Jonah Hill's Embarrassing P Diddy Moment

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If in an elevator with P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Howdy Doody orwhateverhe'scalled, there are many thoughts that might run through one's head. Do I acknowledge him? Do I nod and say hi? Do I say "I love your work" or "man most of your shows are too humiliating to even watch?" Well, whatever you decide to do …
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Awesome Chocolate Condom Ad

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Durex is notorious for creating some hilarious commercials, one of our favorites being the balloon animal one from a few months back. However, we may have found our new favorite: this ad for chocolate condoms featuring a one very lucky milkman and a few very naughty ladies!
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Teen Werewolves: No, We're Not Kidding.

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I remember the first time I read the Harry Potter series when I was about 11. The books were so engrossing and well-written that for a short period of time (8 or so more years) all I wished was that I too could be a wizard. Magical powers, a school of witchcraft, unicorns and centaurs... …
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New Nike Ad For World Cup

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You can always count on Nike to make big-screen-worthy commercials that induce tears while simultaneously giving you a bulge in your pants over whatever sports event is on the horizon. This ad for the coming world cup (which the BCU staff is counting down the days to) is no exception. Filmed by Alejandro G Inarritu, …
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This Post Is Not About Penis

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Scanning the last, oh, 5 or so articles, I've realized a trending topic on BCU: Penis. Or, more specifically, penis, penis, porn, pope penis, and penis, respectively. So to clear your palate of awkward posts about penis and porn, here is a video very motivated and confident man smashing his face into a piece of …
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