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Best Local News Clip Ever

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You know I can't say no to hilarious local news gaffe. See Example A,Example B, Example C, Example D, and of course, Example D, all of the above. However, I think the best one might be this one, from now-fired local news anchor AJ Clemente, who ON HIS FIRST SEGMENT, DURING HIS FIRST DAY ON …
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Wednesday Morning Fail

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Although I feel like Friday is the best day for a fail - when we're all anxious and itchy for the weekend to come and the only thing that can placate us is a fat guy failing to rob a liquor store, it seems that genuine fails do not discriminate between days. They happen on …
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TUESDAY MORNING SAX BATTLE

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No, not sex battle. I WISH it was a sex battle. A SAX battle. A sax battle on the NYC subway to be precise: Although, now you have me thinking. What WOULD a sex battle be like? Would it be like two couples facing off to see who has the sexiest moves? Or is it …
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HAPPY FRIDAY!

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How was your week? Good? Eh? So-so? Asi asi? Comme ci, comme ca (FRENCH!)? Or horrifically disastrous in every possible way that makes you want to crawl under the covers until summer? For me it was the latter. Sometimes even the best of us have weeks that make us go, "huh?" Or more realistically, "WHAT …
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Happy Wednesday!

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I really wish there was some metaphor I could use right now to compare Wednesdays to this video. Like, "Wednesdays are the point of no return, like when you try and do the helicopter trick and get stuck between the railings and there's nothing you can do about it," but really this video needs no …
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Tuesday Morning Dance Off!

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The past two weeks have gifted us with some great videos of flawless dancing skills from unexpected sources. Whether it's someone's Nana who adds in a touch of obscenity, or the Russian dude with moves like a beer-gutted Mick Jagger, we've realized that a good dance vid can make even the cloudiest days bright and …
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KABOOYOW IT'S FRIDAY!

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Goodnight, Sweet Brown. You've been replaced as our favorite local news interviewee with an awesome catchphrase. If you could kindly step through the door to your left and join Antoine Dodson in obscurity, we won't have to call the police. HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY THOUGH, GIRLFRIEND!
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What Did You THINK Was Going to Happen?

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Some other possible titles for this post: "Teenagers." "Hey Girl, You Should Have Higher Self-Esteem." "Ball Launching Trick Goes Exactly As You Think It Will Go" "Laura, Tell Your Mom You Just Tripped Or Something" Please share your own title ideas in the comments!
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Bad Idea: Parkour Over Cops

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Good morning, sunshine! Here we are, lookin' at Tuesday straight in the face and laughing and saying, "no YOU SHUT UP." Today we strap on our big boy boots and roundhouse kick Tuesday in the chin. We say, "I've had six cups of coffee and an acai bowl instead of a breakfast burrito so I'm …
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HAHAHA HUGH JANUS

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Embedded media L.A. Weatherman PRANKED on Live TV -- 'Happy Birthday Hugh Janus' - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Oh MAN. Good morning, everyone. I can already tell it's gonna be a good week.
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Just Kidding Criminals Are Still The Biggest Idiots

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Just when I thought that maybe we're all dummies - the good guys and the bad guys both, someone came around to show me that no, criminals are stil the dumbest. Meet Bratton Hale Cook III of Tennessee (man those southern states like their name lineages huh?), who got wasted at a restaurant, fell asleep …
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IT'S TUESDAY!

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Usually, you might think that a headline of that sort wouldn't lead into a very happy video. I mean, it's TUESDAY, for crying out loud. We don't have a very positive past with Tuesday, so why are we in such a good mood today? Because Daylight Savings Time is in FULL SWING, EVERYONE! Yesterday wasn't …
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NuvaBling

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Alright guys, prepare yourself. This is shocking stuff. Although I love Justin Timberlake as much as the next hot-blooded female, despite his fantastic job hosting SNL this weekend, I'm choosing to share a skit that has no JT to be seen. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! Well, the truth is, the best Justin skit of …
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Today is Tuesday.

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Today is Tuesday. Like the penny, I feel that Tuesday is a worthless, annoying extra in our week that should be done away with. We could just round to the nearest Wednesday, and everyone would be happy, and no one would have those "what day is it? OH MY GOD IT'S ONLY TUESDAY" moments. Tuesday …
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The Walking Dead SNL Sketch

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Kevin Hart hosted SNL this Saturday, and it was pretty great! Kevin Hart is actually a funny comedian instead of an obnoxious douche-bag or an obnoxious baby douche-bag. Lots of the sketches were great, like the Z-Shirt skit and REALLY?! With Seth and Kevin, but my favorite had to be the Walking Dead skit. Yes, …
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It's Almost Time to Party

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It's Thursday!!!!!! I know what you're thinking - why six exclamation marks for a sentence about THURSDAY? And Thursday MORNING, too? Well, were taking a positive approach today, being grateful and excited that it's another beautiful day on the earth. We haven't been struck dead by a meteor, a life-altering storm isn't about to hit …
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At Least Your Day Will Be Better Than This Guy's

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Imagine. You're staying at a nice hotel with a sexy new fling. You just got done with a marathon night of sexin' and drinkin' champagne and sexin' again. Your sexy fling slips out in the early morning, and you order yourself a massive breakfast to eat while watching Saturday morning cartoons (Tom and Jerry, none …
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