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Bill Nye Has Won Dancing With the Stars

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Alright, not really. This clip is actually just from the first episode of this season of Dancing With the Stars, but I feel as though we should just stop wasting time since Bill Nye, that dude that got you marginally interested in science back through cheesy jokes and terrible puns in the 90s, IS THE …
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Happiness is Dancing At Bus Stops

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There are few bad ideas as bad as eating from a taco shop for lunch. Unfortunately, because I'm a lazy piece of shit for a very legitimate reason I skipped making myself a salad and instead went to the closest cheapest food joint in the 'hood: a Mexican food spot down the street which I …
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Ridin' Dirty

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We all had that friend growing up who was a kind of a thug. He talked back to his parents and skipped classes and sometimes you saw him (or her) smokin' a cig behind school. They tried pot before everyone and maybe even got in trouble with the law for graffiti or shoplifting. Plus on …
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I'M NOT SLEEPY I'M NOT SLEEPY

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The cold, miserable darkness of winter is starting to set in here in the 619 (aka it's a little cloudy and 60 degrees), which we all know makes waking up SUPER HARD. Why would I want to get out of bed to make coffee and shiver while the shower warms up when I could just …
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The Maraschino Step

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It's only Monday, and already we know what the dance craze of the weekend is. Everyone, say hello to the Maraschino Step: Embedded media This incredible, sexual AND simultaneously laugh-inducing groove is the brainchild of Sione Maraschino, an Orlando dude whose dance moves to Kendrick Lamar's “M.A.A.D. City” (Eprom Remix) in the middle of a …
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Monday Twerk Fail

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WHAT?! WHOA!!! WHAT HAPPENED?! Two seconds ago I was getting up from my desk super excited to start the weekend - hit the clubs, lay out at the beach, eat breakfast at 1 in the afternoon, and then POOF - here I am, back in my office chair with a whole five days of work …
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Bald Eagles Aren't Particularly Religious

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At an Oral Roberts University mass last week, the message must have been particularly patriotic because they felt it appropriate to bring a BALD EAGLE INTO THE CHAPEL and release it to the sounds of thousands of students screaming "U-S-A!" at the top of their lungs. Newsflash: wild animals aren't into being in enclosed spaces …
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The Most Eloquent Pageant Answer Ever

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We've seen some pretty amazing Q&A section videos from beauty queens in our time. From Miss Utah's incredibly insightful vision for the future of education to Miss Teen South Carolina's outstanding knowledge of geography, it's clear that all the women entering these pageants are smart, well-rounded, and culturally aware. However, those two will have to …
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Drunk Vs Stoned

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Do you know what you look like drunk or stoned? You've probably seen photos and maybe even a poorly-lit video that you took when you MEANT to take a picture, but do you really know how you look after 8 beers or maybe a rather large bong toke? I mean, I know when I'm drunk …
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Happy Friday From Richard Simmons' New Music Video

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If you accidentally read that subject line as "RUSSELL Simmons," you are about to be REALLY bummed out. But if you read it correctly, as RICHARD SIMMONS, Goddess of the early 80s workout video, ultimate wearer of short shorts, afro-y tanned messiah to all women over 50, then prepare your anus because this might be …
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Weird Science 2

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When I first saw the title of this Funny or Die parody video, I thought I'd save it for Wednesday. "Combining sexy with funny?" I thought. "What a great way to start a Hump Day morning!" Drop dead gorgeous Alessandra Ambrosio is one of our favorite hump day hotties, and she could totally use an …
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Good Morning From Lady Gaga, and a Bunch of Drag Queens

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It's MONDAY! Just as we celebrated on Friday, with a mantra of inner peace and under-water blow jobs, we're thinking positive about the miserable soul-sucking hell hole that is Monday, and all that it signifies: a fresh start. A new shot at life. A beautiful sunrise. The first bite into a maple glazed doughnut. So …
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Good Morning From Nelly and THE CHEERIOS BEE, NO JOKE.

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The best part of this whole thing? The press release (via Videogum) “I’ve worked with some very talented artists and thought – I think it’s about time I work with the Bee,” Nelly said of the collaboration. “I love the sweet taste of Honey Nut Cheerios and Buzz’s sweet sound on this track. When I …
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The New Mumford and Sons Video is Great

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Welcome back! After a week of dating advice for the digital world, you're probably seriously missing the weird and the WTF that BCU loves to touch on. So say HAPPY MONDAY with this new video by Mumford and Sons, that looks at first glance like just another typical indie vid. But turns out to be …
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Happy Friday From John Travolta

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IT'S FRIDAY!!!! Let's talk BOOZE, shall we? Ypioca cachaca is a Brazilian liquor, most often used as an ingredient in the national drink of Brazil - the caipirinha. Caipirinhas are DELICIOUS, and if you ever find yourself in South America (or basically any "craft cocktail" bar) this weekend, you should totally order one. However, if …
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This Crazy Lady In the Apple Store Wishes You a Happy Hump Day

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Ah, retail. I am lucky to have never worked in the soul-sucking hellhole of a mall store, but watching the employees of Crate & Barrel, Hollister, or god FORBID Cinnabon, you get the sense that they have seen some shit. Whether it's someone taking a dump in a fitting room or learning too late that …
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How to Make a Great Music Video

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Step 1: Write a perfect song. Step 2: Hire a 14-year-old with access to the AV room of his high school (protip: make SURE it has a green screen for the all-important beach shots) Step 3: Find a couple cute Asian girls to star as back-up dancers slash... um, cats? Step 4: Find the perfect …
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This Ode To Michael Jackson is... Interesting

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Remember Ola Ray? No? Let me give you a little hint... how about now? Yep, she's the chick from Michael Jackson's ultra-famous Thriller video in 1983. Four years after Michael's death, Miss Ray decided to pay tribute to the man who made her famous gave her one of her only jobs ever, and it is …
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