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Keenan Cahill Ft. 50 Cent

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As you may or may not know, I have a long standing crush on Keenan Cahill, AKA BeenerKeeKee19952 on YouTube. Something about that pubescent skin and oddly huge head shape and Stone Henge teeth and Billy Crystal hair just stole my heart and did an awkward dance with it. However, I was of course, in …
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Walrus Masturbates

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In response to the many ads and billboards and witch-senate-candidates around the country currently protesting masturbation, I give you this hilarious video of a walrus furiously yanking it at an aquarium. This is proof that all animals have to occasionally service themselves. You'll notice that this is video is titled "Walrus Masturbation 5," and in …
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.50 Caliber William Tell

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It was recently learned that certain human beings are actually genetically predisposed to seek thrill. Research has shown that their brain's propensity for the effects of dopamine is much higher, which is why they enjoy bungee jumping and sky-diving and swimming with murderous-dinosaur-dragons sharks more than the rest of us. Usually, I envy them. I …
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Creepy Anti-Porn PSA

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I recently watched an hour long documentary about the porn business, and how professional porn stars are losing money and their jobs because of the proliferation of amateur sex sites and free pornography on the internet (interesting note: it's hard to feel bad for someone when you've seen a whole soda bottle come out of …
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Best Fan Celebration of All Time

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Some might say, "this is old," and others might say, "damn, what is this kid on?" but I say, "you sir, are absolutely the coolest, most confident, steeliest-of-balls guy I have ever had the pleasure of watching on YouTube (sorry, Keenan)". Check out the video below for a very happy Celtics fan and the spectators …
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Iguana Farting in a Bathtub

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Why? Because why not. Because we all now know that we're living in a time of unimaginable crises and 2010 is pretty much the new 2012 and sometimes something ridiculous needs to happen so we can all be reminded that in all reality, we are a bunch of mistakes walking around a giant round mistake …
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Rapper Pees Himself

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Legacy embedded media As Adam Sandler once said in the Academy Award winning* film Billy Madison, "YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants." *- I think
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Five Minutes Of Awesome

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Here at BCU we tend to take the low road. Semen jokes, poop jokes, jokes about people being fat, jokes about you getting fat, etc, etc, etc. But today we figured instead we'd take the high road. Be mature and inspiring. Brighten your day and give you a little positive reinforcement to make you believe …
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Speaking of Pumpkins

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There are three things you can conclude from watching this video: 1) How lucky are we to finally live in a world where people can drop pumpkins on cars without fear of someone asking, "why the hell are you dropping a pumpkin on a car; you know there are starving children in the world, right?" …
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Twilight Screening: 5-Second Films

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Legacy embedded media 5-second films are hilarious shorts made by a few guys that, in less time than it takes to chew a banana (?), have you either confused, repulsed, or rolling on the floor laughing. As for the above Twilight clip,it's probably a combination of all three.
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How to Slam Your Ex On National Television

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When I think of CSPAN, I usually think of the channel that I speed by to get to normal entertaining television, or the channel that I put on when I'm suffering from insomnia because it works better than any prescription medication at putting you to sleep. What I don't think of is a daytime soap …
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Young Chargers Fan Feels Our Pain

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This weekend was a rough one for Chargers fans. They played the Oakland Raiders (who, mind you, we have beat THIRTEEN TIMES IN A ROW before this weekend and who, for all intents and purposes, are the WORST) and lost. LOST. All around San Diego grown men could be seen, curled up in the fetal …
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Boob Lube

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It's National Breast Cancer Month, and BCU takes that very seriously. Nearly 200,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer every year, and the disease does not discriminate: mothers, aunts, grandmothers, sisters, and daughters are all caught in the crossfire. It's not a joke. This video, on the other hand, is.
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World's Best Family Feud Answer

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Since we're on the topic of unexpected appearances of body parts, let us turn to the always exciting "Fast Money" portion of Family Feud. You know, that show that you only watch if you're sick AND the Price is Right isn't on AND you can't reach the remote? Well, here is one of the very …
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Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson Parody Bobby Brown

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Legacy embedded mediaEvery Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson Note to self: 1) chug a Smirnoff Ice and down some fast food before bed, 2) have awesome dance party dreams featuring Mike Tyson, Wayne Brady, and hilariously bad 80s singles, 3) make video about it. Happy Friday everyone!
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Swedish Band Pukes On Stage

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Videos of people puking always make me laugh. I know that vomiting is awful and uncomfortable and once the dry heaves start you're really in trouble, but something about watching peoples' eyes bulge out while bile spews uncontrollably from their organs and they make that inevitable "HUUHHHHHHLLLGFHGHHG" noise just makes me giggle! So watching this …
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Juice Boxes Are Making You Gay

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It's all making sense now, guys. All those times we sat in the lunch room drinking our little boxes of Juicy Juice and eating our little bags of Cheetos, we're were just dosing ourselves with gay nutrients that were gaying up our pure little straight bodies. Next time you get irritated with the flamboyancy of …
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