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World's Best Family Feud Answer

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Since we're on the topic of unexpected appearances of body parts, let us turn to the always exciting "Fast Money" portion of Family Feud. You know, that show that you only watch if you're sick AND the Price is Right isn't on AND you can't reach the remote? Well, here is one of the very …
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The Booty Call Song

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Disclaimer: We neither endorse getting women "sloppy," nor are we sure what "chocolate covered booty panties" are. That being said, enjoy.
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Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson Parody Bobby Brown

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Legacy embedded mediaEvery Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson Note to self: 1) chug a Smirnoff Ice and down some fast food before bed, 2) have awesome dance party dreams featuring Mike Tyson, Wayne Brady, and hilariously bad 80s singles, 3) make video about it. Happy Friday everyone!
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Swedish Band Pukes On Stage

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Videos of people puking always make me laugh. I know that vomiting is awful and uncomfortable and once the dry heaves start you're really in trouble, but something about watching peoples' eyes bulge out while bile spews uncontrollably from their organs and they make that inevitable "HUUHHHHHHLLLGFHGHHG" noise just makes me giggle! So watching this …
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Juice Boxes Are Making You Gay

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It's all making sense now, guys. All those times we sat in the lunch room drinking our little boxes of Juicy Juice and eating our little bags of Cheetos, we're were just dosing ourselves with gay nutrients that were gaying up our pure little straight bodies. Next time you get irritated with the flamboyancy of …
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Incredible OT Fake Field Goal

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This weekend in football was full of exciting moments-- Chargers beating Jacksonville, Packers tearing the Bills a new exit-only, and an incredibly exciting game between the Texans and the Redskins (again, sounds so, so racist). However, looking past the NFL was where you found the most exciting moment of the weekend: this incredible overtime move …
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This Cat Can Catch

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Sometime back in the early 2000s, some San Diegan must have sold their soul or performed some heinous act of karma, because the entire city has been getting punished for the past 6 years. I mean, first our entire city sets on fire, and then our entire city sinks to the bottom of the ocean, …
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Google Instant Music Video

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It's been, what, 24 hours since Google Instant premiered? And already the geniuses over at Urlesque have put together a fantastic music video for Billy Joel's 80s hit, "We Didn't Start the Fire." The video tops the song by 100 fold. Trust us.
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Watermelon Vs. Face

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Legacy embedded media The Amazing Race is one of those shows that I never ever watch cause there is too much sappy "I couldn't have done this without you" bulls--- where I'm like, uh, yeah you could've, what if you had Bear Grylls himself with you? You'd have probably done way better because I doubt …
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Cruise Ship On Rough Seas

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Legacy embedded media Every time I see a video with a title like this, like say "driver falls asleep at the wheel," or "amusement park ride gone wrong," or "adorable kitten murders owner by clawing out her appendix," I think, why did I watch that? I wasn't afraid of driving or amusement park rides and …
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August Fail Compilation

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Our quarterly fail reports are in and it seems August has been our most fail-ccessful month this year! Congratu-fail-lations everyone, bonuses for all! (I don't know that much about business.)
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Between Two Ferns With Seth Galiafinakis

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Legacy embedded media Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Sean Penn from Between Two Ferns I'd like to provide some commentary, but anything I say will pale in comparison to the hilarity of this video. Just... just watch it.
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Look at this Dog

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Only in Mexico would you find a four-legged animal (that is basically a retarded version of another animal) that has better memory and rhythm than any American I know.
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Don't Drink and Shopping Cart

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Something about these two drunk girls in bathing suits being pushed in a shopping cart off a curb and face-planting into the hot asphalt makes me never want to drink again. And the other something about this video makes me want to crack open a beer, watch it again, and laugh. What to do, what …
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The Walking Dead Looks AWESOME.

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Have you noticed that those Halloween Superstores always go in and take over bankrupt department stores right around late August? Like there is a shut down Mervyn's over here that is suddenly full of cheap plastic wigs and skanky polyester nurse costumes, and no one has noticed the metaphorical creepiness of having a fear-based holiday …
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Worst Morning News Performance Ever

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Legacy embedded media Just when you thought that morning newscasts couldn't possibly become less watchable... when you thought that there was nothing in the world more embarrassing than a watching the forced, awkward jokes of 75 year old weathermen with Botoxed earlobes, a gem like this comes around and reminds you that in the entertainment …
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This Robot Serves Multiple Purposes

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While I applaud the scientists at UC Berkeley for their thousands of man hours put into furthering the public's knowledge of robotics, and am very impressed that they were able to make a machine capable of feeling textures, matching colors and pairing things, I'm pretty sure the phrase isn't "'Menial chore you can do naked …
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The Snazzy Napper

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So everyone, how was your weekend? Did you go to the drive-in or get a sweet in-pool beer pong table? Did you have delicious fish tacos accompanied by frosty cold beer or margaritas or grain alcohol? Did you see some friends from out of town or visit with your fam- OKAY OKAY I DON'T CARE. …
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My Worst Nightmare Comes To Life

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You know when you're in your car, and all of a sudden you realize there is a bee on the inside of the windshield, except it's not a bee in your head, it's like a great white shark sitting in your passenger seat being like, "sup bro I'm 'bout to eat you" and all of …
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Joaquin Phoenix’s “I’m Still Here” Trailer

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Legacy embedded media I don't know if you ever saw Gone, Baby, Gone, but it was was a pretty damn good movie, what with the kidnapping and prostitution and drugs and whatnot, except for the fact that Casey Affleck played a badass? Which makes no sense? I mean, he's got the skin of a newborn …
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