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Conan in Jeggings.

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Jeggings are an interesting trend that popped up in 2010. On some, the spandex-based, faux-denim pants look phenomenal (re: supermodels, that's about it), and on others they look, well, less phenomenal. So if you had asked me which celeb from our Dream Celebrity Booty Call list was going to step out on the town in …
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Hollywood's Most Expensive Divorces: Reasons to Stay Single

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Without knowing it, tabloid magazines have been giving free advertisements for OBC, did you know? No, we haven't been sneaking subliminal messages in... but with the amount of articles detailing the many issues in celebrity marriages, they've basically just been contributing to our cause: the Cause for "Stay Single As Long As You Can Because …
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Irina Shayk Covers GQ, We are jealous of Ronaldo

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I've always thought that WAG was kind of a derogatory term. I know it just stands for wives and girlfriends or whatever, but let's be honest, if someone walked up to you and called you a "gold-digging WAG" you'd probably be more than a little irritated. On the upside, whatever they're called, soccer WAGs have …
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Worst Face Swap

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1) Take group or duo shot 2) In group shot, find funniest expression and replace all faces with that face3) In duo shot, swap the faces, thus creating a hilarious, yet confusing photo4) Laugh and share with friends These are the steps one takes to execute the perfect "Face Swap" meme, one of the longest …
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Snooki Sex Doll: Another Thing You Don't Need

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Snooki is an interesting conundrum. I mean, on one hand she is like, a vile little pig-roach, but on the other hand she is wildly entertaining to watch, not unlike the Science channel when you see a whale being born or monkeys throwing poop or something equally as disgusting. However, I highly doubt there are …
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Google Me: Bad or Worst?

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There are a lot of things to hate about the Real Housewives of Atlanta. The cat fights, the false senses of entitlement, the gaudy outfits, parties, and jewelry, the whole pickle photoshoot incident and the dudes in makeup come to mind. But then a song like this comes out, and you just think, wow, there …
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Your Dream Celebrity Booty Call

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There are tons of incredibly good looking celebrities out there. From singers to models to actors and socialites, they've got the preternatural good looks and the money to maintain rock hard bodies. But which celeb tops them all? BCU would like to know. So in your yearly multiple choice test, the professors would like to …
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Hot Mess of the Week: Courtney Love (NSFW)

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Ah, the life of a rock star. Partying non-stop, hookin' up with whoever, whenever, getting naked on camera to the excitement of fans everywhere: IT'S AWESOME!Except when said rock star is actually a 46-year-old mom with a alcohol and Zoloft problem who argues with her kid via Twitter and is really, honestly, only famous because …
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Taylor Swift is Hotter Than Usual

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Taylor Swift is a pretty girl. No one ever said, "Taylor Swift is not a pretty girl." However, with that curly, high school hair and songs about princesses and Romeo and Juliet, it's easy to forget that she's 21 years old and should be reaching the sexy-peak of her adult life. But this weekend, at …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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This has been a tumultuous week, hasn't it? The ups and downs on Eva Longorias love life, Jessica Simpson buying her own engagement right because she is so totally OMG okay with Nick Lachey getting engaged and this is not at all an attempt to overshadow him, and of course, ol Mel. Come on, Mel, …
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Eva Longoria Divorcing Tony Parker

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After a long week of "he said" "she said" "his rep denies" "Mario Lopez confirms," we finally have the verdict: Eva Longoria, sexy Latina star of Desperate Housewives, and Tony Parker, her NBA husband of seven years, are splitting. According to sources, Eva found out that Tony had been exchanging racy text messages with teammate …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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Don't worry everyone, Ke$ha still looks like a slutty highlighter set. [Dlisted] 50 Cent totally ruined Keenan Cahill's recent video. Rude. [Videogum] Mel Gibson has enough firearms and ammunition for a small militia. Oh, good. [TMZ]Kanye isn't doing his Today Show appearance. SHOCKER. [TheSuperficial] There's VIDEO of the Glee photo shoot. VIDEO. Thank you God …
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VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW, FINALLY.

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After all the creepy drive-through sex shops and dudes with their oral sex requests all over the place, I feel like we could all use a little mind rinse with the sexiest women in fashion: that's right: THE VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOOOOOW. The actual prime time event isn't premiering until the end of November, but …
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Brace Yourself: Bridalplasty is Almost Here

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Reason #456,209 to stay single: your wife might just be marrying you to get a free nose/boob/chin/armpit job. img@ nydailynews Yes, that's right, the always-classy E! Channel's monstrosity of a reality show, "Bridalplasty," is finally here. The show's premise is simple (and yet almost alarmingly repulsive): soon-to-be brides compete in various stunts like writing vows …
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Top 5 Sexiest American Politicians

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IT'S ELECTION DAY, EVERYONE! YOU. ME. POLLING BOOTH. BALLOTS! POLITICAL JARGON? YES PLEASE! LET'S. GET. IT. ON. Just kidding. We're sure you're tired of the non-stop political commercials and public service announcements reminding you to vote today, so instead of giving you tips on what to do this Election Day, or reminding you that not …
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Shaq as Beyonce is Amazing

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It took everything in my power not to post photos of every celebrity's Halloween costume today. I gave you the D. Wade as Justin Timberlake, sure, but what I wanted to give you was Kim Kardashian as a sexy leopard, Paris Hilton's parents as cops (it's funny cause their daughter's a criminal! Ha! Ha!), Amanda …
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Dwayne Wade Dressed as Justin Timberlake for Halloween

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Welcome back to reality everyone, hope you had a fabulous Halloween weekend complete with partying and costumes and friends and some booty (also hope you wore a love glove because unlike you, STDs don't take days off)!I personally decided to dress as the über-nerdy Nyota Uhura from Star Trek: The Original Series, which I had …
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J/K. She Is a Hooker.

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You can always count on Radar Online to really delve deep and find the hard hitting stories, like whether or not people have sex tapes or if Ashton is cheating on his grandma Demi Moore, and now, contrary to every other gossip site, they're saying that the classy lady cops found in the bathroom during …
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Snook-o-Lantern

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According to the DailyWhat, this pumpkin is supposed to look like Snooki. However, I feel like that's a bit of an insult to the pumpkin because it doesn't look like an alcoholic midget troll, it looks more like a classy Latina woman named Maria who wouldn't ever refer to intercourse as "smushing" and would absolutely …
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