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Embedded media This weekend, Oscar nominee Christoph Waltz hosted SNL, and it was one of the better episodes this season, which isn't really saying much if we're honest. But still, at least we got this fun little ditty. "I'm going to listen in your BUTT." Sexy.
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TGIFound This Video of A News Anchor Simulating a BJ

Mmmm. What a glorious way to wake up on a Friday morning. It's 70 degrees in San Diego, did you know that? How do you feel about that, Saskatoon, Canada? Well, if it makes you feel better, you gave us the wonderful, timeless gift of a local news anchor sexual innuendo gaffe. Any old reader …
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ICYMI - Justin Bieber's Body Doubles SNL Skit

Justin Bieber hosted SNL this Saturday, and surprisingly was not a horrible annoying androgynous mess (well, he was androgynous but we can't have it all). He excelled in the weirdly awesome BLICE sketch, but we especially liked this body double skit, where SNL quietly made fun of how ridiculous The Biebs really is. It was …
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Great Skrillex Cover!

Music fans around the globe were thrilled this past weekend when the Coachella Valley Music festival finally dropped its lineup for the mid-April concert. However, despite nearly mass assumptions that The Rolling Stones would be headlining Saturday, rumored budget disputes instead lead to fairly unknown UK band The Stone Roses showing up in their place. …
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OH SH*T IT'S FRIDAY!

It's Friday, Friday, Friday! Is anyone else's enjoyment of saying "it's Friday" totally marred by this musical disaster of 2011? It's like Friday kind of sucks and now and I'm just looking forward to Saturday and Sunday. Just a heads up - we're looking forward to getting back to our normal blogging schedj next week …
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So How About This Weather, Huh?

Welcome back to class folks! Hope you had a delightful holiday yesterday (if you had it off. If not, ignore this whole paragraph)! Maybe you spent time with family or caught up with an old friend or watched 3 minutes of the presidential inauguration and then immediately turned it off cause holy cow that was …
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What is Going on With This Dog?

Good morning, everyone! How's your week going so far? Is it dragging, like mine? I swear, since my New Years Resolutions to drink less, exercise more, watch less TV, and be more productive kicked off, it's like the world has slowed its spin to a sloth's pace. I mean, it's only Wednesday and it feels …
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Courtney Cox's Tampax Commercial From 1985

Happy Friday! It's been a long week over here at the OBC offices, we've been swamped with beginning of the year, boring, legal-financial mumbo jumbo business, which has left us unable to keep up with our normal blogging SHEH-JULE. But don't worry - next week, we'll be back to normal blogging format, with enough boobies …
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Big Dipper Is The Most NSFW Rapper of the Year

There has been some talk recently about the presence of homophobic lyrics in hip hop music, and whether or not the use of gay slurs is as hurtful or offensive as the use of racist ones. One artist, though, has flipped the tables and written one of the most flaming rap songs ever, called "Meat …
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Ease Back Into the Work Week With a Couple Movie Trailers

WELCOME BACK, everyone! How was your Christmas/Navidad/religiously-unspecific holiday weekend? I would rate mine as being somewhere in between the best weekend of my life and the most taxing nightmare of all time. Use your imagination to decide where on the scale it falls. Now it's Wednesday and we're back to "work," except it's only three …
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Merry Christmas From Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terrifying Christmas Party

We've all but checked out over here at the OBC offices, so here is a terrifying video of Arnold Schwarzenegger telling horrifying Christmas stories to mentally-disabled children and a very old woman. And don't worry, I know you were wondering, "will Mike Tyson be there?" And yes, Virginia, Mike Tyson WILL be there. Merry Christmas …
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YouTube's Look Back at 2012

In this day and age, people have pretty much lost all interest in the Oscars and the Golden Globes and the Grammy's. The world moves too fast to care about things that take 9 months to make, you know? All we want is 10 second YouTube clips of cats falling off walls and MAYBE (maybe) …
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TGIF!

It's F-f-f-f-fridayyy! The weekend is nearly upon us, comrades, so let's get the day started with some emotional caffeine in the form of a video of monkeys doing cannonballs into a pool. Sure, we're about 6 months away from pool weather and our weekends will more likely be spent shivering outside a club and wondering …
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Happy Wednesday!

I feel like over the past few years, NFL cheerleaders (and of the rest of professional sports, DEFINITELY the hockey ones, yeesh) have lost some of their glamorous appeal. It's not that we aren't all aware that they are sexy and beautiful and great at dancing and some of them are good at tumbling, it's …
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Tree Pimps

Good morning, loyal readers and people who accidentally stumbled upon this site while looking for the admissions website for Bethune-Cookman University, historically black college in Daytona Beach, Florida! Hang around for a bit, I'm sure you'll find SOMETHING that will look good on an application! This past weekend, Jamie Foxx (star of the movie Booty …
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Look At This Instagram

I stopped using Facebook last year (#toocool #whatsup #teamPrivacy), but since then have become a devoted fan of Instagram, the social networking app that uses your smartphone to apply filters to your photos to make them look vintage-y cool. Generation Y seems to be very split on the merits of Instagram: some love it with …
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DMX Sings Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

(Ed. note: sorry for the abrupt end to posts yesterday morning, a certain blogger you know had to hit the ER yesterday. In case you were wondering, the answer is no, you shouldn't try and break up a dog fight. Ever. Please bear with me, my painkiller prescription, and my injured cartoon fingers today... blogging …
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TGIF!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah yeah YEAH, we made it! WE MADE IT! Despite it being 100% scientifically confirmed that the week after Thanksgiving is the slowest week of the year, because it follows a three day week followed by a four day weekend of binge eating and 12 hour "naps", WE SURVIVED! So here we are, not QUITE …
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