Celebrities

Jesse James Engaged To Kat Von D Because That Makes Sense

BCU January 20, 2011

Reason #163,583 to not get married: your husband might cheat on you with a neo-Nazi and then marry someone who looks EXACTLY her like, seriously 6 months later. Apparently attempting to legitimize the sanctity of marriage, Jesse James has come out announcing that he is engaged to tattoo-artist Kat Von D, after bring her to …

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Octomom Whipping a Guy In a Diaper

BCU January 19, 2011

You can always tell the importance and relevance of a celebrity based on the anticipation and wait time for reported sex tapes or nude pics. For example, Kendra Wilkinson's sex tape took a few weeks before it was released to the world. There were rumors of Paris Hilton's for over a month before we finally …

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Ricky Gervais Roasts Everyone at the Golden Globes

BCU January 18, 2011

If Ricky Gervais were an eBay purchase, I would respond to his sale with A++++++ WOULD DO BUSINESS AGAIN. Hollywood, though, is not so pleased. Assuming you didn't fall into some sort of time portal which threw you into pre-Civil War era Alabama this weekend, you probably heard about the Golden Globe speech heard 'round …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU January 15, 2011

Britney left McDonalds long enough to record a new single. Prepare to hear it every five minutes [JustJared] Jay-Z and Kanye left their castle mansion islands long enough to release a single. It's called HAM. That is all. [OhNoTheyDidn't] Olivia Munn is on the cover of Maxim for the three hundredth time [HollywoodRag] Being a …

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Gucci Mane Tattoos an Ice Cream Cone on His Face

BCU January 14, 2011

So, confession time. God this is embarrassing. ::Deep breath:: I am an idiot. Apparently the astrological zodiac has changed. You know the thing people read their horoscopes from? Yeah. That. It changed. Turns out we've been reading it wrong all along or something. Why am I embarrassed about this? OH YEAH BECAUSE I HAVE A …

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Charlie Sheen: Trainwreck of the Year

BCU January 12, 2011

Yep. You heard me. I'm calling this one early. I know its only two weeks into 2011, but barring some world-record breaking heroine binge, ain't no celebrities coming even remotely CLOSE to the type of bender that Mr. Charlie Sheen has been on since New Years.According to reports, he still hasn't come home from partying …

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Andy Dick Kicked out of AVN Awards

BCU January 11, 2011

Andy Dick, at birth, was graced with the world's most appropriate name. It's like if I were born with the last name "Extra-Sharp Cheddar" or something. His last name encompasses his personality, the thing he most uses to make decisions, and the shape of his head. And every time you think that maybe, JUST MAYBE, …

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Weekly Celeb Roundup

BCU January 8, 2011

The People's Choice [aka Probably Won't Win Any Other] Awards were this week, and people Tweeted the sh*t out of it [MTV.com] Jaime Pressly got a DUI. More importantly, Jamie Pressly got a DUI with over a .15 BAC. YOINKS. [Celebslam] Sobe's new body painted lady is Jessica Szohr and she's making me feel bad …

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T.I. Gets In Trouble For 'Frisky' Prison Contact

BCU January 6, 2011

You've gotta give props to rapper TI's wife "Tiny." According to reports, while visiting her husband in prison (you'll recall the two got pulled over with a few controlled substances including several cups of "sizz-urp" a few months back), Tiny decided to go above and beyond the call of duty during a visitation by accompanying …

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Joe Francis Might Be Getting Divorced. Weird.

BCU December 30, 2010

T'was but a wee 5 months ago that BCU announced that Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was getting married to journalist Christina McLarty, and advised her that in order to possibly stand up to Monsieur Francis' high standards, she was going to have to class up her grungy reputation, which included interviewing such Z-list …

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Hugh Hefner Engaged

BCU December 27, 2010

Well, someone hasn't been reading BCU. According to Twitter account (which, to be honest, I don't believe his fragile fingers manage), the Playboy founder and eternal bachelor has decided to tie the knot with his 23 year old girlfriend Crystal Harris. Despite his past statements like "monogamy is something that was invented along the way …

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Shania Twain Engaged To Ex's Mistress' Ex Or Something

BCU December 21, 2010

Reason #45,823 to stay single: Whatever the hell this is. Shania Twain recently announced excitedly that she is engaged to her long-time boyfriend, Frederic Thiébaud. On her personal website, she stated, "Frederic Nicolas Thiebaud has been a true gift to me as a compassionate, understanding friend and over time, an amazing love has blossomed from …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU December 20, 2010

They say "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down," so in this scenario I give you a spoonful of the über-sexy Katy Perry to help the Ke$ha vagine pics go down. Please divert your vomit away from the computer monitor.That's SO Miley: [TMZ]THANKS FOR THE ASS PIC, COCO. NOW NEED EYE BLEACH. [The …

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Scarlett and Ryan Split: Everyone Form a Calm, Orderly Line

BCU December 14, 2010

Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com, Jim Spellman/WireImage.comThe joy and romance of a new marriage. Everyone enters it and spends the next few months being like, MARRIAGE this and MARRIAGE that and blah blah you should get married you have no idea what love is, and then POOF they hate each other. It's like there comes a point where …

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Weekly Celeb Dose

BCU December 11, 2010

IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH: Miley Cyrus is an 18 year old [TMZ]Justin Bieber teaches Barbara Walters how to Dougie, I think [Jezebel] Taylor Momsen thinks young girls should masturbate more so that's nice [The Superficial] Nude pics of Christina Aguilara were somehow not as exciting as you might have thought [theBlemish] Cher doesn't care that we …

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Snoop Wishes You a Happy Holiday

BCU December 10, 2010

Let's be honest. The holidays can be stressful. Spending them with uptight family members, with your mom on too much Xanax and your dad drunkenly shouting at your liberal cousin about Obama, can turn what is meant to be a happy time into a "drink until you pass out" time. Sometimes I imagine what it …

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Snooki Is Ruining NYE

BCU December 9, 2010

she seriously is starting to resemble her South Park character, huh? I am the first person to admit that I watch crappy television. I love The Real Househags of New AnyCity, I love the gay version of The Real Housewives (The A-List), I love anything on E! and even occasionally leave the channel on a …

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Donald Trump's Hair Tries To Escape

BCU December 8, 2010

How sad is it to think that just a few short years ago, this glorious display would have happened and disappeared in just a few short seconds and we would have never seen nor heard anything about it again? We'd have gone about our day completely oblivious to the fact that Donald Trump's hair tried …

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Whale Masturbation, According to Tommy Lee

BCU December 8, 2010

Tommy Lee and his infamous ex-wife Pamela Anderson are both pretty die-hard advocates for the animal rights group PETA, so it wasn't surprising to find out that he was pushing for the release of Tilikum, an orca whale that has killed three people in his time at Sea World. He expressed his disgust at the …

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Fergie's Husband is a Douche

BCU December 6, 2010

File this under top three million reasons to stay single : you could find out too late that your husband is a steaming pile of douche. That must be what Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas) is thinking about right now. According to reports, her husband (B-list actor Josh Duhamel [okay maybe …

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