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Hilarious News Anchor Gaffe

Gone are the days when news anchors could slip up and accidentally drop the word "penis" into a segment without anyone remembering. Unlike daytime TV, the internet likes to holds a grudge, so when a New Orleans news anchor bungled his lines last week during a piece about a new advancement in women's sexual health, …
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Prankster Tricks Several News Stations

Are you a masochist of awkward? Do you love uncomfortable situations that make your stomach tighten and eyes uncontrollably turn away? Did you like Borat? Well then, this new story is for you. A man named Kenny Strasser (who goes by K-Strass which is already awkward) has been making his rounds among the local morning …
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Dolphin Rape: An Epidemic

Dolphins are widely known as some of the smartest mammals on the planet. They have highly developed communication skills, are fast learners, and are one of the only other known animals who have sex for pleasure along with reproduction. However, did you know they are also sexually aggressive attackers who want nothing more than to …
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DJ Steve Porter Remixes OBC

A-a-a-awesome video alert! Check out this hilarious remix that DJ Steve Porter made of an OBC commercial from a while back. Complete with Dr. Moses Brown's sage advice, hot chicks, and a dummy getting kicked like a football, this video has everything you need to brighten up your Friday! Have a great weekend, and don't …
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Zoosk's New Music Video

What is the DEAL with singers these days putting dating site ads in their videos? First it was Lady Gaga's PlentyofFish ad in her total "WTF?" video for the single "Telephone" with Beyonce, and now the King of Autotune is striking back with a wholly awkward video called "Zoosk Girl." Listen up, T-Pain, I'm all …
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Earth Day Sex

Last year, we were exposed to one of the dumbest hit songs of all time, "Birthday Sex." It basically told the story of some guy who, instead of getting his girlfriend a decent gift like say, a tennis bracelet or a new iPod, explains that railing her on a kitchen stove will be the best …
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Sexual Activity

Remember a couple years ago when that movie Paranormal Activity came out? I do, because I watched 10 minutes of it, started to cry, and then had 4 months worth of nightmares. I should have known that if the original Casper cartoon gave me the creeps, perhaps watching an eerily realistic horror movie about demons …
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Boys Will Be Girls

The Harvard Sailing Team isn't actually the water sports enthusiasts from an Ivy League School, but we only hope they can be as successful, because they are a hilarious sketch comedy group that were the masterminds behind this video. Here's my question. Is this really what we look like to you? Tell me. I want …
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'Get Him to the Greek' Trailer

After the hilarity that ensued during the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," we've all been anxiously awaiting another collaboration with Russell Brand and Jonah Hill, whose brilliantly awkward chemistry on screen made us giggle like schoolchildren. Here is the trailer for 'Get Him to the Greek," coming out June 4th. We can't wait!
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Cougar Barbie!

While searching in vain for photos from last year's Cougar Cruise, we came across something even better: this hilarious video from Break.com that celebrates the Barbie doll's 50th anniversary with a great commercial parody. It features a very cougar-esque looking Barbie inviting several college aged boys over for a party that goes from hot to …
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VH1 Bus Spills Tons of Slut

At BCU we are dedicated followers of the psuedo-news site, The Onion. Similarly, we're getting awful tired of all these "Shot at Love" "Tough Love" "Tool Academy" shows that glorify (and sometimes skyrocket to fame) women with no discernible talent other than chugging peach schnapps. Therefore, we love this clip, and so should you. Legacy …
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Manny Paquiao's Got Pipes!

There is something about Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao that makes my heart just swell. It could be his tiny, hamster-like face, or his lightening fast punches, or the fact that he starred in a superhero movie called Wapakman along side a woman name Keanna Reeves. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE? Either way, I …
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Chuck Liddell Works Out Naked

You would only expect an MMA champ like Chuck Liddell to spend a huge chunk of his day working out, and probably the rest of it having crazy, 'roided out sex with his girlfriend. What I wouldn't have guessed is that he does a creepy combined version of it in his home gym. That's right, …
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Marriage Proposal Fail

Add this to your list of reasons to never get married- This poor sap planned out an elaborate wedding proposal in front of 18,000 people at a Rangers game this Valentine's Day, only to get rejected on the JumboTron by his soon-to-be-ex. And just to add salt to the wound, the announcers took the time …
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Funny Valentine's Day Song

Trying to get that special someone off your back about Valentine's Day already, so you can send an OBC booty-call card to a special someone else? Don't worry, we got your back. Send this hilarious Valentine's Day video from Funny Or Die to them, and they'll probably never want to go on a date with …
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