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The Official Charlie Sheen Office Pool

Watching Charlie Sheen right now is like being a storm chaser. You're running around attempting to follow a natural disaster, using all the knowledge you can remember to try and predict his next move, but sometimes he does something so unexpected and unpredictable that it ends up SMASHING SOMEONE UNDERNEATH A BARN. However, when someone …
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Xtina Arrested for Public Intoxication

Just another example of how divorce (and by association marriage) ruins people: recently divorced superstar Christina Aguilara was arrested last night. The 'Burlesque' star, who filed for divorce in October of 2010, has been on a rampage of embarrassments the last few months, from screwing up the National Anthem at the Super Bowl to falling …
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2011 Oscars Recap

Secondhand Embarrassment (n): the empathetic, uncomfortable feeling you get when watching something unbearably awkward or embarrassing on television. I experienced secondhand embarrassment for about four and a half hours yesterday while watching the Oscars pre-show, awards show, post-show and post-show post-show, which could all be combined into one show called "Hollywood's Annual Circle Jerkathon." Did …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

These previously unreleased photos of Rihanna after the Chris Brown beatdown are ROUGH. [MediaTakeout]Kanye is giving people seizures now, so, you know. That's nice. [Stereogum]Bam Margera (who is married) stupidly takes photos of him hooking up with a 17 year old in Canada (even though he's MARRIED) [The Superficial]Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones go …
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TWO AND A HALF MEN: CANCELED

Well THAT took long enough. The plug has been officially pulled on the highest rated show (by some ungodly work of number-cooking, I assume) on television, Two and a Half Men. And who do we have to thank blame, class? Nutter Butter extraordinaire Charlie Sheen, of course. After months of Vegas binges, hooking up with …
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Kanye West Talks Abortion, Sounds Crazy

The issue of abortion is a hotly debated topic that I don't foresee ever coming to a conclusion. Like gay marriage or stem-cell research, there is really no happy medium to come to. It's one or the other. Pro or anti. So it would make sense that people of influence are often pressed to keep …
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Awful or Awesome: Beyonce Does Blackface

Were not exactly sure how to feel about the magazine cover that is making waves around the blogosphere. It's for the French mag L'Officiel, and it features the undeniably gorgeous Miss Beyonce Knowles... in black face. Now, on one hand we're sort of confused cause like, her arms are still light, so one might be …
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Cocaine Problem on the Jersery Shore? NO WAY.

I know that this is going to come as a shock to you, but the guys on the Jersey Shore might be putting some illicit substances in their bodies. I know, I KNOW. It's like hearing Santa Claus isn't real, but the guys over at Fork Party have some proof. Watching the show one night, …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

BritBrit releases her new music video. Or at least, Sony featuring Plenty of Fish with musical guest makeup brand Forever released a music video. [Billboard]Samantha Ronson started sleeping with the nut-job again. [Dlisted]Oh God no, someone stop Cameron Diaz. STOP HER NOW. [TheSuperficial]John "The Rat Faced Douche Bag" Gosselin is working in construction now. WHICH …
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Before They Owned Hip Hop

In this adorable reminder that all super stars start out as tiny uncoordinated lumps of baby skin, some brilliant person compiled all the little kid pictures from today's hottest rappers for us all to "awww" at. From Kanye to Usher to Lil Weezy, seeing the pics makes you wonder if they were writing rhymes from …
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Hugh Hefner Knows What Women Want

Hugh Hefner might be older than modern civilization, but he still knows how to charm the pants off the ladies. According to his Twitter, the geezer took his young girlf- wait... Sorry, Fiancé, to see the Justin Bieber biopic "Never Say Never" this past week, and was thanked with, well... Something. The cryptically updated Tweet …
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Lil Kim Beheads Nicki Minaj

I'm always confused by celebrity "feuds." I mean I'm pretty sure a large majority of them are fabricated by the E! Network and their parent company Fat Women With Low Self-Esteem Inc or whatever, but when people publicly come out to assert that they despise each other, I never understand why. Why can't they all …
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Grammy's Recap

Did you know the Grammy's were on last night? Did you know that the Grammy's still EXISTED? Yeah, I know, me neither. In this post-Pirate Bay world, who even gives a sh*t about who wins these dumb awards anymore anyway? Really the only thing people watch the Grammy's for is to see who bought a …
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Celeb Roundup

It's National Divorce Week! Olivia Wilde (above) & Ashlee Simpson are both about to be single! Line up, guys! [contact music] Lady Gaga's new single came out and it's... um... interesting. [dlisted] NSFW Kelly Brooke pictures? PLEASE, SIR, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE? [the blemish] Charlie Sheen is giving advice now, so that's good. [dlisted]Avril …
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Khloe and Lamar Produce a Cologne, AKA EW EW EW EW EW

When you think of Hollywood couples that you'd want to smell like, what's the first though that comes into your head? David and Victoria Beckham are the leaders of this movement with their line of high end men and women's scents, for example. Or maybe you'd want to smell like Brad and Angelina for an …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

Charlie Sheen is so effed up that he get his own "TROUBLE TIMELINE": [TMZ]Diddy's son made honor roll at school so obviously he took him to get ice cream bought him a$405,000 Maybach Limousine [Dlisted]According to tabloids, J-Timberlake has banged 90% of the actresses in Hollywood. To which I say BRAVO. [TheSuperficial]Audrina Patridge stripped down …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

Yours truly is taking a much needed VAY-CAY to Temecula wine country today, so for the next 48 hours, you're on your own. I set up a Weekend To-Dos for tomorrow, and there are leftovers in the fridge so warm them up for yourself for dinner because MAMA'S GOIN' OUT. Dear God, Jessica Simpson looks …
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Before He Was Famous: Lil Jon

I know this is old, but it's making its rounds around the gossipspheres again, and every time I see it it makes me giggle like a school child. The above photo is a GOLDEN shot of Mr. Pimp Cup himself, Lil Jon, back in his pre-millionaire days in the late 1980s. The glasses, the lips, …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

Lamar Odom talked about he and Khloe's sex life and also BARF [TheSuperficial]Only the satanic sounds of Creed could save this boy from a pack of wolves. [OhNoTheyDidnt]Macaulay Culkin knows how to move on... LIKE A BOSS [The Superficial]Jim Carrey went from a crazed anti-immunization freak to a 25 year old singer. LEVEL UP. [Radar …
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Olivia Munn Chokes A Chicken

Gamer chick gone Daily Show correspondent turned sitcom star Olivia Munn has been in the news quite a bit recently, for wearing revealing panties on the cover of Maxim (SHOCKER), for allegedly hooking up with Justin Timberlake, and for starring in last nights premiere of the NBC show "Perfect Couples". Now, I haven't really had …
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