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Happy Thanksgiving From OBC and Larry David

We at OBC are packing up for the long holiday weekend, but wanted to stop by and wish you and your loved ones a fantastic Thanksgiving. This weekend, be sure to give thanks for everything you have: friends, family, a home, a computer that keeps breaking and the store says your warranty doesn't cover battery …
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Spec Commercial For Durex is Just the Best

I always hate when I see something awesome and then it turns out it's not even real. Like with concept cars and clocks that looks super awesome but turn out to not actually exist even though you WANT ONE SO BAD. So after watching this fantastic Durex ad and finding out it was just a …
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Hometown Tourism Ad

Thanksgiving is officially 3 days away, and if you're anything like me you're prepping both your body AND your soul, by consuming meals double your normal intake to stretch your stomach and pointing out all your flaws in the mirror so you'll be prepared for when your mother has her third glass of wine. The …
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Which is More Awesome? Drunk Escalator Vs Kid Lip Dub

In life, we're usually faced with boring, annoying, or sad decisions. Like, "Cheerios or Chex?" or "silence in the car or Linkin Park?" or "do I put my dog down or pay the $4,000 for a surgery that will probably only keep him alive a couple more years?" (answers: Cheerios, silence, $4,000 on your credit …
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Happy Veteran's Day From OBC!

Today is Veteran's Day, the wonderful US holiday that reminds us all to give thanks for the men and women who have risked their lived to protect our country and the lives of people around the world. We at OBC will be celebrating by adding some Bailey's to our coffee and eating flag-colored pancakes for …
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GUSTAVO ALMADOVAR

Sometdays you find something bright and early in the morning and it is just so perfect, so exquisite, so magnificently awkward that your cringe-filled giggles are more of a pick-me-up than any coffee could ever be. The sun is brighter, the air is crisper, and you feel refreshed, ready to take on any day that …
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Was Diane Sawyer Drunk Last Night?

Embedded media Diane Sawyer -- Drunk, Tired Or Flustered? - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe Because Brian Williams is my future husband and lover For no particular reason, my Quadrennial Drink Wine and Talk Politics Even Though You Just Read Your Election Handbook While Driving to the Polls This Morning Party stayed firmly attentive …
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Louis CK on SNL: Basically an Ad For OBC

Louis CK hosted SNL this week, and as everyone expected, it was the best of the season so far. Despite the disaster of Hurricane Sandy this past week, the cast brought out the big guns, performing some hilarious sketches (especially the "Lincoln" sketch, which was probably the best thing we will see all year) and …
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I Know How You Feel, Little Girl

Here we are, at the final stretch before election day, and things are getting dirtier and meaner and more repulsive by the day, especially following Hurricane Sandy. Some say Mitt Romney intentionally remained in Ohio to assist relief efforts instead of going to the most impacted areas because New York isn't an "election battleground." Obama …
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Stephen Colbert Makes Donald Trump An Offer

This week, walking cotton candy machine Donald Trump started spouting that he "HAD SOMETHING REALLY BIG" to reveal about Barack Obama. Something "HUGE" that could potentially change the outcome of the election. Something that Fox News would "cover in big fashion." You know what, I don't need to describe this any further... I think Stephen …
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Sad Mouse

Happy Monday! Again. It's kind of weird how we do this every week, right? Like, every day we get older but our man-made conception of time is cyclical? Every Monday I say, happy Monday! the same way, but every Monday we are not the same! We're a whole week different! There should be at least …
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Good Morning From a German Guy With a Bad Idea

Actually, let me rephrase that. Good Morning from a German Guy With a Bad Fantastic Idea, Not For His Tailbone But For All of Us to Point and Laugh From the Comfort of Our Own Homes. I will be playing this video on loop all day. Nothing makes me smile like injured people being ridiculed …
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Just a Glorious Penis News Gaffe To End the Day

Before we send you off into the wild blue yonder of Tuesday evening, here's a juicy little video of one of my favorite things in the world: SEXUAL NEWS GAFFES. As you may recall from my enjoyment of this, this, this, and this, you'll understand why a weather man making a boner motion without realizing …
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A Game of 'Who's Dumber'?

In case this morning's ridiculous recap of Felix Baumgartner's 128,000 ft Red Bull jump wasn't enough to get your blood pressure up, here are two instructional videos showing what to if living just isn't really your thing. First, we have this lovely clip, where a couple guys decide to try out a new base jumping …
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SNL Pokes Fun at iPhone 5 Complaints

Morning, buds! How are you all feeling on this bright and shiny Monday morning? Delightful? Ready to start the week? Kind of bummed that you opted to watch a Designing Women marathon on Saturday night instead of go out with your friends? It's okay, you have another week to try again. And another one after …
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This Woman is Voting For Mitt Romney

Last night was the Vice Presidential debate between current VPOTUS "Papa" Joe Biden and republican VP nominee Paul Ryan. Unlike the Mitt Romney/President Obama debate (which was generally considered to be "won" by Mitt Romney), this debate was, by many, thought to be dominated by the democratic nominee. Joe's drunk-uncle-who-is-actually-pretty-smart-but-kind-of-a-dick method of debating beat out …
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Kathie Lee Gifford Dropped a Puppy on Its Head

Legacy embedded mediaVisit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Perfect lunchtime treat - a grown woman who drinks wine at 10 am, dropping an innocent puppy on it's f***ing head. Classic Kathy Lee. Although it does raise the question, how awful do you have to be for a puppy to …
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Male Vs Female Advertising

In general, I'm not a fan of British humor. It just feels forced to me, and no matter how much the IT folk at OBC try to convince me that The IT Crowd is a good show, I'm JUST NOT BUYING IT. However, in this BBC video parodying the difference between male and female-aimed advertising, …
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