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New Nike Ad For World Cup

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You can always count on Nike to make big-screen-worthy commercials that induce tears while simultaneously giving you a bulge in your pants over whatever sports event is on the horizon. This ad for the coming world cup (which the BCU staff is counting down the days to) is no exception. Filmed by Alejandro G Inarritu, …
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New Olympic Mascots: Eerily Familiar

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It wasn't long ago that some very observant (and just as creepy) person pointed out that the logo for the 2012 Olympics in London looks a tad bit like Lisa Simpson passin' out a BJ. And now, after months of waiting, London has finally released the first shots of the 2012 Olympic mascots, and they …
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Guitarist Takes Too Much Viagra

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Despite the 30 seconds of barely audible side-effects that are heard at the end of Viagra commercials (I always assume they're saying "explosive diarrhea" and "sudden death"), young men all over the world are popping the little blue pill for fun, just to see how it benefits their sex life. "Please contact your physician if …
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Pope Condoms

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If I were to think of one sexy gentleman on the planet that I'd want plastered on a condom, it would most definitely be Pope Benedict of the Catholic Church. Something about that Dart Sidious face and creepy white robe just gets me riled up, y'know? Luckily, Dutch Condom company De Condoomfabriek ( The Condom …
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Another Miss USA Scandal!

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Does anyone else think it's about time we stop airing the Miss USA pageant altogether? Considering the past two years have been wracked with scandal, paired with the fact that these women aren't even legitimate celebrities, all adds up to too much airtime devoted to an event that stopped being relevant in the 1980s. This …
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Gold ATM Built in Abu Dhabi

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I always enjoy reminders that I am soul-crushingly poor, so I popped on over to Reuters and learned that the Emirates Palace, a hotel Abu Dhabi, the capital of the UAE, recently installed an ATM that dispenses gold. Maybe I need to rephrase that for you. There is a machine, in Abu Dhabi, into which …
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Maxim's Hot 100 List

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Every year the BCU staff celebrates two major literary holidays. Of course I am speaking of the releases of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and it's counterpart, Maxim's Hot 100 List. We sit around the conference table by candlelight, sipping tea and exclaiming triumphantly with each turn of a page. Until this year. Sports Illustrated …
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Prankster Tricks Several News Stations

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Are you a masochist of awkward? Do you love uncomfortable situations that make your stomach tighten and eyes uncontrollably turn away? Did you like Borat? Well then, this new story is for you. A man named Kenny Strasser (who goes by K-Strass which is already awkward) has been making his rounds among the local morning …
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Booty Beanbags

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The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples' basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin's living room next to his "end table" that's actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived …
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Woman Claims to Have Gotten Pregnant From 3-D Porn

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Okay. I need you to sit down for this. Think back, do you remember the movie Me, Myself, and Irene, with Jim Carrey and Renee Lemondrop Face? Yes? Now do you remember how the whitest-of-all-men Jim Carrey genuinely believed he impregnated his wife with these kids? And remember how it was a movie? And we …
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The Vegan Strip Club

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You know how when you're at a strip club, and there hot women everywhere taking their clothes off and dancing seductively, but all you can think about is how incredibly cruel to animals that stripper's leather nipple tassles are? And you're like, "Ugh, I can't even enjoy this insanely sexy blonde woman shoving her breasts …
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Bill Murray is a Bad Ass

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People are often offended when they find out that my number one celebrity crush is Bill Murray. That statement is usually followed by something along the lines of "Wait, is there some hot up-and-coming new actor with the same name as the wrinkly aging star of such movies as Caddyshack, the Royal Tenenbaums, and Zombieland?" …
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Chubby Kids Get Bullied More Often

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Prepare yourself for some shocking news. The geniuses over at the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor have done a study stating that overweight children may be teased more by their peers than those who are of average weight. I'll give you a moment to process this fact. I mean, this must be some new …
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Dolphin Rape: An Epidemic

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Dolphins are widely known as some of the smartest mammals on the planet. They have highly developed communication skills, are fast learners, and are one of the only other known animals who have sex for pleasure along with reproduction. However, did you know they are also sexually aggressive attackers who want nothing more than to …
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WiiFit Injury Makes Woman A Sex Addict

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Aw man, this is an injury we wouldn't mind getting! The latest in a recent trend of WiiFit accidents, Manchester resident Amanda Flowers has recently come out saying a fall off of her WiiFit balance board has caused her to become a "sex addict," saying that even the slightest vibrations cause her to get "turned …
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The Coachella 2010 Experience

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This post should have been written, approved, and posted at least two days ago, but unfortunately the brain power of yours truly has just recently regained full power since this past weekend. So now, here goes... The Coachella Valley Music and Art Festival occurs every year in the third weekend of April in Indio, CA. …
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Porn For The Blind

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If you thought the blind must be missing out on the glorious joy that is pornography, you're actually amazingly wrong. Enter Lisa J. Murphy, the world first porn creator specifically for the visually impaired. She created the book "Tactile Mind," which features 2-D touchable sculptures of human genitalia and other parts, accompanied by Braille descriptions …
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Sexual Activity

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Remember a couple years ago when that movie Paranormal Activity came out? I do, because I watched 10 minutes of it, started to cry, and then had 4 months worth of nightmares. I should have known that if the original Casper cartoon gave me the creeps, perhaps watching an eerily realistic horror movie about demons …
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Workers Strike Over Ban on Drinking

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Let's hope your favorite brew isn't Danish beer Carlsberg, because you won't be getting any shipments of it anytime soon. The workers of the brewery in Denmark are on strike... can you guess what for? a) Unsafe working conditions b) Unfair wages c) Only being allowed 3 beers per day, during their lunch break, and …
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