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Dwayne Wade Shows No Mercy

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Dwyane Wade blocking childrens' shots from John Karalis on Vimeo. Because nothing gives underprivileged youth the confidence to follow their dreams like having an NBA baller squash them like a disgusting little cockroach in front of all their friends and family.
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Timmy's Cover of 'Telephone' By Lady Gaga

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Timmy made headlines a while back with his Mickey Mouse PJ'd rendition of Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance,' despite his chubby little muffin top and awkward dad/creepy uncle/mystery guy prancing around in his skivvies in the background. Now, he's classing it up with a newly remodeled kitchen and t-shirt that fits, but we can still feel …
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Chinese Guy Sings 'Before He Cheats'

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Elderly Chinese men have the same right as you to sing rage-fueled, heart-broken girlfriend/cheating-boyfriend ballads as a part of a local news station's Carrie Underwood themed Karaoke contest, you know. Just because he's an elderly Chinese man who maybe senile and definitely can't sing doesn't mean he can't have dreams of stardom, you know. Don't …
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McNugget Rage

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Here are two facts that you may not have known about me: 1) As a kid, I loved chicken McNuggets so much, I'd have eaten them morning, noon, and night, and also maybe at dusk, and at dawn, and every 15 minutes in between, because who doesn't like battered chicken parts fried to golden perfection, …
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Flasher Makes Kids' Day

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Keep your eyes on the kids on the left. Pure, unbridled joy. Note to the kids: 20 years later, little dudes, you'll still be as mystified by breasts. Trust us.
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Ice Cream Truck Shows No Mercy

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I mean, to be fair, imagine if your job consisted of driving around in a a 1920s box truck with pungent gas fumes poisoning your blood stream while constantly listening to a high-pitched broken radio playing carousel music over and over and over and your "clients" were small, grubby children who handed you handfuls of …
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Oregon Trail: The Movie

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There was a distinct line at my elementary school between the kids who loved Sim City and the kids who loved Oregon Trail. I'll be honest: I was a Sim City type of girl. Building towns and then watching them crumble at the hands of your hideously inept governing skills... it was AWESOME. However, I …
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Swedish Police Are Awesome

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There are many awesome things about Sweden. I could probably have had entire post based on the awesomeness: meatballs, Ikea, globalized health care, hot chicks basically everywhere, and now, this can't-look-away video of a cop being... well... very un-cop-like. While on our side of the Atlantic there are Roided-out dudes with little-man complexes, punching chicks …
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Best Rainy Day Dance-Off EVER

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I don't know about you, but I thought I'd seen every corner-of-90th-and-MacArthur-Blvd-rainy-day dance off that there was to see. I mean, it's like every day with these things. Let's move ON already! And then, this morning, a beacon of light just showed up at my doorstep and reminded me of the miracle of corner-of-90th-and-MacArthur-Blvd-rainy-day dance …
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Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women

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Being that it's been a grueling, sunless San Diego July, I've finally come to terms with the fact that summer is not what it used to be. It used to be beach days and pool parties and cocktails and tan lines and now it's just sitting inside, staring out at the clouds, wondering when night …
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The Best Part Of Comic Con So Far

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It's only been a day of Comic Con madness, but already we're pretty sure we've figured out the most exciting part of the convention thus far: the big reveal of the the trailer for "TRON: Legacy," and boy are we excited. Jeff Bridges all Benjamin Buttoned out, that girl who always does the lesbian scenes, …
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Brostitution

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In this heart-wrenching short documentary, we are exposed to the cut-throat world of male bros-for-hire. It's really a wake up call to all the mothers out there who aren't warning their kids about unsafe hotdog consumption and tossing footballs with anyone they meet. Warning: this short film is graphic, and could offend the faint of …
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Best Code Word Ever

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Having a dog is a full-time job. You have to be 100% dedicated to raising that dog, not unlike a child, because they require your time, attention, love, and poop-picking up skills to help them get through life, probably because (according to some scientist somewhere) dogs are just retarded wolves. Needless to say, you should …
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The Expendables Trailer That Should Have Been

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If seeing the 7 greatest action heroes of our time on screen together wasn't enough to get you pumped on the new Expendables movie, I shall safely you are not a man. In fact, if the reappearance of Dolph mothereffing Lundgren on the big screen wasn't enough to get you excited, then it's 95% likely …
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Dog Humps Stuffed Animal; Passes Out

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There is something to be said for a guy who puts in so much effort that he literally faints in exhaustion after doing the dirty. But we've got to take note here - he doesn't even care if that poor stuffed Andean bear, aka Tremarctos ornatus**, finishes. What a jerk. Legacy embedded mediaSee more funny …
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Double Rainbow -- the YouTube Phenomenon

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Some days are just better than other days. You wake up, and everything is wonderful. Colors are brighter, smells are more enticing, and everything in the world just seems right. Other days, you take a whole s***-ton of mushrooms and go camping.
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Hottest Game Of Soccer Ever

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This morning, Brazil was shockingly knocked out of the World Cup by the Netherlands, after a 68th minute header by Wesley Sneijder. Our favorite player of the match, though, was Felipe Melo, for being a huge douche -- not only did he assist the Netherlands with an own goal, but then he STOMPED (seriously, stomped) …
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