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Google Instant Music Video

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It's been, what, 24 hours since Google Instant premiered? And already the geniuses over at Urlesque have put together a fantastic music video for Billy Joel's 80s hit, "We Didn't Start the Fire." The video tops the song by 100 fold. Trust us.
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Watermelon Vs. Face

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Legacy embedded media The Amazing Race is one of those shows that I never ever watch cause there is too much sappy "I couldn't have done this without you" bulls--- where I'm like, uh, yeah you could've, what if you had Bear Grylls himself with you? You'd have probably done way better because I doubt …
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August Fail Compilation

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Our quarterly fail reports are in and it seems August has been our most fail-ccessful month this year! Congratu-fail-lations everyone, bonuses for all! (I don't know that much about business.)
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Between Two Ferns With Seth Galiafinakis

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Legacy embedded media Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Sean Penn from Between Two Ferns I'd like to provide some commentary, but anything I say will pale in comparison to the hilarity of this video. Just... just watch it.
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Look at this Dog

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Only in Mexico would you find a four-legged animal (that is basically a retarded version of another animal) that has better memory and rhythm than any American I know.
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Don't Drink and Shopping Cart

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Something about these two drunk girls in bathing suits being pushed in a shopping cart off a curb and face-planting into the hot asphalt makes me never want to drink again. And the other something about this video makes me want to crack open a beer, watch it again, and laugh. What to do, what …
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Worst Morning News Performance Ever

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Legacy embedded media Just when you thought that morning newscasts couldn't possibly become less watchable... when you thought that there was nothing in the world more embarrassing than a watching the forced, awkward jokes of 75 year old weathermen with Botoxed earlobes, a gem like this comes around and reminds you that in the entertainment …
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This Robot Serves Multiple Purposes

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While I applaud the scientists at UC Berkeley for their thousands of man hours put into furthering the public's knowledge of robotics, and am very impressed that they were able to make a machine capable of feeling textures, matching colors and pairing things, I'm pretty sure the phrase isn't "'Menial chore you can do naked …
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The Snazzy Napper

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So everyone, how was your weekend? Did you go to the drive-in or get a sweet in-pool beer pong table? Did you have delicious fish tacos accompanied by frosty cold beer or margaritas or grain alcohol? Did you see some friends from out of town or visit with your fam- OKAY OKAY I DON'T CARE. …
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Timmy's Cover of 'Telephone' By Lady Gaga

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Timmy made headlines a while back with his Mickey Mouse PJ'd rendition of Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance,' despite his chubby little muffin top and awkward dad/creepy uncle/mystery guy prancing around in his skivvies in the background. Now, he's classing it up with a newly remodeled kitchen and t-shirt that fits, but we can still feel …
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Chinese Guy Sings 'Before He Cheats'

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Elderly Chinese men have the same right as you to sing rage-fueled, heart-broken girlfriend/cheating-boyfriend ballads as a part of a local news station's Carrie Underwood themed Karaoke contest, you know. Just because he's an elderly Chinese man who maybe senile and definitely can't sing doesn't mean he can't have dreams of stardom, you know. Don't …
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McNugget Rage

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Here are two facts that you may not have known about me: 1) As a kid, I loved chicken McNuggets so much, I'd have eaten them morning, noon, and night, and also maybe at dusk, and at dawn, and every 15 minutes in between, because who doesn't like battered chicken parts fried to golden perfection, …
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Flasher Makes Kids' Day

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Keep your eyes on the kids on the left. Pure, unbridled joy. Note to the kids: 20 years later, little dudes, you'll still be as mystified by breasts. Trust us.
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Ice Cream Truck Shows No Mercy

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I mean, to be fair, imagine if your job consisted of driving around in a a 1920s box truck with pungent gas fumes poisoning your blood stream while constantly listening to a high-pitched broken radio playing carousel music over and over and over and your "clients" were small, grubby children who handed you handfuls of …
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Oregon Trail: The Movie

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There was a distinct line at my elementary school between the kids who loved Sim City and the kids who loved Oregon Trail. I'll be honest: I was a Sim City type of girl. Building towns and then watching them crumble at the hands of your hideously inept governing skills... it was AWESOME. However, I …
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Swedish Police Are Awesome

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There are many awesome things about Sweden. I could probably have had entire post based on the awesomeness: meatballs, Ikea, globalized health care, hot chicks basically everywhere, and now, this can't-look-away video of a cop being... well... very un-cop-like. While on our side of the Atlantic there are Roided-out dudes with little-man complexes, punching chicks …
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Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women

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Being that it's been a grueling, sunless San Diego July, I've finally come to terms with the fact that summer is not what it used to be. It used to be beach days and pool parties and cocktails and tan lines and now it's just sitting inside, staring out at the clouds, wondering when night …
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