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Leap Year Marriage Proposal

Some people are calling fake on this video, which shows a pretty young woman getting ready, walking through a crowd of people at a party, finding a young man who she has apparently been "dating" for two weeks (can you call it dating if it's been less than a month really?), and proposing to him …
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Terrified Man on a Mono Bobsled

I want so badly to feel bad for this guy. He looks so scared, from the second he prepares to go, and for the entirety of the experience, all the way to the end, when he makes a face that screams, "I just sh*t my pants and I don't even care if you know it." …
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Will Ferrell Doing an Interview Entirely in Spanish

Here's a fun fact about me - I hail from the land of Puerto Rico! You can tell this fact about me because I have brown hair and thick eyebrows and an affinity for high top Nike tennis shoes. Whenever people find out this fact about me, though, they instantly ask if I speak Spanish, …
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Guinness' St. Patrick's Day Ad

This weekend is St. Patrick's Day. Yep, you heard right - the quintessential day of drunk is falling on a weekend day this year, for the first time in years. Meaning, for those of us in who occasionally cocktail waitress for parties - you all are going to ruin my weekend. Sure, every year there …
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Dog Party

What's that? You want to start the day with a vaguely terrifying video about a bunch of dogs having a party because it's the second day of Daylight Savings and you spent the FIRST day of DST partying your face off for the entire day and now you feel terrible, like maybe the worst you've …
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Happy Birthday!

It's not my birthday, but I thought my twenty-don'tworryaboutit might have come early when I heard that conservative "journalist" and certified evil-a**hole Andrew Breitbart passed away of natural causes this morning at 43. I am not one to celebrate the death of any human being, but I am relieved to know that no one will …
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Zay Zay the 5 Year Old Comedian

SURE, he's definitely just reciting lines that his parents are feeding him, and YES, a majority of the jokes do play off racial stereotypes in a way that might not be the most politically correct, and okay FINE, some of the things he is saying sound a TEENSY TINY BIT ABUSIVE, but HEY - this …
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Movie: The Movie

I've long given up on the Academy Awards, what about you? I mean, I generally use the nominations as a short list of movies I should go see in the coming year (and by "go see" I mean Netflix months after they come out on DVD), but other than that, I've come to the conclusion …
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The Flip Side

This gender-role-reversal video is pretty accurate, we'd say, especially the awkward "Mother Hen" friend who always tries to get their friends to leave when they aren't getting hit on. Now if only chicks were ballsy enough to really be like that after a hook up. Sigh... someday...
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Funny Canadian Local News Moment

You know how much I love awkward news moments. This, this, and THIS, are just a few of the videos that make me giggle uncontrollably like a kid who just heard a fart in class. So when this vid hit the internet from our neighbors to the north, I couldn't help but share it. I …
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Monday Pump Up!

How was your weekend, everyone? Awesome? Did you hit the clubs? Meet a hot new booty call? Watch some football or basketball or soccer (haha, weirdo)? Well, whatever you did, stop thinking about it. IT'S OVER. STOP LIVING IN THE PAST. Plus, you need to start working out, and I have JUST the plan for …
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HeeHeeHooHoo

All I'm saying is, if by some strange accident I end up having a child, I hope he's greeted into the world with a song like this! Accompanied by the sound of the heart monitor machine, this dad busts out a hit that rivals Jay-Z's song glory. Well, maybe not quite. Heart Murmur... Contraction... Have …
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IT'S FRIDAY!

What will YOU be getting into tonight? Hitting the town? Hosting a party? Making a b-o-o-t-y call? Or just staying home in your sweatpants and eating mac 'n cheese straight out of the pot? Hint: don't say that last one.
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