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Madonna Released a Football Themed Music Video

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It's so close to being Super Bowl weekend, you guys! "But the Super Bowl is only on Sunday!" you might be thinking - wrong. Super Bowl begins tonight, when you argue with your friends about who is going to win, and then tomorrow, when you prepare for the big party by stocking up on chips, …
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Nicki Minaj Made a Steampunk Video

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When Justin Bieber released a Christmas steampunk music video late last year, genuine steampunks (those people that walk around looking like futuristic broken clocks) were infuriated. How could this little twerp take their sacred lifestyle and share it with teenage girls? HE TOTALLY RUUUIIIIINED EVERYYYYTHIIIIIIIING. So I wonder how they feel about the video from …
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Break Dancing Tournament Looks AWESOME.

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This morning I woke up, got out of bed, stumbled to the kitchen to get some coffee and pour a bowl of cereal, and then on my way to my computer, I tripped over the power cord to my laptop and it pulled my laptop off my desk and onto my foot and I spilled …
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Just Another Hilarious Game Show Answer

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... but this time, there's a twist! Check out this video from America's most, um, down home game show out there, Family Feud (if you aren't an a**hole, "down home" means "dumb as rocks". While wrong answers in Jeopardy are funny because the contestants are genius introverts with no real street smarts or social skills, …
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My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding

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Embedded media Did you think My Super Sweet 16 was an awful show? How about Bridezillas? How do you feel about Jersey Shore? And garish displays of material wealth? If you're like me, your answer to all those questions can be answered with one word: "BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRF." So, if I were to tell you that TLC …
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This is Why You Don’t Bungee Jump

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Somehow I imagine that if our ancestors saw us tying rope to our feet all willy-nilly and then jumping off cliffs and bouncing around over rivers and jagged rocks they'd be pretty appalled. Like, "you do this and yet WE'RE the ones that died of cholera?" Sure, you could say that advances in modern technology …
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Chinese Restaurant Brawl

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And you thought public brawls were only classless enough to happen in the US, didn't you? WRONG-O! Turns out, people are the worst all over the world.Take the riot seen below, where a Chinese restaurant called New Dynasty in Montreal became the setting for an all-out race war between Chinese and black patrons this week. …
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Men in Black 3 Trailer is Here

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Confession time: I'm not that into movies. I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU'RE SHOCKED AN APPALLED. I tout movie trailers all the time, talking about how excited I am for comic book movies sci-fi films and action thrillers. But I'll be honest: I ALWAYS wait for them to come out on DVD because I hate seeing …
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Dubstep Beatboxer

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Whenever I hear dubstep, I imagine that the noises are what it sounds like when you drown to death. Just too many sounds at once, like your brain is imploding upon itself. However, that being said, if you've ever been to a dubstep party you know that it's about the most fun party you've ever …
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Nicki Minaj Performs at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

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Last night was the holiest of nights: the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Featuring the sexiest, bustiest, and flirtiest models on the scene today, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is sure to give every guy spank bank material for a week straight, and sure to give every lady new inspiration to hit the gym in …
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Dubstep Juggling

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Dubstep and juggling. They do not go together. It's like putting pickles and ice cream together. Or football and non-alcoholic beer. However, in the following video, this man proves that theory wrong, as he not only juggles to the beat of music, but somehow manages to make juggling look, GASP, COOL.I know, I know. It's …
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Dubstep Dancer is Unreal-Looking

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Another contender has entered the ring for the title of "Dancer Most Likely to Give You Vertigo or Convince You That You're Actually Dreaming," and his name is, fittingly, "iGlide." This video below features him dancing to Christina Aguilara, and looking way more graceful than she ever did. He may actually be better than this …
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Waffle House Brawl

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Let's meet our cast of characters, shall we? Napoleon McNoshirt: Complete with a little man complex and the desire to show off his tiny baby chest, you can tell this monster is ready to fight! The Only White Guy: Acting so, so white. Camera Guy O'Loudsy: Narrating everything that happens. Literally. Every single thing. Tweedle …
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New Avengers Trailer Looks Awesome

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"Hello, Fandango? I would like to take 400 tickets to the midnight showing of The Avengers so that I can see it by myself so no one bothers me and I can eat my popcorn alone WITHOUT PEOPLE STEALING IT in total silence without people yelling "siiiiiick" and other stupid things because seriously that is …
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Movies That Go Bump in the Night

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No, it's not a video of the hottest moments of sexin' in horror movies (that's what I thought too. IMAGINE my disappointment). But it is a video that will get you in the mood - for HALLOWEEN, which is in like, TWO WEEKS. Just a warning, don't watch this video at midnight in your house …
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Sexiest Campaign Ad Ever

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And now for a little eye bleach after that last, um, unsettling post, we present Katarzyna Lenart, a parliament candidate in Poland. That's all I know about this video, but I do think I may go register to vote and learn Polish today.
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Dubstep Dance of the Year

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Monday morning. It's cloudy here in San Diego, and the weather just says, "no, seriously, go back to bed. The week should start on Tuesday anyway!" But alas, here we all are, drinking coffee and counting down the hours till our precious weekends return. It's okay though, right? We're all excited to be alive because …
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Idris Elba Releases Vagina Song (Yes it's the Worst)

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I'm not saying actors should never try out other forms of art or pursue other dreams, it's just that it's much less embarrassing to watch someone fail miserably when you've never heard of them before. Watching "Driis," or Idris Elba from one of the best shows ever (The Wire - watch that thing) sing about …
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Lesbian KY Commercial is Finally Here

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We've seen many great sex product commercials. From our very own review of Wet Lubricants, to Durex's infallible marketing team, we're fully aware that the best ads are subtle, funny, creative, and a little bit sexy - and this new one for KY Intense Lubricant is no exception. It is slightly different though, because it …
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