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Brostitution

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In this heart-wrenching short documentary, we are exposed to the cut-throat world of male bros-for-hire. It's really a wake up call to all the mothers out there who aren't warning their kids about unsafe hotdog consumption and tossing footballs with anyone they meet. Warning: this short film is graphic, and could offend the faint of …
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Best Code Word Ever

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Having a dog is a full-time job. You have to be 100% dedicated to raising that dog, not unlike a child, because they require your time, attention, love, and poop-picking up skills to help them get through life, probably because (according to some scientist somewhere) dogs are just retarded wolves. Needless to say, you should …
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Dog Humps Stuffed Animal; Passes Out

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There is something to be said for a guy who puts in so much effort that he literally faints in exhaustion after doing the dirty. But we've got to take note here - he doesn't even care if that poor stuffed Andean bear, aka Tremarctos ornatus**, finishes. What a jerk. Legacy embedded mediaSee more funny …
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Double Rainbow -- the YouTube Phenomenon

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Some days are just better than other days. You wake up, and everything is wonderful. Colors are brighter, smells are more enticing, and everything in the world just seems right. Other days, you take a whole s***-ton of mushrooms and go camping.
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New Old Spice Commercial is Even Awesomer

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When I had my first crush at 16 (I was a late bloomer who turned into a beautiful flower), I remember that he wore Old Spice cologne. And I thought it was so George Clooney of him. Like, so totally mature and OH EM GEE KATIE HE IS SO SOPHISTICATED. And now, a whole 6 …
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Cougar Vs. Bear

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Sometimes my mom likes to talk about pop culture. It's pretty hilarious, because as a rule, she doesn't know what she's talking about. She calls celebrities the wrong names, loves the Jersey Shore, and totally believes the Bachelorette is a legitimate show about people looking for love. This is another great example of how older …
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Star Trek Tok

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If you're like me, the first time you heard Kesha's hit single "Tik Tok," you thought, sure, this is kinda catchy, but it would be a million times better if it was set to a mash up of old school William Shatner era Star Trek clips, you know? No? You didn't think that? Well shut …
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DC Metro Dancer Tears It Up

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People today just don't appreciate good performance art when they see it. They see a slightly pudgy guy with his shirt tucked into his khakis, giving it 100% with his awkward, rhythm-less dance in the middle aisle on a public metro and they think, "WTF," instead of "Sweet mother of our Lord, we have been …
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Violinist Plays Whole Super Mario Theme

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Fine. You can play the violin phenomenally well and have a super freaking awesome white suit with tails and a matching piano and everything. So what, what does that make you? Some sort of internet superstar? Well... yep. Guess so.
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The BP Coffee Spill

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I don't know if you know this (I mean, maybe you live on Mars or are deaf and also blind, who knows), but there is an oil spill thing going on. Don't quote me on this, but I'm under the impression that the entire ocean is made of oil now? And maybe, (don't quote me …
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Jamiroquai for Cup Noodle

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There're really very few things better on a cold, hungover morning than the vacuum-sealed styrofoam goodness that is CUP NOODLE. In America, there is no need for advertising for Cup Noodle because a) they cost like, 3 cents each, and b) they have officially won the "Prepare for Disaster" spot in our cupboards AND c) …
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Woody Harrelson Has a World Cup Moment

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I've always been a little weirded out by Woody Harrelson. My parents loved Cheers, and No Country For Old Men was awesome, but that scene from Kingpin with the gross old lady in the rearview mirror and her fingers and tongue... it just... iickkk. Scarred me. However, Zombieland changed all that for me. His performance …
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Was Obama in a Music Video?

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If you had told me in 1993 that I'd be watching the video for Tag Team's single "Whoomp (There it is)" in the year 2010 at my desk at work I'd have told you, "hey man, that video is totally all that and a bag of chips, but you buggin, yo," or something like that. …
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Jonah Hill's Embarrassing P Diddy Moment

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If in an elevator with P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Howdy Doody orwhateverhe'scalled, there are many thoughts that might run through one's head. Do I acknowledge him? Do I nod and say hi? Do I say "I love your work" or "man most of your shows are too humiliating to even watch?" Well, whatever you decide to do …
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Awesome Chocolate Condom Ad

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Durex is notorious for creating some hilarious commercials, one of our favorites being the balloon animal one from a few months back. However, we may have found our new favorite: this ad for chocolate condoms featuring a one very lucky milkman and a few very naughty ladies!
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Teen Werewolves: No, We're Not Kidding.

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I remember the first time I read the Harry Potter series when I was about 11. The books were so engrossing and well-written that for a short period of time (8 or so more years) all I wished was that I too could be a wizard. Magical powers, a school of witchcraft, unicorns and centaurs... …
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This Post Is Not About Penis

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Scanning the last, oh, 5 or so articles, I've realized a trending topic on BCU: Penis. Or, more specifically, penis, penis, porn, pope penis, and penis, respectively. So to clear your palate of awkward posts about penis and porn, here is a video very motivated and confident man smashing his face into a piece of …
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