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Naked People Getting Tased

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*** Note: for this week's Hump Day Hottie, we couldn't find anything more daring and sexy than Amber Rose. For your daily dose of hot, refer to Monday's post. We'll return to our regularly scheduled hottie next week.*** One time in high school my friend's mom gave him a taser because we lived in kind …
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Monday Morning LOL

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Summer is creeping up on us Southwesterners a little faster than we normally see this year - temps were in the high 70s at the beach on June 1st, when usually we're used to "May Grey" and "June Gloom," two hazy, chilly months before true summer kicks in around the Fourth of July. Because of …
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Danish Voting Cartoon Rife With Sex and Violence - NSFW

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Well, San Diego is on fire again, so we're spending the day keeping our fingers crossed that the brave firefighters in our city can take down the NINE WILDFIRES that sprung up yesterday, charring over 9,000 acres and forcing over 20,000 people form their homes. Please keep our normally calm and laid back city in …
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Dongs All Over the World

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Anna Kendrick hosted SNL and it was basically just a chance to show off Anna Kendrick's singing chops (did you know she almost won Tony at age 12? I didn't). It was alright, teetering between chuckle-worthy and terribly unfunny. This final sketch music-video of the night, called Dongs All Over the World, was proooobably more …
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Red Band Trailer for Sex Tape is Here

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I love Jason Segal (I even love him in his sappy, crying-during-sex scenes of Forgetting Sarah Marshall), so when I heard he was teaming up with Cameron Diaz for a flick about a couple who accidentally share their sex tape with everyone they know, I was excited! Now that the red band trailer is out, …
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The Twerking Thief of Brooklyn

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It's December 13th*, have you done YOUR holiday shopping yet? If you're like me, you're giving thanks for your Amazon Prime subscription 'cause you're gonna be buying ERR-THING on December 21st and hoping it all plops on your porch in time for you to hastily shove it into a Macy's bag stuffed with old Penny …
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Kimye on SNL

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Alright, so Kim Kardashian and her baby daddy didn't ACTUALLY host SNL, but Nasim Pedrad and Jay Pharoah's impressions were just about as spot on as you can get. Unfortunately the comedy got a little limp once the addition of Lady Gaga's "Genius Bar employee" came into play, but still - totally worth it. Keep …
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The Best Price is Right Reaction Ever

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For some of us (a lot of us), this new age of technology and instant gratification makes it extra difficult to feel genuine excitement about things. I mean, it takes less than 24 hours for my Amazon purchases to get to my house. I can watch an entire season of a great TV show, without …
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Guy Fieri Got in a Slap Fight With His Hairdresser

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Is it just me or is it the slowest week ever?! Maybe it's because it's getting colder? Maybe it's because it's my birthday this weekend (no big) (huge big) (wish me a happy birthday in the comments plz)? I don't know, all I know is I woke up this morning in a BUMMER mood. AND …
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That Awkward Moment When You See Zac Efron's Butt at 8 AM - NSFW

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Sometimes you wake up to the cozy smell of coffee brewing from the kitchen. Sometimes, you arise to the smell of your date showering in your bathroom (go join them!) Sometimes you wake up with the stale taste of booze in your mouth and the knowledge that you'll be spending the day in the fetal …
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WHOA WHOA WHOA

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It's Tuesday after a long weekend, which means we're having a hard time getting into the groove of the work week. It's like when you stand up after sitting on your foot for too long while filming a basketball game and try and walk and looks like a drunk giraffe. Happy Tuesday!
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Start Your Tuesday With People Getting the SH*T Scared Out of Them

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I hate scary movies. I hate haunted houses. I hate anything that purposefully scares you for "fun". What is "fun" about inducing nightmares or thinking you might be murdered by an axe-wielding maniac? Yeah, NOTHIN'. But what IS fun is watching OTHER people get the ever-living piss scared out of them, especially when they aren't …
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SNL Parodies Miley's We Can't Stop

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A twerking Michelle Bachmann, a very tanned and dolled up John Boehner, and congressmen burning money. No matter your politics, you gotta give it to SNL and their spot-on Shutdown parody of Miley's "We Can't Stop." Aside from that, Miley's hosting job at Saturday Night Live was pretty boring. No trainwrecks 'round here (boo). Embedded …
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It's Friday So Time to Phone it In

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Whew - what a week. Here in San Diego we felt the first chilly pangs of fall, making it tougher and tougher to pull ourselves out from under the blankets every day. But, we put our heads down and powered through the workweek, and look! WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY! But ugh, there is still …
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A Perfect Gag Reel To Wake You Up

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If you ever need a pick me up, head over to YouTube for a few minutes and search for a Gag reel from your favorite TV show or movie. It is GUARANTEED to put you in a good mood. For example, some of my favorites are the early seasons of The Office, It's Always Sunny …
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What Was Your Favorite Skit on SNL This Weekend?

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SNL started its 39th season this weekend, and although people 'round the internet are saying it was "blah" and "boring" and "too white" (that one might be a little true) and "bad, SNL hasn't been good since 1990," we thought there were some FANTASTIC moments. And since next week is being hosted by Miley Walking-Advertisement-For-Keeping-Your-Children-Out-Of-Show-Business …
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HOLY CRAP THIS TWO LEGGED DOG IS THE BEST

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At OBC, we don't post many pictures or videos just because they're "cute." There are a MILLION websites on the internet where you can find cute things, whether it be of small children singing songs from the 20s accompanied by their ukelele-wielding fathers or of a baby goat, riding a llama. It's not that we …
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Sorry, Big Freedia, The Twerk Queen is Joan Wind

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Sure, Big F, you set the Guinness Record for most people twerking at one time yesterday. That was cool, I guess. But now you have been overshadowed by Joan Wind, the 73-year-old who was, undoubtedly, the champion of the whole day: Embedded media According to Dlisted, Ms. Wind says she intends to start a twerking …
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This Baboon Knows What He Wants (Boooooooobs)

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It took everything in my being not to title this post, "Baboon? More Like BABOOB!" so, you're welcome for not doing that. The creationism/evolution debate is one that is hard to get into. If you're science-minded, you probably see Creationist as backwards, close-minded hicks, and if you've got strong Christian faith, you likely see Evolutionists …
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This Is a Great (But NSFW) News Anchor Fail

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How much do I love local news anchor fails? Let me count the ways: one, two, three, four, five, six, a THOUSAND WAYS. Usually, though, the slip ups are pretty tame. I mean, someone said "boner," and I laughed my ass off. That Canadian lady didn't realize she was simulating a blow job on air. …
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