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Sarah Silverman Has a Proposal For Sheldon Adelson

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Booty Call University is, by no means whatsoever, a political blog. I would consider it more along the lines of a "comedy" blog, or a "pop culture" blog, or a "you thought you wouldn't vomit today but you were WRONG" blog. However, the upcoming election is one political event that shouldn't be ignored by anyone, …
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SOTS Thursday

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Since we all know that the Song of the Week is without a doubt Frank Ocean's heartbreaking ballad, "Bad Religion," I realized that when it came to the #SOTS Thursday post, I might as well make it something silly, and fun, to lift spirits and give everyone a morning burst of OKOKOKOK I'm lying. I …
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Obama Has 99 Problems But Mitt Ain't One

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No matter your politics, I think we're all pretty aware of the fact that Barack Obama is one smooth dude. Even if you disagree with Obamacare (you shouldn't) or don't support gay marriage (you should), when the President of the United States does something as panty-dropping as singing an Al Green song mid-speech, you GOTTA …
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Happy Monday From Krispy Kreme

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And you thought today was going to be a tough day? THINK AGAIN! Krispy Kreme, the genius behind this sniffly masterpiece, is back again with a much fancier (and mysterious) jam. I think today is going to be juuuuust fine.
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Which is More Awesome? Drunk Guy vs Weather Man

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Fourth of July is one of those holidays that inevitably leads me to think I need a little "detox." Less beer, definitelyless hot dogs, and less time spent at parties hovering around the chip bowl so they're always within arms reach. Therefore, this weekend I ask you to join me in a full body and …
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Happy Fourth of July From OBC!

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Right now, the OBC team is probably skipping breakfast to make room for a thousand hot dogs, pulling on a bathing suit with a little extra breathing room (because hot dogs), and preparing for a day of America-worthy gluttony and beer consumption. What are you doing? WHY ARE YOU READING THE BLOG? GO CELEBRATE! Here. …
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Subway Stair From Hell

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It's Friday! F-f-f-f-FRIDAY! The weekend is just minutes (okay, hours) away from us, my friends! And what jump starts a Friday like watching multiple people trip over stairs? UM, NOTHING, DOY. So, what luck we have this morning as this vid popped up on my news feed. Filmmaker Dean Peterson's "New York City Subway Stairs" …
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Chinese News Mistake Sex Toy For Mushroom

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My internet cynicism may be off the charts right now, assuming that this is all a big joke where we're supposed to think, "oh those silly, naive Chinese people, don't even know what a Fleshlight or Pocket Pu**y is. What a sad, poor, dumb life they lead." I have a feeling the creators of this …
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Soccer Fan Has Moves Like Jagger

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Sure I think soccer is a boring, incomprehensible sport filled with athletic dudes who act like big ol' sissies. And yeah, okay, I think Maroon 5 is one of the worst things to happen to music since the invention of dubstep. This is all true. HOWEVER, that doesn't stop me from thinking this video of …
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Jack McBrayer and Triumph Visit the Weiner Circle

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SPEAKING OF CHICAGO, I apparently made a huge faux pas on my vacation by not visiting a local legend called The Weiner Circle, a hot dog stand that is infamously rude. Like, scary rude. Like, I'm not sure a hot dog is worth that kind of humiliation rude. Conan O'Brien (who was in Chicago at …
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Serious or Troll? Max Harris Single - High

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Just as I felt with Krispy Kreme's awesome, dippy-nose filled single, "The Baddest," and the creepy Justin Bieber fan video, I'm assuming this is fake. I just don't know how a young person is this age of cyber-bullying would seriously film this and put it on the internet, knowing that they would likely be ridiculed …
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It's Friday!

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As the Spring slowly turns to summer, I have become convinced that this year has some of the longest days of all time. I took my pup on a walk last night at 9pm, and there was STILL a bit of light on the horizon. That's weird, right? I mean, I know summer days are …
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The Weirdest Video of the Day

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If this is a parody, then A+, boys. You have successfully made fun of every boy band ever and I love it and it's amazing. If you're serious, though, and I kind of think they're serious, then HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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David Attenborough Narrates Sex Between a Turtle and a Shoe

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When you woke up this morning, probably still full from that 24 oz Porterhouse you ate at 8pm yesterday because America, was your first thought, "man, I sure wish I could start the day watching a British television show clip wherein a legendary nature show narrator lends his voice to a video of a small …
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Condom Music

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Every morning, I wake up to read the many Tweets about the late-night OBC commercials. Generally, they're some variation of "what has the world come to," "SMH," or "one way ticket to STD town!" It's always a pleasure to scoff back at them that we actually have our own OBC brand condoms, and that by …
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Anchorman 2 Trailer

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The movie that spawned a thousand drunken catchphrases, from "LOOK HOW GOOD I LOOK" to "you are a gentleman and a scholar," to "my apartment smells of rich mahogany" is coming back at us in sequel form, and OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT. I don't know about you, but Anchorman (along with several other …
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Which is More Embarrassing?

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We've had many debates here at BCU, deciding what is more awesome, what is more awful, and sometimes even which bath-salts-ingesting criminal is more psychotic. It was only a matter of time before we got to a little skin-crawling, cringe-worthy edition of "Which is More Embarrassing," and today is that day! First off, we have …
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This Girl Should Have Listened

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Over here on the left coast, many college students are about to get out for summer. Some are graduating which means they'll be pushed out of the nest and left to fend for themselves in the big scary world. Obviously, the best way to celebrate this newfound independence is to spend this weekend just getting …
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The 100th Digital Short Wishes You a Happy Monday!

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Will Ferrell hosted SNL this weekend, and it was, in a word - disappointing. I suppose that could be said for a large percentage of the recent episodes, but my New Years Resolution was to be more positive*, so let's be SUPER excited and POSITIVE and SLIGHTLY ENTERTAINED by the one sketch that made me …
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