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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU November 20, 2012

It's almost here, you guys. The day we've all been waiting for. That's right: December 21, 2012, The Mayan Predicted End Of the World. The day when, in my imagination, the sun blows up, leaving the Earth a veritable, frozen wasteland full of slowly dying human beings being over-taken by cold-blooded reptiles eating their stomachs …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday - The History

BCU November 6, 2012

This Tuesday might be the most important in the last four years, but every Tuesday for the past year and three months has been important to us at OBC because we've gotten to share our favorite testimonials from members who are leaving the site because their booty call became a monogamous relationship. Although we shed …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU October 30, 2012

We're back with a brand new testiMOANial this week that we're bummed didn't show up last week because it probably would have won every single Best-of TestiMOANial Award we offered. The excitement, passion, and romance exuded from this testimonial is just the best, and we truly believe that everyone on OBC can have the same …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU October 9, 2012

After that little bit of heart-wrenching news from this morning, you might be needing an afternoon pick-me-up. Like a 5-hour energy, except for your poor little bruised heart*. Luckily, it's Tuesday, which means we have just the remedy. Two brand new testiMOANials from members who found more than just a booty call at OBC. Unlike …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU October 2, 2012

Woo hoo! Another Tuesday at the OBC offices can mean only one thing - beer at lunch! testiMOANial time! This week we have one of our favorite, most quintessential testimonials ever, and a couple simple ones that make us smile nonetheless. From our slightly tipsy offices to yours, here are this week's member testimonials! "I …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU September 25, 2012

Sometimes the world needs less talk. Like, have you ever been at a Denny's at 2am after working all night, and then seen a high school theatre group show up after a performance? You sure wish they'd keep it down. Or have you ever walked behind two women who are talking shit about their friend …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU September 18, 2012

When we imagine what Club OBC would be like in real life, we imagine a dark, sexy club, where people are laughing, having fun, dancing, and gettin' cozy in the corner. What we never imagined when OBC was born, was the wide age range of our clubbers. There are college-aged kids looking for a fun …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU September 11, 2012

When checking up on the OBC buzz on Twitter, we are bombarded mostly by comments from women, saying how shocked and grossed out they are by the idea of a website called OnlineBootyCall. They liken it to buying a hooker, say they can't believe a site like this is real, and even go so far …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU August 28, 2012

It's a weird day in San Diego. The weather is warm and muggy, but it's cloudy and raining a little bit. This is what I imagine it's like to live in Florida, except we have fewer cannibalistic maulings and people stealing from girl scouts. Needless to say, a day like this makes me want to …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU August 21, 2012

Some days are better than others. Sometimes, you wake up without the alarm, and you have just exactly enough cereal and milk, and your coffee comes out way better than usually and even though you just woke up, you don't look like a zombie hockey player. Other days, you get food poisoning and then when …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU August 14, 2012

They say that the first years of marriage are the most trying time in your relationship. After the honeymoon phase, it's like, "uh... what's next?" Such is not the case with our own relationship with our weekly testiMOANials - one year has passed and we're just as excited as we were on day one to …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU August 7, 2012

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAVE THE BANNERS! STRIKE UP THE BAND! CHEERS YOUR DRINKS! WE DID IT! 52 weeks later (okay fine, 53, but last week I was MIA), we have officially gathered an entire YEAR's worth of testiMOANials - stories from members who left OBC not in mourning, but in celebration that they met someone (or many …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU July 24, 2012

As Sally O'Malley once said (and kicked, and punched, and kicked) I'M FIFTY! That's right, our weekly TestiMOANial Tuesday installments turn 50 weeks old today, and we couldn't be prouder of our many wonderful members who came looking for fun and left with a monogamous relationship. Of course, this dating site wasn't made specifically to …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU July 17, 2012

So, as it turns out, becoming an Olympian has more perks than just becoming famous, idolized, and athletically superior to 99% of the world. It also means you get to take part in the world's craziest adrenaline-fueled orgy. But never fear... if you're like me and your most agile move is bolting for the remote …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU July 10, 2012

After the heart-wrenching couple minutes that was watching Frank Ocean's performance on Late Night, I feel lucky that today is Tuesday and we get a big ol' spoonful of testiMOANials to help the depression go down. This week's testimonials range from the romantic (soul mates? Awww) to the casual (we'll see you back here soon, …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU July 3, 2012

Independence Day is nearly upon us, and it's a great time to be thankful for all that we have here in America, like KFC Double Downs and crippling debt the right to free speech and the joy of a (basically) religion-free government. Because of those freedoms, sites like our very own OBC are allowed to …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU June 26, 2012

Do you ever wake up sometimes, and roll over and see that it's time to wake up, and think, "GOD I wish I could just lay here in bed all day, alternating sleeping and watching TV, and maybe getting up to pee or have a bowl of cereal, but that's it." Today was one of …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU June 19, 2012

When people take to Twitter late at night after seeing one of our many commercials, the most commonly used phrase is one I had to look up: "SMH." It doesn't mean "so many hotties!" as I assumed, but instead means, "shaking my head," as in disbelief or shock. We always find this to be so …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU June 5, 2012

Woof. Late start, everyone. Did you know that people still get the flu in the summer? I was under the impression that the flu only existed during the miserable months of winter, BUT APPARENTLY NOT. Thanks to modern medicine, though, I'm back just in time to bring you today's TestiMOANials - featuring a happy couple …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday (or Wednesday)

BCU May 30, 2012

Sometimes, after a holiday weekend, a blogger forgets what day it is. Let's not assume which blogger I'm talking about, but suffice it to say that sometimes they sit down at the computer and think it's a Monday instead of Tuesday, and then they forget to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post, probably because their tummy …

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