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TGIF From a Kid on His First Mountain Bike Ride

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This video makes me feel confusing thoughts. On one hand, it makes my ovaries squeal "maaaaake baaaaaaabieeeeees" at an alarming volume. On the other hand, it makes me cringe because OH MY GOD THAT CHILD IS GOING TO BREAK AN ARM. And on the THIRD hand (don't ask where it is, it was a birth …
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The Mistake

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Oh look, it's Monday again. It's like every Friday I someone expect some sort of Groundhog Day thing to happen so we can all be stuck in Saturday for like, a month and half. How great would that be? Also your back account goes back to how it was Saturday morning, and you get to …
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Shit Girls Say: Episode 4

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I want to hate the people behind "Shit Girls Say" so bad. They spawned a whole series of just terrible, terrible YouTube videos that flooded the whole goddamn internet. You couldn't click more than two links before stumbling across some amateur attempt at "Shit Hipsters Say" or "Shit Fat Girls Who Think They're Hot Say" …
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Drunk Bears Fan Stripper Pole Fail

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The problem with blog titles is that they are so tied to SEO, or ranking high on Google, that they often come out wordy and confusing and generally a mess. Because it's very important for the blog to make a decent appearance on Google results, we are left with "Drunk Bears Fan Stripper Pole Fail," …
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Happy Monday from a Grandma Dancing Like Usher

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I don't know how to feel about this video. On one hand it's delightfully cute and adorable and I love that this grandma was taught the dance moves to Usher's 1997 hit "You Make Me Wanna." I love that she is totally down for whatever, and seems like she's the grandma that would take a …
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My Little Pony - the Ginuwine Parody

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Like the moon landing or 9/11, we all remember where we were when the hit single Pony, by Ginuwine, hit the airwaves. Boys got boners, girls blushed in confusion, and mothers and fathers around the world gasped and said things like "America's goin' down the gol durn tube!" Although the song slowly lost momentum, and …
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Its My Life Whatever I Wanna Do

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A lot of people are poking fun at this music video today, saying it's silly and totally-Bollywood and the auto-tune is overdone even in this post-Kesha world. However, on this Tuesday morning, sometimes you just need a little inspiration, and Vennu Mallesh's hit single, "It's My Life Whatever I Wanna Do," is just that. Vannu …
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Wake Up With Some Big Shake Sports Drink!

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Good morning, everyone! How was your weekend? Exciting? Awesome? Chill? Relaxed? Busy? Adventurous? Sexy? Well, I hope it was a combination of a whole bunch of those, but guess what, we're back to the work week, and boy is it going to be a good one! We're going to bring you an OFFICIAL OBC DATING …
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Ultimate Trampoline Fails Compilation, 2012

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PHEW. Hi. Don't worry, I didn't get hit by a train yesterday, and am not writing this from beyond the grave. You may be thinking, "well then what happened? One minute we were talkin' sperm counts and having a grand ol' time and then POOF, you were gone!" And to that I will give you …
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Ghost Tits

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Unlike the horrible film it parodies, I would totally see this movie. Olivia Munn in all her glorious sexiness combined with the supreme cameo of William Daniels (aka Mr. Feeny, teacher of grades 2 to 12) make Ghost Tits a movie that I am REALLY BUMMED doesn't exist. Then again, imagining Olivia Munn's boobs disappearing …
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The Big Butt Super Cut

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Super cuts of movies and big ol' booties - is there anything more in the world we need? Sure, we've seen super cuts of fake orgasming, and yes, that was good for a (very NSFW) giggle - but this new one from YouTuber "DonDraperSaysWhat" may be my new favorite. It takes the world's most well …
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Two Minutes of People Walking Into Things

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It's FRIDAY! We made it! Sweet joy from above! And in case you haven't yet cracked a smile this beautiful August morning, (how could you not have after watching Feck f*ck it up??) here's a little tidbit of fun to get you up and at 'em. TGIF, WARRIORS!
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French Commercial Makes Monday Worth Living

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We've seen some hilarious condom ads in the last few years, haven't we? From the balloon animal sex commercial, to the delaying effect condom ad, the Father's Day ad and this banned gem (all from Durex, King of Condom Ads), America has gotten their share of some gut-busting prophylactic commercials, that's for sure. But this …
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Twilight Fan Has Some Words For Kristen Stewart

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Yesterday was a dramatic day for fans of the teen vampire book/movie series, Twilight. Despite their belief that their favorite on and off-screen lovers, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, were MADE FOR EACH OTHER <3<3<3, they were rudely awakened to reality when reports (with photographic evidence) surfaced that Kristen had cheated on Rob with her …
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Husband Pranks Wife in Spectacular Fashion

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We at OBC aren't big on marriage. Sure, many of our members have found love and have decided to join themselves in "holy matrimony," but for the most part, we think it's just a legality that generally turns into couples hating each other and both suffering mentally, emotionally, and often monetarily in the end. However, …
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Which is More Awesome?

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Some days just start out better than others. Maybe it's because you remembered to set up your coffee maker the night before so you woke up to the smell of Starbucks. Or maybe it's because you didn't eat pancakes for dinner (for once) so you woke up feeling spry! Or maybe it's because you got …
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