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Hot or Horrifying? Lady Gaga's Bondage Photoshoot

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It takes a lot to shock the iGeneration (that's what I'm calling all of us 20-somethings who grew up with Netscape and watched it morph into iPad-compatible hardcore porn). We're not easily disturbed, and actually are on a constant hunt to see something MORE strange, MORE disturbing, MORE brain-frying. Like, say, THIS.So the never-before-seen photos …
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Jim Carrey is in Love With Emma Stone

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This is creepy and gross and I am not sure if it is a joke but I surely HOPE IT IS A JOKE because Jim Carrey is a comedian but he is ALSO ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD and Emma Stone is barely 23 and this is gross. Also, can we discuss how much he bears …
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Will Smith and Jada Split

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Good god, it's like an epidemic this year! What with these two and these guys and this couple and them, something in the water in 2011 is causing celebrity couples to hate each other (I blame global warming). And now divorce has come and wreaked havoc upon what the world thought was the most perfect …
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Kim Kardashian Got Married

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In a war against establishment and big business and our media-soaked society, I gave up my cable earlier this summer (note: I did it because I was broke). It was tough, I'll admit. And every time I heard someone mention a hilarious Jersey Shore stupidity or some new episode of "Toddlers and Tiaras" that was …
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Abercrombie and Fitch Will Pay The Situation Not to Wear Their Clothes

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Prepare for a hilarious EFF-YOU to a guy who makes all other shirtless douche bags look like pleasant do-gooders: according to E! News, clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch claims they are willing to pay Jersey Shore star Mike "TheSituation" Sorrentino to not wear their clothes. It's like a sponsorship, except OPPOSITE.According to the report:We are …
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Poll: How Old Is Courtney Stodden?

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If you don't recall, the world recoiled in disgust last month when Lost actor Doug Hutchison revealed he had married a 16-year-old aspiring "country music star," Courtney Stodden However, as time passed, we realized that not only is his teen-bride completely BATSH*T crazy, but definitely does not appear to be 16 at all. My suspicions …
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Real Housewife's Husband Commits Suicide

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On a very un-BCU serious note, death of a loved one is a horrible thing. It's shocking and painful in a way that no other experience can remotely TOUCH, and to imagine a person purposefully killing themselves is completely unbearable. So when I write this post, keep in mind that this blog is a comedy …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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As you read this I am on a jet plane (that, by the way, is NOT showing a movie about orgasms, DUMB) to San Francisco for Outside Lands, a music fest that you will hear all about on Monday. But for now my friends, here is your weekly celeb dose, cause your favorite blogger is …
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Lindsay Lohan Buying Drugs Caught on Video

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Oh, Lindsey. What are we going to do with you now? According to notoriously accurate gossip site x17, witnesses shot a video that seems to show Lindsey and a friend in Venice Beach, CA, buying drugs in front of a bar in the middle of the day. The video, which can be seen at the …
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This is Shaq's Girlfriend

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Looking like what can only be described as "defying nature," Shaq stepped out recently with his ladyfriend, Nicole Alexander, who is nearly 2 feet shorter than him. At seven foot one, he towers over her 5'2 frame. If Alexander looks familiar to you, be ashamed, you probably spotted her while watching "The Flavor of Love" …
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Rihanna On Top of a 60-Year-Old Man

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Rihanna has been visiting her home country of Barbados for the past few weeks for its yearly festival, and has been partying just about every moment of every day. MY KINDA LADY. However, she may have taken her free-spirited party attitude a bit far a couple nights ago when she brought an old man on …
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Big Boi Arrested For Drug Possession

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And you thought YOUR Monday was bad - According to bumpshack.com, Big Boi (aka Antwon Patton) was arrested yesterday afternoon after exiting a cruise, when drug dogs and customs officials realized the rapper was carrying ecstasy pills, MDMA powder, and unprescribed Viagra pills on his person. The Miami-Dade County Corrections Department charged Big Boi with …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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Katy Perry's hair color choice is national news. In less important news, some kids don't have food. [JustJared]Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst, but magazines love her. Quite the conundrum [Dlisted]There is an ethnic model with a sex-tape scandal on America's Next Top Model. I smell RATINGS! [Gawker]Samantha Ronson's DUI mug shot is exactly what you …
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Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Special Will Be Four Hours Long

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I am so angry. SO ANGRY. I am so angry that I don't even know who to direct my anger at. Should I be angry at the Kardashians for being so self-centered and arrogant that they think they are worthy of a TWO-part, FOUR-hour special about their wedding? Should I be angry at the multitudes …
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Hugh Hefner Planking

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I feel like this is not funny. This is like when you were 10 and your mom told you to MAKE SURE you bring your rollerblades in the house when you're done with them because this isn't the greatest neighborhood, Nicole, and someone might steal them, but one day you forget and she sees them …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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Here's a list of the most shocking celeb splits of the summer thus far. I think I have a much different definition of "shocking." [Celebuzz]Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton are friends again, which means Paris must REALLY miss fame. [TheSuperficial]Meatloaf is old. [Dlisted]Patricia Clarkson will play Tammy One in the new Parks and Rec season, …
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Enrique Iglesias Says He Has a Small Penis

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In "oh god no why'd you ruin my dreams" News, The Superficial is reporting that during a concert in Sydney, Australia, Enrique Iglesias spilled some information that may ruin his sex appeal for millions of women around the world. He apparently brought a bunch of guys on stage for a, um, inspirational story time? I …
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Pacman Jones Uses Twitter For a Booty Call

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You're looking for a booty call on TWITTER, PACMAN JONES? TWITTER?!?!?!? You do realize that just clicks away there is a website dedicated to finding you the hottest singles in the nation, all looking for fun times without the commitment, down to party and hookup, and you can communicate with privacy instead of on the …
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SPLITSVILLE

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This week has seen two very similar celebrity breakups, between footballer Jay Cutler and his reality-star lady Kristin Cavallari, and notorious philanderer Jesse James and his tattooed vixen Kat Von D. Why are they so similar? They happened BEFORE the wedding! Earlier this week, rumors swirled that Jay Cutler and his fiancee, who had just …
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Adrienne Curry Got Kicked Out of Comic-Con

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This was a sad weekend. Right on the heels of the devastating Norway massacre, we were saddened by news that British singer Amy Winehouse was found dead in her apartment at the age of 27. As horribly sad as it is to see a young woman end up dead for unnecessary reasons, it is also …
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