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Men Are 2.5 Times Hornier Than Women

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Surprise, surprise. Just as we'd always assumed, dudes like sex more than chicks. However, now there is scientific evidence to prove its true. And no, your tally marks on your bed post of how many times your lady has denied you don't count as "scientific evidence." A new book has just come out by Dr. …
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The Best BCU Search Terms

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In order to better serve you, our loyal BCU readers, we frequently check to see which search terms are bringing new readers to the site. They nearly always consist of "booty call," "hot women," and "onlinebootycall." However, every once in a while comes a gem that makes the staff giggle like school girls. Here are …
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Country Music Booty Call

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Who knew! Booty call tunes aren't limited to hip hop and pop music! We could be wrong, but judging by the lyrics of the Lady Antelbellum hit "Need You Now": "It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I …
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Greatest Web April Fools Jokes

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I'm gullible. Like, really, seriously, gullible. Like when a fellow BCU staffer told me that Google docs runs slow on my Chrome browser, I responded with a dramatic, "REALLY?" Until they laughed and said, "No, you idiot. Chrome is made by Google. " So comes April Fools day. I wake up every year, prepared for …
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Jennifer Aniston Gets Butlered

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You can always count on gossip site TMZ to catch some golden celebrity moments to over-analyze and assume things about. Exhibit A, above: 300 star Gerard Butler getting a bit cozy with his Bounty Hunter co-star Jennifer Aniston's booty. But with a derriere like that, who wouldn't want a piece?
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200-Year-Old Sex Toy Auction

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Somebody in the UK seriously loves their dildos!! An anonymous bidder (surprise, surprise) paid a whopping £3,600 (over $5 grand) for a pair of wooden phallus-shaped carvings that apparently date back to the 1700s. One is 10 inches long and the other is 11, not including the testicles. Although we'd rather not picture what this …
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Bananas May Prevent Spread of HIV

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The amazing banana. High in potassium, delicious on cereal, and hilariously similar-looking to the penis. These were the only joys of the banana, up until recent study that may show bananas can help prevent HIV! A recent study reported on by the Montreal Gazette shows that a chemical in bananas has been as potent at …
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John Edwards Sex Tape Scandal

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It's the news headline everyone's been waiting for... John Edwards, two time failed presidential nominee, has a sex tape. Edwards' mistress is suing his former aide for the return of videos and photographs which depict "matters of a private and personal nature." Which in lawyer-speak probably means dirty, raunchy sex. This comes on the heels …
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Jennifer Aniston Remodels for Single Life

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Despite rumors that she and 300 star Gerard Butler are dating, it looks as though Jennifer Aniston has no plans to settle down in the near future. She has shared some of the details of the renovation of her home in Beverly Hills, from replacing the men's side of her bathroom with a spa-bath and …
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Porn Star Karaoke

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If you saw porn stars Julie Meadows and Nicki Hunter sharing a mic on stage at a dive bar, harmonizing to "Love Thing", you might think it was a set up for a particularly raunchy video. The truth is, you just have a dirty mind. It's actually just another Tuesday night at Sardo's Grill and …
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Tiger Woods' Renup

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Oh look, yet another reason to avoid marriage. Amidst one of the most publicized stories of athlete infidelity, reports are arising that Tiger Woods is going to pay his wife to remain in the marriage, and we're not talking pocket change... At $5 million for the first year and up to $80 million if she …
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Tiger Woods' Booty Call

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UCLA Nearly Riot Over 32% Tuition Increase

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Students at UCLA went postal after it was announced that College fees would be increased by a whopping 32%. According to USnews.com, angry students completely occupied a campus building on protest. 14 students have reportedly been arrested while reports of students being tazered by riot police have been pouring in. The financial troubles of the …
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Size Zeros Are Out

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More proof that BCU has always been ahead of the curve. We announced the overweight was the new blonde and were the first to bring you the horribly photoshopped Ralph Lauren ad. Now, we've got even more good news for women, the majority of which don't fit size 0 jeans. According to the BBC, a …
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Lil Wayne Goes To Jail

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Rapper Lil' Wayne pleaded guilty this past Thursday to a felony attempted possession of an illegal weapon charge. According to MTV.com, the Grammy Award winner will serve up to 12 months in prison due to New York's strict gun laws. However, this number is drastically reduced compared New York's mandatory 3 year sentence for felony …
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Marriage Proposal Endangers Turtles

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A couple in Southern Carolina inadvertently killed dozens of government protected sea turtle hatchlings during a marriage proposal gone terribly wrong. According to The Sun News, the future groom placed 150 bags filled with candles on the beach and forgot about them after proposing. After hatching, the poor baby turtles couldn't find their way onto …
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I'm usually not like this...

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It seems that many of the girls that I've encountered in the past have told me the same thing; "I'm usually not like this, but..." Now, I'd like to believe that I've got some hypnotic power that makes girls drop their drawers but unfortunately I don't. If I did, I wouldn't have a profile on …
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