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World's First "Special Flip"

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I'm always amazed by the things people will do on bikes. Like, you do realize that the thing is attached to your baby-maker, right? It's just sitting there, ready and willing to jam your nuts up into your stomach? And you're just gonna ride it full speed up into the air and then come flying …
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New ‘Captain America’ Trailer

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As you may have noticed over the past couple years of me writing this blog, I might maybe sort of kind of be a little bit of a geek. Just like, a teeny tiny bit. Like if you could quantify my nerdiness it would be the size of a single midi-chlorian for sure, I mean, …
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Harry Potter Dubstep Pole Dance

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There are certain things in life that just... confuse me. I become torn between two conflicting emotions and don't know where to turn. It's like when both Intervention and Jersey Shore are on. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH? They are both disturbing displays of human degradation and decay that inevitably features a fist fight! …
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Friends With Benefits VS No Strings Attached (NSFW)

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Legacy embedded media Legacy embedded media Above are two trailers. They both feature EXTREMELY attractive leads, the ladies in each of whom starred in Darren Aronovsky's "Black Swan." Of the males, one parodied the other on SNL. Both films discuss the conundrum of relationships based around sex and the very real possibility that emotions and …
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'I Just Had Sex'

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The Lonely Island boys returned on Saturday night's SNL episode with their sure-to-be-a-classic hit "I Just Had Sex," featuring maybe-sort-of-rapist Akon. It was a great escape from the recent SNL digital shorts which have been, for a lack of a better word, f*cking terrible. I will definitely be blasting this immediately following doin' the dirty.
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MMA Fail of the Year

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The best part of December is you are allowed to start adding "of the year" to everything and no one can question you. I've been saying, "oh my god this is the best sandwich I've had all year!" and "boy, that was the best sex I've had all year!" with conviction because hey, there are …
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TV Host Blows Turkey... Caller

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You can always count on San Diego ladies to do something overtly sexual and then be like "OMG LOL I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWWWW." There is just something about this city that breeds the strange combination of naivete and blatant sexuality. And you'd think it would be sexy and a turn on but somehow instead it's …
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Hot Mess of the Week: This Girl

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Hot Mess (n): a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think "faux pas" but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile). When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.As you can see, the specifics necessary to …
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How To: Investigate a Satanic Killing

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From the much raved-about, Oscar nominated film, Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults, comes a short clip that will stir your soul, chill your bones, and make you wonder what designer on the face of the f*cking Earth would think those prints looked okay on any item of clothing. Watch, and be mesmerized, by the …
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Halloween Brawl at Denny's

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Halloween is a time to let loose, we all know that. Ladies wear hooker outfits and guys get so drunk that they can't stand, let alone get on some of that hooker tang. Or at least, this is how I picture Halloween. But apparently, this year in East Oakland, they took the "let loose" to …
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Great Middle School Trick Play

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This little guy might only be in 7th grade, but he should consider majoring in The Art Of Walking Nonchalantly to the Endzone, LIKE A BOSS. Awesome work, little dude!
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Rapper Pees Himself

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Legacy embedded media As Adam Sandler once said in the Academy Award winning* film Billy Madison, "YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants." *- I think
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Five Minutes Of Awesome

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Here at BCU we tend to take the low road. Semen jokes, poop jokes, jokes about people being fat, jokes about you getting fat, etc, etc, etc. But today we figured instead we'd take the high road. Be mature and inspiring. Brighten your day and give you a little positive reinforcement to make you believe …
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Twilight Screening: 5-Second Films

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Legacy embedded media 5-second films are hilarious shorts made by a few guys that, in less time than it takes to chew a banana (?), have you either confused, repulsed, or rolling on the floor laughing. As for the above Twilight clip,it's probably a combination of all three.
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How to Slam Your Ex On National Television

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When I think of CSPAN, I usually think of the channel that I speed by to get to normal entertaining television, or the channel that I put on when I'm suffering from insomnia because it works better than any prescription medication at putting you to sleep. What I don't think of is a daytime soap …
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Rat Woman Of Manhattan

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"Aw, there's nothing wrong with that, she likes an animal most people consider to be filthy, disease spreading monsters. Nothing wrong with that. It's endearing." - You "I quit the internet." - You, a minute later.
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Pole Dancing Ninja

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Because sometimes you have to take up exotic pole dancing to pay your way through Ninja College. Or something. Legacy embedded mediaEMBED-Hot Chick Is A Pole-Dancing Ninja - Watch more free videos
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Boob Lube

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It's National Breast Cancer Month, and BCU takes that very seriously. Nearly 200,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer every year, and the disease does not discriminate: mothers, aunts, grandmothers, sisters, and daughters are all caught in the crossfire. It's not a joke. This video, on the other hand, is.
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