Trainwreck Outtakes Show Lebron is AMAZING
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Macy Gray's Ode to Her Vibrator
All women know, their vibrators fill a hole in their heart (ahem) no man can ever fill - until of course they can install vibrator tips in penises. And after years of staying quiet, finally, women have an anthem to shout from the rooftops when they're firing up their Rabbits and Lelos... courtesy of 90s …
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Sex Toys or Beauty Products?
The perfect pick me up for a Monday morning? Watching a woman use an anal probe as a curling iron. 'Nuff said. Via BuzzFeed: C Fashion noticed that sex toys look eerily similar to beauty products. To prove this, they brought in individuals of all ages to test “cutting edge” makeup and beauty items that …
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These Couples Watched Hardcore Porn Together
Have you ever watched porn with a significant other? Or even just a sex partner? It can be an enlightening experience - learning what turns them on or off, and seeing what you two have in common - like lesbian sex or things that involve "aunties". Buzzfeed did us all a favor and gathered up …
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Cubs Fan Catches Foul Ball In Beer, Chugs It
Embedded media Now THAT is the kinda chick we wanna hang with. Sign into OnlineBootyCall today to meet local singles who are fun, cool, and down to chug a beer that has a foul ball in it (if you know what I mean).
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Teacher Takes an Axe to the Nuts in Demo Gone Wrong
Some days, you just need a video to make you say, "yeah, my life's not that bad." You might be having a long week or you're catching a cold or you just found out Trader Joe's raised the price of Charles Shaw, but think of it this way - you didn't get an AXE to …
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Ridiculous 70s Venereal Disease PSA
You know we're all about safe sex. We talk about condoms basically CONSTANTLY, because though we know casual dating and sex are fun, STDs and unplanned pregnancies are NOT. However, even we are a little weirded out by the happy, positive, almost creepily-cheery tone of this 70s venereal disease ad, which boldly proclaims "VD is …
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Derek Zoolander and Hansel do Fashion Week
It's only Tuesday and already it's been a rough week. Frat racism, rampant old hag racism and horrific dead babies are just the start of it, and we're feeling exhausted and ready to crawl under the covers until Friday. Luckily, one fun thing happened that is brightening this dismal week, and it comes in the …
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All-Natural, Eco-Friendly, Sustainable Condoms
These days, it's all about going green. Driving a low-emission vehicle, buying your produce from a farmer's market, using shampoo that was NEVER tested on animals, of course. And now apparently we should be going green in the bedroom, with the invention of L. brand toxin-free, carbon-consciously manufactured condoms. Their marketing ploy? Be a "real" …
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Will Ferrell Perfectly Lip Synced Beyonce's 'Drunk in Love'
After the clusterf*ck that was the Super Bowl yesterday, the REAL show happened - Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart had themselves an EPIC lip sync battle on Jimmy Fallon's talk show. We could try and explain the madness, but we'll let Will show you the magic himself:
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BBC Reporter Accidentally Gets High From Opium Fumes
As we creep ever closer to Christmas, the stress is hitting. Still haven't bought those last few presents. Still haven't packed for my Christmas Eve flight. Still don't know how to get out of going to Christmas mass. So we gotta say we're a little jealous of how much fun this BBC reporter seemed to …
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SNL Makes Fun of Christmas Mass Perfectly
The holidays are nearly here, and for some of us that means heading to church for a holiday service with our families. Unless you're a regular church-goer (in which case, more power to ya), the service is usually uncomfortable, awkward, and ENTIRELY TOO LONG. You're left wondering WHY you didn't come up with a better …
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Weird Things Couples Do Before Sex
This is might be the saddest, most unsexy, depressing thing we've ever seen. We advise watching it, then immediately cleansing your palette with any of THESE POSTS. You'll feel a lot better about getting booty - and never EVER getting in a relationship (unless it's one from OBC).
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3 Grandmas Try Pot For the First Time
It's Thursday, and we're starting to jones for the weekend. Ready to toss back a few shots and kick back with our friends and maybe get our dance on and DEFINITELY find a booty call nearby using OBC. SOME of us, maybe those who live in California or Colorado or New York or one of …
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SNL Takes on the New Weed Edict in NYC
Whatever your belief on the legalization of marijuana, you've gotta admit this weekend's SNL skit starring admitted stoner Woody Harrelson is pretty fricken hilarious. Bill de Blasio made a statement last week that carrying 25 grams or less of pot will only be punished by a ticket - instead of an arrest or jail time, …
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Chris Rock's SNL Monologue PISSED PEOPLE OFF
This weekend, SNL alum Chris Rock hosted the show and other than being the WORST EPISODE IN LIKE FOREVER, Chris did a pretty intense monologue making fun of everything from the Freedom Tower to the Boston Bombings. It was scathing, and people are NOT PLEASED. What do you think? Was he spot on or a …
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SNL Does Sia
Halloween is this Friday, and we're super excited to see the nonsense sluttilicious costumes that will be spilling out of nightclubs this weekend (we'll be sharing our favorite Halloween booties later this week - just you wait). However, before we explore the sexy, let's check out the awkward and unattractive Jim Carrey rockin' a pretty …
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Booty Rap!
SNL returned this weekend, and though there were certainly some flubs (a LOT of flubs), this skit starring host Chris Pratt and always hilarious Aidy Bryant made the whole night worth it. We present to you - the BOOTY RAP. Embedded media
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Alaska News Anchor Quits In Awesome Way
In honor of Monday, a day which makes us all want to say "f*ck it, I quit," here's Alaska reporter Charlo Greene gloriously leaving her job to run her marijuana dispensary instead. We love you, Charlo.
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The Secret World of Porn Sound Guys
Without giant, fluffy microphones in the shot, have you ever wondered how they get such crystal clear sound on your favorite "Krystal and Katie Double Anal Lesbian Squirt" porn? Well, apparently it's less about secretly hiding a boom mic and more about having an expert come in after the fact and dub in perfectly matched …
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