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Awful or Awesome: Booty Call Music Video

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This is one of those music videos where, despite complaining the entire time, I watched through to the very end. It's by "The Midnight Beast," who I both A) have never heard of and B) am somewhat creeped out by, but something about the ADD-like cut scenes and barely-legal teens in this made me sit …
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Ultimate Boner Killer

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Do YOU have a problem with porn? Watch it morning, noon, and night? Have problems sleeping because you're thinking about the next weird fetish you could type into your search bar? Do your friends and family constantly find used tissues and haphazard bottles of lotion around your desk or laptop?WELL WE HAVE A SOLUTION FOR …
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A Dance Battle to Trump All Other Dance Battles

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Guys, I'm nervous for you. I'm nervous that without Sunday football every week, where you men were not only allowed but basically obligated to scream out your frustrations and thrust your genitals around that you are suddenly going to be left with a whole lot of pent up rage. Unlike us ladies who are able …
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The Best Wrestling Match of All Time

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As a young girl, I was never really intrigued by the whole wrestling phenomenon. Sure, I grew up in an area where everyone owned at least two ATVs and considered Dan Marino jerseys "dress up clothes," but somehow I managed to escape the wrestling obsession that many of my fellow white-trash peers shared. Every once …
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Foursquare For Sex

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Legacy embedded mediaSee more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. In this hilarious College Humor short, we get a glimpse at our future. It begins innocently enough with a guy and a girl checking into the same location at the same time, but imagine if THIS was the case. How many frat brothers will …
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Pro-Boner

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Poor, poor local newscasters. They work so hard to get where they are, struggling through school and tests and starting at the bottom of the totem pole, just for the opportunity to SOMEDAY, just maybe, ONE DAY, have a hostage situation at a bank in their town. And all the have to do is make …
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Peta Releases Another Raunchy Ad

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Legacy embedded media It seems as though companies these days get as much fame (if not more) for the ads that don't make it to the Super Bowl lineup! Take for example GoDaddy, who every year convinces us that they're going to have another "too sexy for TV ad", but then it is almost always …
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Hottest Valentine's Commercial Ever

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As always, our friends overseas have to remind us how much more awesome and liberal they are. What with their lower drinking age and acceptance of poor mouth hygiene, it's no surprise that their Valentine's Day commercials would be way hotter than our stupid engagement ring ads. Take, for example, this gem for Ann Summers …
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Public Brawl #54246

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Like I said just a few days ago, Public Brawls are totally the newest, hottest trend to hit the catwalk and the sidewalk in 2011. In the video above, where a lucky fan caught a Public Brawl on a subway platform, the two fashion icons seem to be mid brawl, shockingly close to the tracks. …
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Five Minutes of Spit-Takes

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Personally, I've never had something shock me enough to make me spit out whatever I just took a drink of. Something funny, on the other.... whew. I am the QUEEN of laughing so hard things come out my nose. Interesting fact: Miso soup hurts like a million needles dipped in fire when coming out your …
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Do this, Not that: Baby Yoga Vs. Kid Workout

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A video hit the internet last weekend that made us all squirm in our seats. It's called Baby Yoga, and it starred a Russian lady swinging a baby around her backyard like a friggin' ribbon-dancer. Speculation was that it couldn't possibly be real, I mean, who in their right mind would swing a baby around …
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Rat Wakes Sleeping Subway Rider

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First of all, let us all take note that in the game of telephone that we call the internet, this story went from "Why you shouldn't fall asleep on the F-Train" to "Disgusting homeless man's stench attracts the wrath of disease-infested rodent." Can we stop doing that, internet? Poor guy's week went from "HOLY SH*T …
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Public Brawls: SO HOT RIGHT NOW.

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FROM VOGUE MAGAZINE: Hair pulling, plate throwing, face punching. The public brawl is, undoubtedly, the must-have piece in fashion this year. Making a brief appearance on the West Coast in an Oakland Denny's last October, we were first introduced to how flattering for ALL body types the public brawl can really be. It made another …
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Doing it Birdy Style

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Dude. 2011, is the year of the viral video, am I right? I mean, damn, quarters in the belly button, Stephanie Abrams and her innuendo trifecta, girl fight at Munch Time, and now THIS? If videos continue this trend of become more hilarious and unsettling with each passing day, I don't think I'm going to …
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Making People Paranoid

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I am a paranoid person. Well, not so much paranoid but terrified of everything. If this happened to me in the middle of my personal Mecca (Super Target [they just put one in my town, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? OMG.]), I would probably lose my mind, hole up in my room with the doors locked …
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Stephanie Abrams Loves Sexual Innuendos

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I'm sure Stephanie Abrams is a great "meteorologist," or whatever title it is that ladies with nice chests (and old dudes with weird catchphrases) call themselves when they talk about the weather at 6 AM. However, she's not doing the greatest job convincing me that they didn't just scoop her away from her lunch shift …
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Homeless Man Has Awesome Radio Voice

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Someone needs to scoop this guy up and replace Gina the Latina on San Diego's 93.3. That woman sounds like she not only dropped out of school after the 6th grade, but also spent those 7 years in school behind the bathrooms smoking pot. And no, that's not racism. As a part-Latina I spend most …
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