Celebrities

Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU May 29, 2011

This is the second Memorial Day weekend in a row where San Diego has dropped to sub-Artic temperatures, so pardon me if I come off a bit abrasive in this post.Charlie Sheen's selling his house to YouPorn.com as part of his "Clean Up My Image Just Kidding Never" tour. [TheSuperficial]Tony Romo got married, does not …

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Justin Bieber's $25,000 Family Guy Necklace

BCU May 27, 2011

Sometimes it's easy to forget that Justin Bieber is a child. Considering he sells out massive concerts all around the world and owns a Range Rover and makes appearances on all the major talk shows, you might forget that most kids his age are still begging their parents for X-Box games. But then something like …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU May 21, 2011

Obviously, the big celeb news of the week is that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split. But let's not forget all the other horrible stuff he's done. [Gawker]People still care when celebrities fly to the other side of the world and do rich people things for a week. WHY IS THIS. [I'mNotObsessed]At least we can …

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Katy Perry's Tour Rider is INSANE.

BCU May 20, 2011

You know how sometimes you hate a celebrity, and then you see their E True Hollywood Story and you're like, okay you're not that bad I guess? That was my situation with Katy Perry. She actually is a pretty talented girl, and the fact that she chooses utterly worthless, terrible songs, and matches them with …

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This is the Mother of Arnold's Love-Child

BCU May 18, 2011

This is a photo of Mildred Baena, the Schwarzenegger house staff member that Arnold had an affair with a decade ago, and with whom he has a teenage son. Now, when celebrities caught in affairs pull the "sex addict" card, I usually scoff and say, YEAH RIGHT, BRO, YOU JUST WANTED TO BONE HOT CHICKS. …

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Arnold Has a Love Child

BCU May 17, 2011

File this under O for OHHHH SNAP - turns out it was much more than some light-hearted groping that caused the split of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver! According to ETOnline, Arnold has released a statement to the LA Times regarding his divorce, claiming that over a decade ago, before he ran for state office, …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU May 14, 2011

Coco can balance a water bottle on her booty. She should be our new mascot. [Jezebel]It was apparently break up week in Celebrity land.[DatePro]Ashton Kutcher is replacing Charlie Sheen and Charlie Sheen is reacting... predictably. [TheSuperficial]The Jersey Shore went to Italy. Sorry, Italy. [Dlisted]Jessica Beal and Bradley Cooper, huh? INTERESTING. [Celebslam]Apparently Britney Spears is "mentally …

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A-List Celeb Sued For Purposefully Spreading Herpes

BCU May 13, 2011

Do you guys really need more than that? I mean that headline kind of speaks for itself, right? No? UGH, FINE.According to TMZ, an unnamed plaintiff is suing an unidentified male celebrity on 6 separate counts ranging from Fraud to Sexual Battery, for knowingly giving them herpes during a wild night in Vegas. According to …

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Ashton Kutcher Replacing Charlie Sheen

BCU May 13, 2011

This could be the straw that breaks the psycho's brain - according to sources at the Hollywood Reporter, No Strings Attached star Ashton Kutcher has "all but signed" a deal casting him as Charlie Sheen's replacement on the hit sitcom, Two and a Half Men. Although reps for Kutcher will not confirm, the source claims …

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Celebrity Look-a-likes!

BCU May 12, 2011

Calm down, okay - I'm not saying that anal-porn star and ex-Charlie Sheen goddess, Bree Olson, looks like Jack Nicholson's terrifying portrayal of the Joker in the 1989 version of Batman. All I'm just saying that they could be identical twins that were separated at birth, that's all.

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Shaneka Adams Has a Sex Tape - NSFW

BCU May 11, 2011

Here's the thing about celebrity sex tapes - they're never really that great. I mean, they're usually super hot people, and yet somehow the video is usually 5 minutes of them doing exactly what they do on the red carpet - trying to look hot. For a celebrity sex tape to be truly successful, you'd …

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Arnold and Maria Split

BCU May 10, 2011

<prepare for unwarranted terrible joke> Well, it looks like maybe he won't be back. < / end terrible joke> All jokes aside, the biggest news to hit the celebrity gossip feeds is that current governor and prior bad-ass-extra-groper Arnold Schwarzenegger and his political princess Maria Shriver have decided to split. According to the LA Times, …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU May 7, 2011

Osama bin Laden is dead and celebs have a lot to Tweet about it! [Buzzfeed] Andy Dick, still living up to his name? NO WAY. [Dlisted] Will Ferrell does us all a favor and cut Conan's beard. It is awesome. [Popeater] You all can go ahead and pull the assassination order - Kid Rock says …

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Cameron Diaz Says Marriage is Dead

BCU May 5, 2011

It is considered a 'fetish' if you find something about a person's ideals sexy? Like, say, if you were SUPER into Sarah Palin's desire to drill for oil. Or... if you were really turned on by Suze Orman's creepy-jacketed investment knowledge? Is that a thing? How about if I am now oddly aroused by both …

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Eva Mendes Says Marriage is Irrelevant

BCU May 2, 2011

With the many arguments we've made against marriage; from the insane cost of divorce to the cases of it making people turn completely batsh** insane (like say, biting off your husbands balls or driving around with your wife on the hood of your car), we would like to think that perhaps we have helped young …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU April 30, 2011

Antoine Dodson got arrested for marijuana possession,disproving my theory that he is the Second Coming of Christ. [Dlisted] Megan Fox might be finally removing that godawful tattoo. Hooray! [Gawker] Flavor Flav cares about sanitary restaurant conditions, which you wouldn't expect based on what he's put his mouth on. [TheSuperficial] Not only is Will.i.am a person …

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Royal Wedding News

BCU April 29, 2011

Just kidding, here's Kate Middleton in a bikini, though. Just remember, you too can be a awkward-looking, shy, balding nerd and marry a bangin' hot broad with a fantastic body. All you have to do is be the F***ING FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND.

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Lil B: "I'm Gay"

BCU April 25, 2011

If there is one statement you'd never expect, it would be "I'm a gay, heterosexual male," but it's officially been said by Lil B. According to Jezebel, the rapper, who has songs called "I'm God" and "I'm Miley Cyrus" released an album titled "I'm Gay," which has sparked quite an uproar. When asked if he …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU April 22, 2011

Lindsey Lohan will be in the Gotti movie, although admittedly I don't know who the Gottis are. [TheSuperficial]In celebration of 4/20, Ron Weasley smokes a bong. People freak out, we think it's hilarious. [Dlisted]Snooki lost weight, the world lost one small drunk oompa-loompa [TheBlemish]Tina Fey called your kid an a**hole [EvilBeetGossip]Apparently JWOWW is a sadistic …

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Charlie Sheen Sex Doll

BCU April 21, 2011

I break a lot of promises. Like that I'll call my mom everyday, or that I'll actually go to the gym every day. And I'm about to break my promise that I'd stop reporting anything about Charlie "Trainwreck of the Century" Sheen, because this news is too ridiculous to pass up. I could ignore the …

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