Celebrities

Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU April 15, 2011

Fergie's face is looking rather... um... "TAUT" [TheBlemish] Celebs... They're Wasted, JUST LIKE US! [TheSuperficial] Benecio Del Toro knocked up Kimberly Stewart. What have we learned today, children? USE A CONDOM, MAYBE? [Dlisted] Vanessa Hudgens says the internet is "the worst invention ever." Um. Sure? [Starpulse]I feel like something is wrong with Kim Kardashian's butt. …

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Hayden Panettiere Talks Sex

BCU April 13, 2011

It seems like most of the time, the celebrities that start talking about their sex lives are the LAST people on EARTH you'd ever want to picture naked. Like Rosie O'Donnell, or Kathy Griffin (note: I almost just wrote Kathy "Friggin," which is somehow much more hilarious), or Snooki... ugh, I shudder just thinking about …

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Lady Gaga Falls Off Piano

BCU April 12, 2011

I'm torn in my feelings for this video. I mean, on one hand, it's pretty hardcore that after taking a tumble like that she just gets up and acts like nothing happened. I'd have probably laid down there in the fetal position, crying, until someone brought me a band-aid and a lollipop. On the other …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU April 9, 2011

What's the deal with women taking nudey pregnant pics. IT'S GROSS. Is Gwyneth cheating with her Glee costar? [TheSuperficial] This is definitely the winner in the contest of Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber. [DailyMail] Olivia Wilde makes it clear that she and Justin are NOT together [Dlisted] Britney debuted her new video where she …

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New Chris Brown Music Video is… Interesting

BCU April 7, 2011

Sigh.Okay, let's talk about this. The music video below, I think, is proof that Chris Brown is really trying to recreate himself as an artist and a human being, right?... You know, he wants to paint a picture of the man he really is instead of a guy who bashes his girlfriend in the face, …

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Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

BCU April 5, 2011

When the Patriot Act came into practice a few years back, people got pretty damn pissed, and rightfully so. The government decided they had ring to full access to your shopping receipts and library history and cell phone conversations, if they believed you were partaking in "terrorist activities." The public's right to privacy was virtually …

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Charlie Sheen's Show Bombed

BCU April 4, 2011

I don't know if I just haven't been paying attention to my Charlie Sheen is a Hot Mess Live Feed over the past few weeks, because I had no idea he was performing his own LIVE SHOW TOUR called (of course) “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option." Very normal and everything, of …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU April 2, 2011

Britney is back on tour, and admittedly looking pretty hot. [E!] Lindsey Lohan is dropping her last name and will be known as simply Lindsey, putting her in the ranks of Beyonce and Opr-AHHAHAHAH no.[Gawker] Also, her face is looking REAL NICE [TheSuperficial] Nicki Minaj wore a half broccoli/half cauliflower wig. Very normal. [MTV] Britney …

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Kathy Griffin Dancing Topless

BCU March 30, 2011

I don't know where this happened (edit: somewhere in Florida), I don't know how this happened, and I sure as s*** don't know WHY this happened, but it happened.Kathy Griffin was photographed dancing naked on the side of the road and waving at passing traffic this week before a show in Miami Beach, Florida, and …

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Russell Brand Isn't Getting Laid

BCU March 28, 2011

Look at Katy Perry. Look at her boobs Look at her face. They are It is magnificent. There is no doubt that she is one of the most beautiful celebrities out there today, don't you think? Imagine convincing her to date you, despite the fact that you are a scraggly, greasy man-child with little to …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU March 26, 2011

Chris Brown is not quite cured of the Rage Virus [TMZ] Apparently that's enough to make his publicist JUMP SHIP. [TheBlemish] Lindsey Lohan wants to be known as just "Lindsey," because you know, she's in the same boat as Oprah and Beyonce. [TheSuperficial] Neither is Michael Lohan [TheBlemish] Paris Hilton apparently told someone she hates …

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Chris Brown Rage Outburst on GMA

BCU March 22, 2011

Oh dear. Ohhhh dear dear dear. Just when we all thought that Chris Brown was cured of his terrifyingly violent tendencies with the help of anger management and Jesus' love, he pulls this: According to TMZ, an appearance on Good Morning America this morning turned awry when the host Robin Roberts turned the questions to …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU March 19, 2011

Kate Middleton, future Queen of England, has the most awesome bikini bod you'll see all day [RadarOnline]Kesha drank blood at one of her concerts... [TheBlemish]...but that still managed to be hotter than her in a bikini [TheSuperficial]One of Charlie Sheen's 'goddesses' tried to commit suicide... [TMZ]...but that's still less pathetic than his top choice for …

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Tony Hawk Getting Divorced

BCU March 15, 2011

This is a sad one. I always liked Tony Hawk. In fact (me time), I performed with Tony Hawk and then-child-prodigy Shaun White at an Olympic send off back in 1996. It was pretty much the best moment of my childhood. Anyway, Tony Hawk has just lost points in my celebrity point-log that I keep …

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Snooki's Debut at the WWE

BCU March 15, 2011

As a person who vehemently opposes the celebrity worship of people like those on the Jersey Shore, you think that I would steer clear of giving them any more publicity unless it included outing their obvious drug use. However, today is something different and way more awesome and I have to give the shows resident …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU March 12, 2011

Megan Fox still has boobs in case you were wondering [TheBlemish] Amanda Bynes is the most boring celebrity on the planet and her Twit pics reflect that [Buzzfeed] Good lord. Gisele is literally the best wife on the planet [Daily Mail] Kim Kardashian thought this was a good idea [The Superficial] To prove Charlie Sheen …

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Jon Cryer Responds to Charlie Sheen

BCU March 11, 2011

Throughout all the Charlie Sheen drama of the past few weeks (including the cops being called yesterday for him supposedly threatening to shoot himself, which I can not BELIEVE I didn't add to the What's Next for Charlie Sheen Poll), we haven't really heard much from two of the people in his life who will …

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Wednesday Poll: Charlie Sheen Edition

BCU March 10, 2011

Legacy embedded mediaCharlie Sheen's Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen I'm pretty sure the Charlie Sheen business is finally starting to wind down a little bit - people aren't tuning in every morning for Sheen-watch, because like I said before, when you flood the market with your product its value drops. No one cares about his …

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Charlie Sheen wins PokerStars Sunday Million 5th Anniversary Title

BCU March 7, 2011

Or at least his image wins... This past weekend was the 5th Anniversary of the PokerStars.com Sunday Million Tournament, and the winner of the big pool may have been THE Charlie Sheen, sitting in his "goddess mansion," winning over a million dollars in cash and prizes on his laptop while getting a foot massage and …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU March 6, 2011

Is there even really a reason to try and round up the most important celebrity gossip of the week? I mean, it could all basically be encompassed in the term "WINNING," right? All other celebrities felt their energy sources depleting throughout the week because of the lack of attention they were getting, I'm pretty sure. …

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