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How To Protect Yourself From Bears

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Ed. Note: Ugh - this weekend was rough, huh? With the acquittal of George Zimmerman and the death of troubled Glee star Corey Monteith, there's a lot to be thankful for in our own lives. Hug someone today and tell them you care, because you never know when they might be gone. And now back …
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Blow Job? Or Just Tying Her Shoe?

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Now THAT is a this-or-that question I never thought I'd have to ask. But in the case of this new commercial from British website Confused.com, it's a legit question. According to Buzzfeed, many in the UK are up in arms about this new ad, which features a robot rollin' up on an unsuspecting couple in …
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Cab Driver Dance Party

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There has been a painful lack of funny videos in the past couple months. I don't know if the whole "record everything that happens around you on the off-chance that it becomes a viral video" trend is coming to an end (thank God), or if it's just summer and people are in the water (the …
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It's Friday!

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It's FRIIIIDAY! With mere hours before the weekend kicks off, you might be wondering how you're gonna groove this weekend. Maybe you're gonna hit an underground 90s R&B club, and dance to hits you remember from middle school. Maybe you'll go see a concert of a band you love and will sway back and forth, …
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Plane of Delirious Passengers Breaks Into R. Kelly Sing-a-Long

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I've been pretty lucky in my life to have never been stuck on a grounded plane. Thank god, too, because I'm pretty claustrophobic and would probably have a goddamned meltdown right there on the tarmac. On Sunday, these people stuck on a grounded plane with no air conditioning and no water FOR FIVE HOURS IN …
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It's Friday!

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It's Friday! Wear something sexy! Drink 12 cups of coffee! Ask the cute girl at Starbucks on a date! Listen to tunes while you work! Treat yourself to lunch! Start a high-five train around the office! Take the scenic route home! Eat something new for dinner! Leave a nonsense voicemail for an old friend! Have …
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Cymbal Fail/Win

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It's Hump Day, which means in like, 8 hours we'll be on the almost-over side of the work week instead of the just-started-holy-crap-how-long-is-this-gonna-take work week! Grab your coffee and your scone and sit down for a video that makes you smile to start the day! Good job, kid. Best instincts I've ever seen.
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PRANCERCISE!

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It's Thursday, May 30, and there is only one more day of Sexy Summer Slim Down Month. We are feeling great! Ready to take on the summer, flaunt that six pack, and wrangle in some sexy new booty calls for the coming warm months. How about you? Today, though, we're tired. Sore. A little lazy. …
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Happy FRIDAY!

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Friday is here, which means we at OBC are gearing up for a weekend of sitting alone in our pajamas and careening through 8 tubes of Pringles while watching Sopranos reruns hitting the clubs with our friends, eating gourmet (but healthy) meals, and meeting up with our favorite booty calls for nightly passion. After spotting …
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1 800 Flowers

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Yesterday was Mother's Day. Did you remember? Did you call your mother, or send her a card? Or did you wake up hungover and then realize at 11 that you totally forgot to do both of those things so you scrambled to call her and promise her that "a really nice gift is in the …
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HAPPY FRIDAY!

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HEY-OOOOOH, look at this Friday morning genius! Talk about exemplifying the TGIF attitude with a tough of May slimdown, huh? Look at those moves! Scope out that style! Check out that rhythm! Let's do this day! (Oh, and no, he doesn't fall. I was hoping for that too.)
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GOOD MORNING!

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Heyyy, buddy. Wake up, sleepy head. It's early, I know, but it's time to start the day! Here, have some coff- Oh, oh I see. You've got a case of the morning woods. That's a little embarrassing, but don't worry! I have something that will take care of that no problem. What's that? Oh, haha. …
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Happy Hump Day

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It's Wednesday! We're (almost) halfway there! Although when you think about it, halfway isn't really all that great. It's like, think back to everything you've done since Monday morning, and now think about doing it all over again, with an additional 12 hours of stuff. Unless you're a rich celebrity whose most stressful assignment was …
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Guy Animates His Wife's Lame Drunk Joke

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HAAAAPPPPPYYY MONDAY AFTER CINCO DE MAYO, EVERYONE! How's your head? How's your tummy? How do you feel when I say the words "chopped liver and onions"? So strange that within we'd find two videos in a week in which men are amicably teasing the women in their lives, but you know what they say, "when …
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Hilarious Mom Retells the Matrix

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Here are two facts about me that you neither a) knew, nor b) cared to know. (What a great start for a Friday, huh?!) A) I have never seen the Matrix. I know as a twenty-something American, I should know this movie by heart, but a sheltered childhood plus a lack of friends means I …
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Best Transmission Repair Commercial Ever

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I don't know a lot about cars. Hell, I basically know NOTHING. What's a carburator? What's a spark plug? WHAT IS A RADIATOR? WHO KNOWS?! I do know how to drive a car with a manual transmission, thanks to a high school day-long adventure full of near death traffic accidents and lots of crying. And …
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Happy Friday!

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Good morning, everyone! It's FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY! It came so quickly this week, didn't it? Just kidding - it took forever to get here and is going to take forever to end. So we shan't waste this great day - let's start this morning off with a hilarious video out of Puerto Rico (by the …
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