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I Got My Tight Pants On - Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell Duet

Legacy embedded media Ah yes, this is more like it. Move over, soul-crushing rage, Friday is a day for Will Ferrell in skin-tight white jeans if you ask me! In this clip from last night's episode of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, our favorite cow-beller dons a hilarious wig and definitely-too-snug outfit to serenade us …
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SNL Parodies New Jersey Tan Mom

What's up, amigos? How was your Cinco De Mayo? Did you go to any fiestas or get muy borracho (don't be intimidated by my fluent Español, I took 4 years in high school so I'm pretty skilled)? Welp, it's back to the grindstone this week, so let's get a few giggles into that tequila-scented mouth …
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Dubstep Fake Orgasm Movie Mashup

Living in a post-DJ Earworm world, mashups are really no surprise anymore. Living in a post-Skrillex world, dubstep is about as popular and common as any rock or pop song. And living in a post-2011 movie, we now are all familiar with the strangely addicting movie "supercut". BUT ALL THREE? COMBINED? FEATURING WOMEN IN CLASSIC …
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This is 40 Trailer

We all remember where we were when the infamous birth shot occurred in Judd Apatow's 2007 hit comedy, Knocked Up. I was in a 7:40 showing of the movie at a theater in San Diego with a bunch of friends, and we'd just left happy hour at California Pizza Kitchen. I was a little buzzed. …
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Woman Covers The Black Keys ON SOME SPOONS.

I remember learning how to play the spoons in kindergarten (dear god, what is this, Nostalgiaday?) from a lady who traveled to different schools in the city and, well... showed kids how to learn the spoons. Even at 5 years old, I remember thinking, "there is NO WAY this woman has made a career out …
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3 Second Rule - The Worst Song of All Time

It's early. I'm sorry that I have to rape your ears like this when your hair's all rumpled and you still have your glasses on and your mouth smells like a basement and you haven't even had your coffee yet. But this video was thrown in my face this weekend and I had to share …
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LOL Video of the Week

It's halfway through Friday, and although some might say they have that "2 o'clock" feeling, I'd say that I have that "so tired it feels like I'm being chased by terrifying starved chickens that wouldn't think twice before they mauled off my face and fed it to their babies" feeling. In other words, I feel …
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3 Minutes of Reporter Fails

Speaking of things that should appeal to ANYONE, and not just someone under the influence of marijuana, here is a 3-minute video of ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER: local news reporters totally botching their lines. You've probably noticed that I have a "thing" for watching reporters awkwardly butcher their segments (see also: this, this, …
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Sorry About This

I'm sorry that I'm showing you this video about safe sex for seniors, but what I'm NOT SORRY FOR is the fact that I'm not actually writing this post right now, I'm actually in a desert wonderland partying and watching awesome bands WHOOPSIE. However, never fear. I'll be sure to tell you all about it …
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Sweet Brown Doesn't Have Time For Bronchitis

Oh man, what a sad day for Antoine "Hide You Kids" Dodson... he's about to be dethroned as the internet's most beloved interviewee. Like Dodson, our new heroin Sweet Brown is concerned, theatrical, and bandana-d. Although the subject of this news story isn't a rapist, it is an apartment fire and a time-consuming case of …
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Terrifying Easter Surprise

I know I speak for all of us when I say thank GOD no one did this me as a child. On the other hand, as an adult I can openly and honestly say HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
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Almost Pizza

Alright LOOK. I'm not proud of it, but sometimes I go to the frozen section of the grocery store and I purchase, for consumption, frozen pizzas. I KNOW, I KNOW. It's disgusting. The idea that a product that is made of bread and meat and vegetables could be frozen for weeks or months and then …
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Which is More Awesome: COOL SPORTS MOVE EDITION

Fun fact about me: I was a gymnast for ten years! Funnier fact about me: I was pretty bad, although I DID win the floor exercise for my age group at Nationals one year. Needless to say, now that my daily life consists of sitting in front of a computer and worrying about carpal tunnel …
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It's Friday!

Sometimes, you're just having a bad day. A bad WEEK, even. You're tired and grumpy and nothing tastes good and you just want to pull the covers over your head because the sun is too bright and sleep for a year or two. BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S FRIDAY, and you find a …
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The Dictator Trailer

I know that our generation is a bunch of people who, for some reason, really enjoy feeling uncomfortable and awkward and squirmy when they are watching TV and movies. That's how The Office got so popular, and how this was a viral phenomenon, and how a movie like Borat could be a smash at the …
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Road Trip Sing Along

Everyone always pretends like road trips are awesome, but let it be known: THEY ARE NOT AWESOME. Sure, they start awesome, with everyone yelling "ROAD TRIIIIIIP!" over and over again, and laughing and sharing snacks and talking about different stops to make. But then about 2 hours into the drive, when you realize your buddy …
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Wasted Girl Tries to Hook Up With a Tree

As a music lover who is just days away from heading out to the desert for the 3-day sh*t show that is the Coachella Valley Music Festival, I have to admit I feel for this girl at Ultra Music Fest. She's probably out of her mind on several types of drugs and alcohol, has lost …
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Sleepy Skiing Baby is a Metaphor for Wednesday

It's only WEDNESDAY? It feels like Friday, December 31st, 2099! That's how long this week feels for me, anyone else in the same boat? Sometimes, I guess, you need work weeks that feel like centuries because it makes you appreciate your weekends more, instead of staying under a blanket eating a block of cheese and …
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OK Gopid

In general, I'm a big fan of the dating site OKCupid.com. They, like us, take a light-hearted approach to online dating, and their fantastic blog uses statistical analysis of their massive member base to help people understand what single people are REALLY looking for in their dating lives. However, I still have to laugh at …
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