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Top Memes of 2010

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2010 was quite a year, wasn't it? From the oil spill to the Haitian earthquake to the Chilean miner rescue and the end of combat operations in Iraq, there have been both negative and positive monumental events that have gone down in the past 360ish days. Also, there have been some absolutely STELLAR memes created, …
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Making Love to a Unicorn (NSFW?)

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A couple days ago, I scrolled through a set of photos detailing a Colombian drug mule's autopsy. From the first photo of a naked dude's peen all the way down to the fully disemboweled intestines stuffed full of over 40 bags of heroin, I was definitely shocked, but somehow not really disgusted. It was really …
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Antoine Dodson: Chimney Intruder

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Of all the memes this year that have milked their 15 minutes, Antoine Dodson of "The Bed Intruder" video fame has really pushed the limits. He's made appearances in the newscasts and "Top 10" lists, and has now had his own Christmas song and video made, thanks to the comic geniuses (ha, ha, ha) over …
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Shaq Directs an Orchestra

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Last night was the first Winter Solstice Lunar Eclipse in almost 500 years. We are in the midst of two very unstable wars, we're experiencing a battle between freedom of the press and security of our nation, immigration and gay rights are hot button issues with people on each of two polar opposite opinions. There …
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'I Just Had Sex'

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The Lonely Island boys returned on Saturday night's SNL episode with their sure-to-be-a-classic hit "I Just Had Sex," featuring maybe-sort-of-rapist Akon. It was a great escape from the recent SNL digital shorts which have been, for a lack of a better word, f*cking terrible. I will definitely be blasting this immediately following doin' the dirty.
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Diddy's Release Party Incident

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You know what they say, Never sit too close to a candle when in a hot tub for no other reason than to serve as eye candy at the CD release party for a only slightly talented egomaniac! How did she forget that classic adage? And also, OH SH*T, OH SH*T! DIDDY YOU ARE SUCH …
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Hugh Jackman's Oprah Stunt Goes Wrong

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Queen Oprah is in Australia this week, filming shows directly from the Sydney Opera House. So of course, she rounded up like, EVERY Australian celebrity that exists and corralled them onto her show: Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Olivia Newton-John, Terri Irwin and Russell Crowe were up on stage at various times with her highness, and …
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Top 10 Videos Of 2010

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The end of the year brings joy to the world for many reasons: holidays with our families (SEE MOM I MENTIONED YOU, JEEZ), New Years Eve celebrations, New Years resolutions (stop eating things off the floor), and of course, RECAPS. There are few things in the world more fulfilling then remembering the top ten moments …
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Double Dream Hands

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Are you getting tired of the same old dance moves at the clubs? Wish you could bring some fresh new style to the dance floor? Do you want to inspire people to stop following the status quo and think outside the box? And most importantly, are you an unquestionably socially inept adult who has no …
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Blah Blah Blah

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You know how sometimes you're flipping channels and you stop on some cartoon or 1990s soap opera or Spanish television when you don't speak Spanish, but somehow you find yourself watching it for like, 3 hours? And one part of your brain keeps being like, "change this you idiot," but then the other part of …
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TV Host Blows Turkey... Caller

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You can always count on San Diego ladies to do something overtly sexual and then be like "OMG LOL I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWWWW." There is just something about this city that breeds the strange combination of naivete and blatant sexuality. And you'd think it would be sexy and a turn on but somehow instead it's …
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Congressman Caught Looking at Playboy on Plane. HAHAHAHA.

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Now this guy knows how to make a long flight go by! 24-term Michigan Congressman John Conyers was caught on tape recently, flipping the pages of the newest Playboy while on a plane. You gotta give the guy credit - anyone who would bust out a nudie mag in public is pretty ballsy, but a …
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Hot Mess of the Week: This Girl

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Hot Mess (n): a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think "faux pas" but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile). When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.As you can see, the specifics necessary to …
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Best Cover Of Montell Jordan Ever

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Sure, you can take away his ridiculous 1985 hair cut, over-sized glasses, and low-quality green screen background. You can take away his nasally voice and adorably awkward dance moves. You may even take away the fact that this is a Alabama Karaoke competition in the first place. But you know what you CAN'T take away? …
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Grossest Commercial You Have Ever Seen

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Few things in the world make me gag (insert blow job reference here, har har har), but this commercial is one that made my mouth dry up and then salivate a little just like the few moments before a post-Taco-Tuesday meltdown. One might classify this as NSFW, I would classify it as NSFL (not safe …
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Which Video is More Awesome?

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Little did I know that today was going to be full of tough decisions. Wake up and hit the gym or sleep for an extra hour (sleep)? Oatmeal or frosted flakes for breakfast (frosted flakes)? Whether to stop and get gas or risk it on empty (risk it, duh)? And now I come to work …
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You Look Like Sh*t

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"The most over-used line in cinema" or not, I will be yelling this at everyone I pass today. Happy Monday, everyone, you look like sh*t!
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Man Forced To Eat His Own Beard... in an Argument... OVER A TRACTOR.

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There are several amazing, incredible, awesome, wonderful things about this Friday. For one -- it's Friday. IT'S FRIDAY! For two, this guy in Kentucky tried to unreasonably inflate the price of this riding mower to his friend so his friend cut off his beard and forced him to eat it. THANKS, MSNBC, FOR MAKING THIS …
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Shadow Puppet Porn

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Rule #34 states that "if it exists, there is porn of it." Which, as I've learned in my time as a professor at BootyCallU, is 100%, positively true. Everything from Simpsons characters to robots to ET characters (do NOT Google ET porn, for the sake of your childhood), and now the always innocent shadow puppets. …
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