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This is Why Marriage is Dead

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Among other reasons (approximately two to three hundred thousand reasons), this is why marriage is dead:There are three possibilities here:1) Doug Hutchison might be a 51-year-old man who is marrying a 16-year-old girl, which is gross.2) Doug Hutchison might be marrying a 30-year-old woman who is posing as a 16-year-old to drum up publicity, which …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting divorced. CHALK ONE UP FOR OUR TEAM. [JustJared]On that note, JLo was the reason Mary-Louise Parker couldn't see the Royals [Dlisted]Apparently all you have to do to get a celebrity to go on a date with you is serve in the military under practically unlivable conditions while putting …
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R. Kelly's Housed Foreclosed On

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According to Rolling Stone, R&B singer and alleged-minor-rapist (and urinator) R. Kelly may lose his home, as JP Morgan Chase has filed a foreclosure action against his Chicago mansion, claiming he hasn't made a payment since last June.The suit states that the current principal balance on his loan is more than $2.9 million, not including …
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Xzibit Thinks Planking is Racist

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Apparently Xzibit is one of those people who tells their kids not to play "cowboys and indians" because it represents the hardship and displacement of hundred of thousands of Native Americans in the pre-colonial era. And on a sidenote, does Xzibit know what the word "pimp" represents?
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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Tila Tequila is moving to NYC. HA! TAKE THAT, EAST COAST! [TMZ]The Royals have arrived in LA. "Oy, guvna, I'd ratha piss meself than stay in this bloody sh*thole anotha day!" -Them [Dlisted]I don't know who Weston Cage is, but apparently his PREGNANT wife got DRUNK and BEAT HIM UP. Awesome. [TheSuperficial]Gwyneth Paltrow says she's …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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Maria Shriver has officially filed for divorce. And another one bites the dust. [Dlisted]Tara Reid is still lookin' like a class act. In case you had ANY doubts about that. [TheSuperficial]Lindsay Lohan turned 25 today. Or was it 85? I don't remember. [Celebuzz]Amber Rose is the latest in hot celebrity nude pics. These are the …
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Amber Rose Nude Pics Leak

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So are naked pictures the new "design a purse line" move for celebrity women? Because it seems like it's celebrity after celebrity is having pictures of their naughty bits hitting the web. The latest is model and ex of Kanye West Amber Rose, the gorgeous beauty with the shaved head who was most recently tied …
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Shia LeBeouf Is a Huge Tool

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Alright, I admit it. I used to watch Even Stevens on the Disney Channel. I know it's cheesy and I was definitely a few years too old to be watching it at the time, but it was a silly, fun show that came on after school and I didn't have any friends anyway so it …
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Kim Kardashian X-Rays Her Butt

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I know what you're thinking - "FINALLY!" Me too. All I've been saying for the past 6 years is "why won't Kim Kardashian do x-ray her butt so we know that she doesn't have ass implants and then we could all go about our lives as usual again instead of thinking about whether or not …
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Charlie Sheen is Single

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shock (n): Something that jars the mind or emotions as if with a violent unexpected blow.In a sentence: It was a total shock to me when I read that Charlie Sheen AKA The Warlock AKA The Masheen AKA psychotic child star turned freak show tabloid fodder had been dumped by his second and final "goddess," …
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Snooki Launching Line of Pickle Flip Flops

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In what could be the most ill-advised fashion foray since Lee Pipes, footwear company MeyeWorld (uh, who?) have decided to launch a line of flip flop sandals with the help of our generation's most STYLISH pinto bean - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. According to Gawker, "one style of shoe will be pink with a pickle print …
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Chris Brown Sexting Rihanna?

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Oh celebrities, when WILL you learn to stay off Twitter?! According to MediaTakeOut.com, Rihanna and her abusive ex have been in touch, and perhaps in an "intimate" way, because he recently sent and deleted a Tweet that just said "@RIHANNA you got that pic I sent you?" According to MTO, it was immediately taken down, …
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Jackass Star Ryan Dunn is Dead

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If you're my age (an age which is less than a quarter of a century but older than a fifth of one), you probably grew up flinching to the impossibly painful and awkward performances of the Jackass crew on MTV. Before there were pregnant teens and terrible reality shows filling the airwaves, there was a …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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In case you're simmering in "The Saturday Flu," which is what I like to call hangovers, here is something to numb the pain.In wake of the Hugh Hefner break up, one of those two whorey twins has "miraculously" become single. [TheSuperficial]Fresh out of rehab, Amy Winehouse hit the stage. WASTED. [Dlisted]Ryan Reynolds used to masturbate …
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Did Crystal Harris Use Hef to Get a Record Deal?

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Considering the plot of the E! reality show 'Girls Next Door,' you might have been surprised when Hugh Hefner finally decided to get married (for the third time) to 24-year-old Crystal Harris. You were probably less shocked when you found out that she called off the marriage just days before the wedding. She might have …
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Soulja Boy Hates White People

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History has proven that the top 3 ways to kill your career as a performer in America are to a) get fat, b) do a Lifetime movie and c) go on some sort of totally un-PC homophobic/racist/misogynistic/anti-Semetic rant (or if you're Mel Gibson, all four!). Oddly enough, that hasn't stopped celebrities from publicly voicing their …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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With all the politician news in the air the last week, you might have forgotten celebrities still exist. GUESS WHAT! THEY DO!Russell Crowe is taking a vehement stance against ... circumcision? [Videogum]Peter Dinklage and his wife are expecting a baby. A very tiny baby. [TheSuperficial]Tina Fey's response to Tracy Morgan's crazy anti-gay rant makes me …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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Blake Lively nude picture leak is the greatest nude leak since Vanessa Hudgens [MTV]They put Octomom in a bikini for some GODAWFUL reason [TheSuperficial]Kim Kardashian got engaged... on her reality show. SHOCKER [Dlisted]ARod and Cameron Diaz split. There is nothing exciting to add to this. [TheBlemish]
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Chris Brown's New Tattoo

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I mean, really. What was I expecting? A pretty unicorn in front of a rainbow riding a skateboard into heaven? Buddha posing in downward dog proclaiming "Do No Harm"? A kitten and a baby owl cuddling in a bird's nest?No. Now that I really think about it, a skull bursting through a 1995 smiley face …
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Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight Divorce

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You probably know them as America's First Top Model and Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch, AKA Famous People Who Have No Business Still Being Famous, but their real names are Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight, and they are next up in a long line of celebrities getting divorced. According to Hollyscoop, the reality star …
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