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Michael B Jordan As Alexa's Body

Tom Brady won his 7th Super Bowl last night, but really all anyone is talking about is the commercials, right? Here's the one that got the biggest laughs out of us - Michael B Jordan as Alexa's body. Perfection.
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2020, You Gotta Go

We made it everyone! To the other side! 2020 is in the rear view mirror and we're excited to kick off a new year and hopefully return to some sense of normalcy at SOME point in the next 360 days. But in case you wanted to take a peek back at the past year and …
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SNL's Sexy Grinch FTW

A couple weeks ago NBC made the misguided decision to give their live-action Grinch a creepy, come hither side. No one was into it. But this weekend on SNL, hosted by alum Kristen Wiig, they brought in another sexy Grinch and it was. Great. Via NBC:
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Sex Scenes to Make You LOL Instead of Cry

Since the entire internet is likely a political nightmare shit show right now, let's just not even dip our toe into the conversation and instead share some laughs, shall we? Sit back, relax, put the phone down and watch some of the funniest/worse scenes in movies, because right now we could all use a laugh. …
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Adele Losing it on SNL is All of Us

We could all use a little levity these days, so this SNL skit from this past weekend starring Adele, Kate McKinnon, and Heidi Gardner as divorcees who "DEEPLY" enjoy traveling to Africa was pretty giggle-inducing - even if its received some backlash from folks who are calling it a "tone-deaf". Either way, Adele losing it …
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Cardi B's Coronavirus Vid Inspires Amazing Videos

A couple weeks ago, Cardi B went off on a Coronavirus rant on Instagram that went as viral as the sickness that inspired it. Then someone did the only appropriate thing and remixed it into a song, because of course it did. I mean, pretty catchy right??? And just like they say, first comes rant, …
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Coronavirus Workout

In our last post we talked about how important it is to stay active and move your body during the COVID-19 quarantine, and this guy took it to heart, creating a workout video that makes the most of the current era's most prized possession: TOILET PAPER. A few other things that made us laugh this …
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Don't Ruin Sexy Valentine's Day

It might be from last year (hence the Thursday :P), but we still love this SNL video where ladies are not feelin' the heartfelt mom gifts on Valentine's Day. We might not be big fans of the holiday in general, but we definitely would be bummed if our OBC booty call got cooled off by …
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NSFW - Sexts Read Out Loud are AWKWARD

When you're in the throes of super intense sexting - it feels amazing. Like watching porn or reading erotica, it gets your imagination going and your blood pumping. But would you every actually SAY those words to someone? Like, out loud? This video shows what it would be like to vocalize your dirty texts , …
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Tiffany Haddish Says You Gotta 'Drown' Your Vagina

Tiffany Haddish plays a teacher in her new comedy “Night School,” but if she were a teacher in real life, she says she'd teach sex ed. Her number #1 piece of advice for women, which she shared on James Corden's talk show? To take a bath at least once a week in baking soda. “You …
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When You Have a Sex Dream About a Coworker

This hilarious BuzzFeed video perfectly captures the awkwardness of having a sex dream about someone you work with. The flashbacks, the anxiousness, the awkward out-of-the-corner-of-your-eye stares: they nailed it... pun intended. Looking to hook up with someone you WON'T see at the watercooler every day? Log into OnlineBootyCall.com for FREE today to browse thousands of …
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Flying Pink Dildo Hits Politician in Face

Now THIS is a pick me up for a Tuesday: Via HuffPo: An angry protester threw a pink dildo at the face of a high-profile New Zealand politician during a presser on Friday. The sex toy bounced off Economic Development Minister Steven Joyce's shoulder and hit him on the nose and mouth as he spoke …
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Guy Selling Sex Toys at His Food Cart

We love an entrepreneurial spirit, especially when it helps people. In this case, one 'business genius' named Kwan Dixon has found a way to help people... GET OFF. According to this news story out of Evansville, Indiana: Kwan Dixon, who owns and operates Pop's Popcorn and Koosier Daddy's Food Cart, said the sex toys he …
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When You're a Girl With A Dirty Mind

In this great video out of BuzzFeed Australia, you get a taste of what it's like to be a woman who is constantly thinking about sex. You may think women like that don't exist, but we promise you - go log into OnlineBootyCall.com and browse in your area. All those women popping up? Yep - …
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SNL's Settl App is Way Too True

When we started OnlineBootyCall.com, it was a response to the many dating sites we saw that seemed 100% set on getting people together for the purpose of marriage. Match, eHarmony, they all made a WEDDING be the end game for any two people meeting. At OBC, we understand that not every meet up at a …
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Back Home Ballers

In celebration of Thanksgiving and all the awkwardness of going home for the holidays, we had to repost this amazing video from last year... we can't even WAIT... can you?! his weekend at SNL host Cameron Diaz and the rest of the girl group Your Girls (you might remember their hit Doin' It On My …
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Old People Open Sex Toys For the First Time

... and it is CLASSIC. My favorite line? "Back in the day for sex toys for women it was a stick and for men it was a vacuum." I don't know what woman John knew that were using STICKS as sex toys - but he seems to know his stuff so... we trust him. Via …
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Grandmas Review Sex Toys

Just last week we were laughing about the idea of women mistaking sex toys for beauty products, and now we have a another great dildo-related video to kick off your week. Imagine for a moment what you'd do if you're grandma found your favorite cock ring, vibrator, or giant glittery dildo in your side table …
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