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Hilarious Angry Voicemail to the Alamo Drafthouse

I am not a big movie-theater-goer. Something about paying 12 bucks to sit in an uncomfortable chair that a million asses have farted in, and being confined to a dark room for 2 hours to watch a movie I'm not sure I'll even like... it's just a whole bunch of no thank you.Plus, I like …
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Worst Music Video Ever

I could have also titled this "Worst Song Ever," but honestly, if it weren't for the music video, it's possible you'd hear this on the radio right after Kim Zolciak's "Google Me." However, the music video, filmed on location in Norway, just adds a certain amount of hilarity to the whole thing. Scandinavia should just …
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Dad Drops Daughter to Catch Foul Ball

This is why I am terrified of ever becoming a parent. I mean, at what point does your selfishness switch off so you can take care of a child and make sure it doesn't die? I can barely keep a small indoor cactus alive, let alone a 15 pound bag of jello and brittle bones …
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‘Bridesmaids” Deleted Scenes

Have you seen Bridesmaids ye- NO NO NO OKAY LOOK HEAR ME OUT. I know that that movie probably seemed a little... erm, "chick-flicky" for some. The title and the overwhelmingly pink posters and the all-female cast... I could see how it might appear as though it were 2 hours of cringe-inducing sappiness, but GUESS …
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Between Two Ferns With Zach Galiafinakis: Will Ferrell

People are always saying, "you can't have too much of a good thing," but that's definitely not true because one time at my cousin's Bar Mitzvah I ate like, 3 or so gallons of rainbow sherbet and I puked psychedelic vomit for at least 6 hours and wanted to die. So, by my powers of …
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Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, and Lady Gaga: "Three-Way"

I can't believe we missed this yesterday!This last weekend was the season finale of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Justin Timberlake with musical guest Lady Gaga. Despite all the shows criticism in recent years, I have always found the show to be at least SOMEWHAT entertaining. I don't think people realize that the cast and …
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Hilarious Car Commercial

Do you ever wonder how people survived in a world without "That's What She Said" jokes? I mean, I'm sure people always had a way of communicating that something unintentionally sounded sexual, but the perfectly crafted "that's what she said" has made making jokes like that an internationally understood language!On that note - I give …
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Death by Mentos

You can always tell a video is not going to end well when it stars a redneck with bad facial hair and no socks on. Especially if said video also involves science.
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'Horrible Bosses' Trailer: Yea or Nay?

Legacy embedded media Check out this first trailer for Horrible Bosses, the movie that looks like it may shape up to be the summer's best comedy! Featuring Jason Sudeikis, Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston, and Jamie Foxx, it's definitely got the cast to impress. Combining slapstick humor, Jennifer Aniston in lingerie, and …
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What If Lebron Starred In Space Jam?

Legacy embedded media Alright, alright. College Humor did it again. I said they were hit or miss, and just to mess with me they've been hitting all over the place. Take this video, for example. In this uncomfortably accurate Space Jam parody, those of us who loved the original (shout out to my 90s kids, …
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Hilarious Obama Spoof

In the last few days, the fog of Obama hate that seems to have been surrounding this nation in the past few months has really started to clear. From his awesome speech at the White House Correspondence Dinner to his release of his birth certificate to that one other thing he did that I can't …
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USA Chant Fail

From the YouTube description: Attempted the first "post-Osama" day. Look, I'm fully aware of how stupid I look and sound. I obviously went about this the wrong way, though I still don't see anything wrong with a little community patriotism particularly on such a day. I'm not really the guy I sound like on the …
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‘What’s Your Number’ Trailer

Legacy embedded mediaI'll be honest - sometimes I am a sucker for romantic comedies. While flipping through channels, I will rarely pass up an opportunity to watch The Devil Wears Prada or Miss Congeniality or The Proposal. I blame on the chromosome that also gives me periods. Recently though, with movies like Bridesmaid and 'What's …
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Tornado Steals Poor Guy's Burger

It is always funny to me that after a storm, a fire, a robbery, a murder, a rape, a kidnapping, or any other big news-worthy tragedy, that reporters manage to hone in on the most air-headed person in the entire city to interview about their important input on the event. For the sake of YouTube, …
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Mickey Mouse Breakdance Fight

Remember when you were a kid and you had that jean "varsity style" jacket with the cloth arms and a giant Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck embroidered on the back, except that this Mickey and Donald were different because they were dressed in "hip-hop" attire, which meant baggy pants and a sideways hat and crossed …
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Hilarious Drunk Girl at Cubs Opener

Opening Day: The Cubs biggest fan from WBEZ on Vimeo. It seems as though the consensus about this video is that is in fact a fake, and that both of these people are actors in a sketch comedy group, and that they're just trying to jump on the bandwagon of people filming drunks at Wrigley …
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Best Voicemail Ever

I couldn't even tell you the last time I left a voicemail. Well, I mean at least on PURPOSE. If I leave you a voicemail it's because I am drunk and I did not realize my phone was calling you, so you know, sorry you had to hear me babble incoherently about what we should …
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News Anchor Prank of the Day

The guy who pranked his obviously-in-need-of-anger-management dad 3 years in a row was our initial winner for best April Fools video of the year, however, when it comes down to the amount of ridicule, level of shame induced, and biggest audience to aforementioned shame, this news anchor takes the cake. Watch him tell his co-anchor …
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New Lonely Island Video is Awesome (And Very NSFW)

If the Lonely Island boys are good at one thing, it's making us all cringe, laugh, and gasp all at the same time. With "Motherlover," "D*** in a Box," and their multiple other rated-R hits, we were introduced to a glorious new genre of music, which I will now dub... musical shock-comedy. And now, with …
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