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Horrific Video From London Riots

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I haven't discussed much what's been going on in London because honestly, it's just depressing, and unlike some of the protests in the Middle East fighting for freedom, this giant wave of insanity is the work of gangsters: people looting for the sake of looting, idiots let loose on the city.However, when I saw this …
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Best Tattoo Freakout Ever

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Look, I'm not going to be one of those lying liars who says that getting a tattoo doesn't hurt. Getting a tattoo f*cking HURTS. Someone is taking a needle attached to a GUN and injecting ink deep enough into your skin that it won't rub off FOREVER, clearly the damage that they are doing is …
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Redneck Tattoo Removal

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No offense to people who live in the South, but I've been watching this documentary about the history of America and it kind of seems like the whole culture of the South is the worst? Like they wanted to keep slaves SO BAD that they were willing to go to WAR over it? And then …
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British Driver Chases Down Hit and Run Suspect

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Vigilante justice, would, in most cases, be frowned upon by the police and society as being dangerous and counter-productive to the justice system. You are in no cases expected or encouraged to chase a criminal down, as it could result in more injury - of yourself or others. However, in this case, where some C-WORD …
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A Good Old Fashioned Orgy

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It's 3 o'clock on a Friday afternoon which is usually when my brain begins the switch from writewritewrite mode into get drunk mode and make irreparable mistakes mode, but I just had to share this movie trailer with you for the upcoming comedy "A Good Old Fashioned Orgy."Starring SNL funny men Jason Sudeikis and Will …
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The Today Show Investigates: Why Americans Love Breasts

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Groundbreaking. Shocking. Unbelievable. These are all words that could be applied to this Today Show series called "Breast Obsessed in America," an intriguing, controversial segment that many news outlets would be too timid to show. Watch below as the daring news team venture where no anchors have been before: The Hooters in Midtown. This is …
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Official Trailer for The Dark Knight Rises

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Legacy embedded media How was your weekend, by the way? I forgot to ask you. I'm sorry. Was it great? Did you hit up some great parties and hot clubs? Hook up with a sexy booty call or maybe two? Yeah, me too. I was out bar-hopping and being super awesome all weekend. What I …
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Jay Leno Makes Horrible Casey Anthony Joke

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Legacy embedded media OOF, Jay Leno, OOF.I mean, it's bad enough that an adorable little girl had to die. It's even worse that she might have died at the hands of her mother. It's even worse that people all over my Facebook news feed don't understand the American justice system so they write things like …
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Portland's Naked Bike Ride Looks AWESOME

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Legacy embedded media CURSES, I TELL YOU! CURSES ON THE FOOL WHO CENSORED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST GLORIOUS VIDEO OF ALL TIME! HOW DAREST THOU COVER THE LADY BITS OF ONE OF THE FINEST-ASS WOMEN IN AMERICA, NAY, THE WORLD! YOU SHALL BE PUT TO DEATH AT THE STAKE, BUT NOT BEFORETH I …
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New Eminem Video Is WTF

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So many questions, where do I start? 1) What? 2) Isn't it weird to see Sasha Grey in a video online in which you can not see the inside of her anus? Weird! 3) What? 4) Was that slow motion shot of the soap dispenser necessary? Seriously. 5) No really, what? Why are music videos …
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New Captain America Trailer

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Legacy embedded media As we have discussed in SEVERAL previous occasions, I am not, nor have I EVER, been a nerd. Nerds are gross. I would never do something like stay up until 4 am on a school night playing Star Wars The Phantom Menace PC game on my parents computer in the den with …
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Obama Silences Crying Baby

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Say what you will about President Barack Obama, that he hasn't lived up to the hype of his candidacy, that he's gone the way of every other politician by catering to big business and being wishy-washy on any platform that doesn't please his constituents, or that his backpeddling on the subject of gay marriage is, …
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Perform This Way

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I remember as a nerdy middle schooler with no friends, sitting in my room jamming out to Weird Al Yankovic and laughing to myself (this was also the time in my life when I put on audiobooks of Harry Potter to put me to sleep. Pathetic, right?), with such hits as "Eat It," and "Amish …
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Educated Subway Woman = HORRIBLE

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When I first came across this video last night, much of the commentary lead me to believe that perhaps the metro employee (in the blue vest and blonde hair), might have been to blame for interfering with a rider's right to private conversation. However, once, I hit play on this video, oh... once I hit …
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YouPorn Advertising Fail

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We've all had that moment of pure, unadulterated fear when trying to show someone a link or video or article on your computer. For the brief second as you open your browser and begin to type into the search bar, you wonder what the last thing you searched for... was it a recipe for great …
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My Vagina Ain’t Handicap

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Not unlike the "Fat Train" video from earlier this week, I am fully aware that this is a video of which I should not be laughing at. It is not a joke. This is a serious analytical piece which asks the public to turn their view of the disabled a different way and realize that …
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Kanye's 'Monster' Video

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Legacy embedded mediaKanye West - Monster (feat. Jay-Z & Nicki Minaj) - Official Music Video Vidéo MrMusic sélectionnée dans Musique With a warning like, "The following content is in no way to be interpreted as misogynistic or negative towards any groups of people. It is an art piece and it shall be taken as such," …
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Crazy Naked Subway Runner

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There are times when I really wish I lived in New York. The people, the food, the excitement, the 4 am last call for alcohol... there are so many reasons why being in the cultural hub of the United States would make for one big adventure. And then I see videos like this, where a …
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Crazy Street Dancer in Paris

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Whenever I think of Paris (as a person who has never been there, obviously), I assume that everyone there is light complected, with dark hair, wearing a stripey black and white shirt, eating croissants, smoking cigarettes, and drinking, um, tea? and being all rude and snooty. I don't know. All I know is that as …
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Public Brawl at McDonalds

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Well, I think this is the end of the public brawl, everyone. Not unlike Crocs and Ed Hardy t-shirts, we flooded the market with public brawls and they just got to be too much. For example, the public brawl below, in which 3 people get RUN THE F*** OVER during a McDonald's hiring fair in …
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